It's Nahla!
First things first, that man in the left corner is watching you! He sees you, so you better not do anything shifty. Okay, we've all been warned.
Halle Berry never whored out her baby on the cover of any magazines. Imagine that! A celebrity not making a quick buck off their kid. She also didn't release any pictures of Lion King Baby aka Nahla Ariela, so this is the first time I've really seen her. You know how I feel about BABIES!!! They give me the shakes, because I know they are soon going to be our world leaders. But Nahla is pretty adorable. Her eyes are like two little stars sparkling in the ocean's reflection. I can't believe I just wrote that sentence. No, I'm not high.
Here's Halle, Baby Nahla, a bodyguard-type person and Mia Michaels at the L.A. Zoo today. No! That's not Mia Michaels. It's Halle's mother. I seriously thought for a minute that Halle's mommy was everyone's favorite deep-thinking gayelle dance choreographer. I thought to myself, "Damn. Halle is going the gayelle way. I mean, it is the way to go."
She's adorable!
BS MK that is so Mia "you left in on the dance floor" MIcheals, I know it's her!
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Submitted by VooDooVixen on September 2, 2008 - 11:14am.
LOL Boy is that completely not true.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on August 31, 2008 - 1:56pm.
Halle probably doesn't breastfeed. Breastfed babies are fat, bottle fed are lean.
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Sorry, that is just the opposite. Bottle-fed babies are big, fat porkers and breast-fed babies are lean.
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hmm I guess I am in the minority because I don't think she is that cute.
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She's cute, but I don't think shes the cutest celeb spawn.
Whats up with Halle and squinty sperm donor? Have they split up? never see pics of them together anymore.
Nahla looks MUCH better in this pic IMO; she actually looks like a baby here:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20222565,00.html
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Now that's a really gorgeous baby!. Lucky Halle.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
not that cute
xoxox
The war isn't working.
she's a cutie
Beautiful baby, however she looks like
an old soul already. I think Mr. Sperm donor fulfilled his "obligation" already. You rarely see them photographed anymore. Oh well kudos to halle for a lovely little Loin King beebee.
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Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today...
piepenburg, which couple looks so happy together? Halle and random dude next to her? Halle and her mom? Nahla and random dude?
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on August 31, 2008 - 1:56pm.
Halle probably doesn't breastfeed. Breastfed babies are fat, bottle fed are lean.
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That's not necessarily true. My mom didn't breastfeed me or my brother and we were both fatties, especially me.
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Why I love Mariah
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Submitted by Inside of luv on August 31, 2008 - 11:04pm.
Ah, I didn't see that.
See on the next Bradge thread then!
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"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 31, 2008 - 5:15pm.
P.S - Inside of luv, can you save you angie/bard rants for an angie/brad thread? Thank you.
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@ Dreamy, ditto to what Bradfulbitch said. Thanx for your little advice, and yeah babe, that was the plan, check the last paragraph of the rant. I certainly plan to re-post on bradgelina's thread. Good day mate.
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Blessed are the meek/boring/compassionate Bible bashers without sin and the God/Jesus lovers; for they shall inherit the earth.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 31, 2008 - 10:20pm.
Well, that explains why this thread has so many posts!
I think you have good points. Why can we can call the bitch a Saint & whatnot but can't mention Angie & immaculate conception. Strange.
I havent read all the posts, I just skimmed this page & saw the rant.
Not your fault BB.
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"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
Look you guys! I finally got the internets at home! Now I can post on he weekend! But only when my boyfriend iisn't looking, lol. He wouldn't understand.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
DreamyAguileraEyes on August 31, 2008 - 5:15pm
That was kinda my fault, I chimed in and made reference to Skeletina having an "immaculate conception" and it was followed with a blah blah, dumb ass comments, blah blah and then I chimed back and now here we are.
Funny, we call the Skeletina a Saint, the twins holy and pray to Cheesus but mention the immaculate conception, who knew?
Sorry DAE, if I knew....
On T: Halle is a mom, where are her mom jeans?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Nahla is soo freakin CUTE!!!!
Halle is looking great for someone who gave birth not long ago!
P.S - Inside of luv, can you save you angie/bard rants for an angie/brad thread? Thank you.
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"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
What a sweet baby!
I wish Halle would put some booties or socks on her. I don't care for babies bare feet. It gives the appearance of slovenly.
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submitted by: Haribo on August 31, 2008 - 12:54pm.
she's really cute! mixed people are the best looking people!
we sure are!
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
I love and get sarcasm as the next man and I’m all for comedy. And Michael K and the DListers use it in spades, that’s why they are the best. But I can’t help thinking that the recipient of the comedic sarcasm is a narcissistic mental case with the size of Mount Kilimanjaro delusions of grandeur, may actual believe it’s true, that she is all that!. So I’m thinking, hmmm….. it needs to be spelled out, bashed it on her head and call it like it is with no hold bared once in a while, bcuz that’s the only way Bradgelina will know they’re not God/Jesus nor given birth to the second coming/messiah.
So, saying any conception from angie’s infested, flabby, stank, eroded, over-stretched, numb, over-used and put away wet by younger men twat, that only old middle-aged men can find pleasurable (and that I even question, to get close to angie is to know angie and I bet that is a total turn off, I mean, the tattoo, man body, flat ass, the scars and all. After all, when photoshop was created they had angie in mind, she’s photoshop creator’s dream come true) is immaculate is an insult to the birth of Christ, even in jest!!!. I’d rather compare angie’s conceptions either from her pit of hell toxic twat or belly full of cauldron of satanic jits to SODOMIC CONCEPTION.
Angie /Brad’ names, conceptions, lives, friends, charity etc, is NEVER synonymous with Godly, holy, sainthood, immaculate, kindness, and love. When you think of Bradgelina, think, CALCULATED CHARITABLE ACTORS, GREEDY SCARVENGERS, FAME-SEEKING WHORES, and POWER HUNGRY, SOCIAL CLIMBERS WITH WORLD DOMINATION-POLITICAL ASPIRATIONS THAT WILL NOT LET ANYTHING STAND IN THEIR WAY.
BRADGELINA AND THEIR COVETED CRONIES ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAN SCIENTOLOGY!! Because together, these two satanist are sleek, deceitful and greedy. They are power hungry, ruthless, and have no soul. Their union is nothing more than their insatiable quest and hunger for power, and political positions, the very irresistible snare that Witchlina dangled under brad shit’s nose to steal him, by using her UN connections and the rest is history.
Oh... if anyone did not catch the above tripe this time around bcuz people have probably moved to another post, well, don't sweat it, the bitch will most def re-post again at a future date, not that you're remotely interested but just bcuz I love you all.
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Submitted by speakit on August 31, 2008 - 11:27am.
blushes* awww Mrs. K! How sweet! I really appreciate that. YOU'RE TRYING TO SUCK ME IN.. I'm on to you.
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Am I that transparent?
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 31, 2008 - 11:26am.
Did you get my email? I'm needy today for some reason and have to know.
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Yes, I did dear. Are you coming to our labor day rave? Pudge makes a MEAN G&T!
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
@Debfrmhell xoxo
Have a great day ladies and gents. Duty calls.
DebFrmHell on August 31, 2008 - 2:27pm
I will hunt you down and send a request.....
I ain't postin' nuthin' here, ok, off to CrackSpace.....
On T: Nahla sounds like slang for Nylons.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
What a scrumptious little babykins!
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"Two languages in one head? No one can live at that speed! Good Lord man, you're asking the impossible!"
Yes, Nahla Ariela Belle Jasmine is an unusual looking baby, but she's a freakin' baby! It will take a couple of years for her to settle into her looks. "Exotic" looking people are often branded as "ugly" because they don't fit a certain mold.
That said, Shiloh and Suri and also beautiful, and if they didn't have the parents they have, no one would say otherwise. They'll probably be classic beauties, but Nahla will really turn heads. Most of the time, people of mixed race are gorgeous. Although I did know a guy who was black, Puerto Rican, and Italian, and he was ugly as hell. But he was the only exception.
I cut Rumer Willis some slack because I saw the E! true hollywood story on Demi and Demi was an ugly child and had a lazy eye. She had a lot of self-image issues and I think that's why she takes such care of herself. Now that Rumer's older, I don't know...
SpeakIt,
Mrs . K tell you true. We are very happy to have a snarkist on board.
Bradi,
Why aren't you on my MS?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 31, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by speakit on August 31, 2008 - 11:16am.
I like everyone here except that damn 'speakit'. She gets on my last fukkin nerve.
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Last night I sent an email to another dlister saying how glad I was that you had joined our little coven.
True story.
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*blushes* awww Mrs. K! How sweet! I really appreciate that. YOU'RE TRYING TO SUCK ME IN.. I'm on to you.
Mrs.Kravitz on August 31, 2008 - 2:22pm
NEVER!
Did you get my email? I'm needy today for some reason and have to know.
On T: Halle won an Oscar ya' know.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Bradi,
Last I saw of her she was terrorizing the little souls at JJ. Good place for her.
I have licked a hole in mine...
Poster that is! ((wink,wink))
Babies! They are freaking everywhere...
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Submitted by speakit on August 31, 2008 - 11:16am.
I like everyone here except that damn 'speakit'. She gets on my last fukkin nerve.
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Last night I sent an email to another dlister saying how glad I was that you had joined our little coven.
True story.
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 31, 2008 - 10:53am.
I ♥ all the sluts here, with an exception or two of course...
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Mmmm, talking about me again?
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
DebFrmHell on August 31, 2008 - 2:14pm
Waffles and our Lenny posters worn out from us making out with them.
speaking of JenFraud....is she still on another terror mission at another site?
Oh On Topic because it's a serious holiday weekend and all:
Halle has awesome hair.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I like everyone here except that damn 'speakit'. She gets on my last fukkin nerve.
Bradi,
You and me babe! We will always have waffles with strawberries and ice cream...
There are a few here tha cause a huge sigh out of me. BUT 99.5% Me loves...
Immaculate conception is what I am now shooting for everynight if only by osmosis...
;-)
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parissucksliterally on August 31, 2008 - 1:57pm
heehee....
*dons innocent look and shiny halo*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on August 31, 2008 - 10:56am.
not necessarily....my sister breast-fed both her kids. One was a big fat baby, the other was a peanut.......
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Cause I'm not sorry, it's human nature
and I'm not sorry; I'm not your bitch, don't hang your shit on me
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Br'diful, there are people you don;t like here? Say it ain't so!
heehee
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Cause I'm not sorry, it's human nature
and I'm not sorry; I'm not your bitch, don't hang your shit on me
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Submitted by Fronika on August 31, 2008 - 9:31am.
Look up what Immaculate Conception actually means before making dumb-ass comments.
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What does Madonna's greatest hits from the 80's have to do with this?
Oh wait, that was the Immaculate Collection, nevermind...
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"I still think we should find a way to let Brangelina know that there are people out here who love them and want to wish them all the best… I wanna write a poem like some other people did but I’m not that smart. "
Submitted by LNSH on August 31, 2008 - 10:19am.
Sorry but the baby is not that cute. Not chubby enough and looks like she has a touch of trisomy 21. Most other celeb babies are much cuter than her. Ya'll must be looking at her through squinted eyes or beer goggles or something.
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Halle probably doesn't breastfeed. Breastfed babies are fat, bottle fed are lean. I don't know whether to laugh or cring about the "touch of trisomy 21." I think I'll laugh...it's like having a "little bit of AIDS." But I'm with you, this baby is average. It's the law of nature: 2 uglies make a cute baby, two beauties make a not so cute baby.
Hey Triscuit SmOOcheR...
din't see you there:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
WoodHorse,
I love the San Marcos outlet mall...sigh. need to get up there for work clothes soon.
Babies are very much like frog legs...
they taste just like CHICKEN! LOL!
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I can get over myself. Whether I can get over the pile of beer cans in my apartment is another issue.
Hello angel, good to have you back.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 31, 2008 - 1:44pm.
@SpeakIt,
Me loves little platypussies...one of the posters has two babies in avie!
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How cute! I haven't seen it. I guess at some point I may get an avie. Maybe an emu, I like those too.
Triscuit on August 31, 2008 - 1:39pm
thank you slut.
I hope everyone knows that was for Fronika...
I ♥ all the sluts here, with an exception or two of course...
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 31, 2008 - 1:50pm.
Hi Angel!
I can't get over myself either. I think I am as funny as a rubber walker in a nursing home.
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Hey Deb!
Um...Is that funny...? LOL
It is, isn't it - but in a very evil o-so-wrong way....
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Hi Angel!
I can't get over myself either. I think I am as funny as a rubber walker in a nursing home. Of course there are a few that think I am just obnoxious...LOL
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