Saturday, August 30th 2008
Bale & Kermit: Separated At Birth
This is probably the most amazing thing I've seen all morning. Yes, I've only been up for an hour, but still!
An amazing person (who should win every award given to man) at ONTD put together an extensive collection of photographic evidence proving why Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog are long-lost twin brothers.
Don't fucking hesitate. Smoke a bowl and click here to being your journey. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll feel things you have never felt before! It's truly fucking wondrous.
Thanks to ferdalump at ONTD
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That's one hot man-frog...or frog-man...or whatever.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
bwhahahahahah!!!!!
my boyfriend and i fell off the bed laughing. god, that was so funny. i don't know who this person is who put that together, but it is genius. wtf. hahaha.
I sensed a rift in the veil....
We are NOT amused Michael!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Just saw Christian in "Harsh Times" last night. That man is downright scary. He is intense, gorgeous, and such a talented diverse actor, he's got to be unstable!
I think Christian makes a much better Josh Brolin than A-hole Josh....Christian looks way more like James Brolin's handsome face.
I'll bet money I don't have, that Christian's mom has a lot to do with his rage. I hope he does find some peace in this world. Sorry to get weepy! Those little kid pics of CB in the "urchin" costume are adorable. I'm a mom and his eyes seem to always be looking for "approval". Lots of hugs for that poor baby.
Somebody out there either really loves or really hates Christian Bale. And needs to get out a bit more often, since I'm sure this project took a few months to research.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
i love this.
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l.danielle
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"Salem13 on August 30, 2008 - 11:42am.
Christian Bale was in Velvet Goldmine.
BeBe_Kitten:
The movie is called I'm Not There it's about Bob Dylan. Cate Blanchett and Heath Leger were also in it. It's a pretty good movie."
I've been thinking of picking that movie up, maybe I'll do that sooner then later :)
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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That was seriously hilarious and totally changed my life. I think Bale looked hotter in his mid-20s actually. He's getting a bit old now. I love Kermit...always have, always will. I wonder...who do I love more...?
Your face!
This changed my life. Everything makes sense now.
I wonder if we can get a photo of Christian Bale's anus and put it next to a photo of Kermit's little green no-no hole.
Now that would be impressive.
I always thought Kermit was hot. Now I know why. The resemblance is uncanny.
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Fucking Brilliant! I wonder how long that took?!
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DAMNIT!
Double anal fissure posts?!?
That is just tacky.
I think I have an idea what you mean when you say button..
Warning: If you've just eaten, do not click here.
http://www.manukahoneyusa.com/images/anal%20fissure%201.jpg
I think I have an idea what you mean when you say button..
Warning: If you've just eaten, do not click here.
http://www.manukahoneyusa.com/images/anal%20fissure%201.jpg
I'm fairly sure that the glutes are the section of where the lower arse flesh meets the upper thigh.
Can we just agree and Ewan McGregor showed his button and let this conversation rest?
My psychoanalyst will be thrilled to hear about the innevitable dream this debate will conjure!
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Could it be the Gluteus Maximus?
"the outermost muscle of the three glutei found in each of the human buttocks"
So it's a conversation colonoscopy! Let me know when there's a gynelogical exam. I'm guessing this blog has an std.
I'm glad to see we've all moved beyond poo talk into assology.
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I'm gonna fuck hubby's brains out...
So anus is the whole shebang?
Does that include the puckery part? Or is that the sphincter?
sphincter is a ring of muscles at the opening of the anus.
I believe ANUS refers to the opening while SPHINCTER is the muscle that holds it in place.
That is fucking PRICELESS!
Rectum wouldn't be the correct term.
I think the rectum is where all the poo is stored. If Ewan had inserted a camera deep inside himself, then I would have bore witness to his rectum.
Maybe you can see that far in if you peer up close to the screen, but I didn't move from my sofa.
Hmm. I'll have a look on YouTube for the scene in question. I fear that I shan't sleep tonight until this matter is settled.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
I prefer to just say "bum" or "tuchus."
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 30, 2008 - 7:25pm.
So I've seen both Ewan McGregor's anus and sphincter?
What a curious thought. I'm not quite sure how I feel on reflection.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Its the RECTUM
OK Ziggy I just found out that the
sphincter is a ring of muscles at the opening of the anus.
They are not synonymous.
Keep up the good work.
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
Anus... sphincter... is there a difference?
I honestly don't know. He covers his willy in glitter and then waves it around before bending over and showing his bum hole to the crowd.
What's the proper term for arse hole?
What's the difference between an anus and a sphincter?
I pride myself in being rather worldly, but I'm afraid that you have left me completely stumped here!
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
LOL Ziggy! I'm sure Gay Al would be all over that shit in a red hot minute. He'd probably beat me to it.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 30, 2008 - 12:09pm.
By "anus" do you mean "sphincter?"
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
Justina - LOL!
I can't help but see your avatar speaking those words with that weird expression on his face.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Ewan McGregor could expose anything at any time
Ewan McGregor exposes his anus to the audience in that movie too.
It is quite a racy pictre.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 30, 2008 - 12:06pm.
You couldn't be more wrong Zippy, I mean Ziggy.
IF you're not happy I'm not happy.
Trust.
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
It's in the movie Velvet Goldmine.
And it IS her vagina, no matter what you say Mrs. Kravitz. GOD, you just can't STAND to see me HAPPY can you?!
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 30, 2008 - 9:29am.
I wasn't expecting to see Toni Collette's vagina, but there it was.
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Where? Where is Toni Collette's vagina? Point me there Ziggy.
That is beautiful. The awesomest thing I've seen in weeks, months probably.
I'd like to see what CB thinks about it. That grumpy bitch would probably be angry, zero sense of humor.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 30, 2008 - 9:29am.
I wasn't expecting to see Toni Collette's vagina, but there it was.
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I am pretty sure that TC uses a bagina double.
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 31, 2008 - 4:34am.
Sandbitch, only Jessica Fletcher would throw those kind of accusations about.
Who are you really?
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Only for you, and only for a moment, I will reveal my true entity.
BOO!
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Submitted by speakit on August 31, 2008 - 4:36am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 30, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Speakit is Michael K.
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sshhhhhhhh
That's funny cuz I was talking to myself the other night then.
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Yar, I know. That was what gave you away. LOL.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 30, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Speakit is Michael K.
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sshhhhhhhh
That's funny cuz I was talking to myself the other night then.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 30, 2008 - 2:25pm.
Now, slap me across the face and call me Sally! ;)
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YOU'D LIKE IT WOULDN'T YOU? TELL ME YOU'D LIKE IT BITCH, I mean, SALLY! *slap*
Now I'm kinda turned on.
Sandbitch, only Jessica Fletcher would throw those kind of accusations about.
Who are you really?
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Speakit is Michael K.
Good morning slutz, horz, beautiful peoples.
Submitted by speakit on August 30, 2008 - 6:21pm.
Didn't you see MY NAME on that list?
WHAT are you trying to SAY?
See, speakit. Doesn't this just warm your soul?
Now, slap me across the face and call me Sally! ;)
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 30, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 30, 2008 - 6:47pm.
DAE, Labor Day is actually on Monday here in the US, but many people make a weekend out of it as it represents the end of summer for many....
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Ah, I see.
The end of summer? What summer? The summer skipped the UK this year.
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Well, sorry to hear that. Summer has been rather hot and muggy here.... but this weekend looks gorgeous in NYC, which is probs why MK is out. Of course, I am out of money and couldn't do a thing (long story dog was sick). I guess the pooch and I should go for a long walk instead of sitting here, but am lazy as hell... I digress.
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