Them Again
I used this picture of White Oprah with HoHan, because this whole Lohan feud just isn't the same without her. White Oprah brings her own special brand of attention whoreness to a situation. I hope she wakes up from her cokey coma soon and puts her skills to good use.
Michael Lohan already issued a statement shortly after his dad "literally died in his arms," trashing White Oprah. He issued ANOTHER paragraph of verbal caca to E!. He said:
"Lindsay did reach out to me. She sent me a message this morning. She said, 'Now papa has found peace and maybe we can find peace in our lives, too.' "
Only a few hours after Michael barfed out those words. HoHan took to her MySpace and responded:
the boy who cries wolf
Current mood: busy
Category: Lifejust going to put it out there, i have had no contact with my father.
and i hope he uses this time to keep mourn the loss of his father, rather than taking the time to talk to the media about me or anyone in my life.
better he just keeps his mouth shut.on another note-
im having fun on the set of Ugly Betty, the cast is great, the crew is great, and it's nice to be at work, doing what i love to do!xoxox
There's something to be said about the fact that White Oprah is coming off as the least shady bitch in this whole drama. Something in the milk really ain't clean.
I'm beginning to think that this whole thing has been planned out. They're saving the best for last. White Oprah is going to appear in the grand finale where she will deliver the mother of all statements. The kind of statement that will make your eyes roll to the back of your head.
In the meantime, the eight ball is in your pocket, Michael Lohan.
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Submitted by Cartarn123 on August 29, 2008 - 8:00pm.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^She looks so pretty and sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ****** W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m****-. So wonder. She is always dating a young on that site. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆^^^^^
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Okay, now they're not even trying. It's like someone used freetranslation.com
That pic looks like Hohan is hiding a (coke) bullet in her hand and WhOprah is on the look out for her.
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Gah, WHY don't you quit making all those repetive sounds? Over and over...breathing iiin and out, and iiiiin and out. Stop already. You're gettin' on my fuckin' nerves.
You know it's bad when your own mother looks younger than you do! That shit is SAD! Their family is all sorts of fucked up!
Your face!
"i hope he uses this time to keep mourn the loss of his father"
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Whatever that means....
Submitted by niki on August 29, 2008 - 11:54pm.
Aww, hush now.
Have a balloon... ;)
Submitted by Cartarn123 on August 30, 2008 - 12:00am.
I couldn't have put it better myself!
For a while now, I have been admiring your posts. Although the fate's threads have kept us apart in this life, I pray that in the next we are close friends.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 30, 2008 - 12:32am.
Oh D.A.E. - I've been trying to decide what hue of pink to paint my bedroom. And there it is, Xtina's hair in your avie. I've just emailed your avie to the local paint shop and they are mixing it as I type.
And I will get a poster of xtina to grace my walls.
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Glad to help! Lol
You see, Xtina does have her uses!! (It's not her hair that's pink, it the bubbles!)
Haha! Cool! ;0)
~♥~Keep Getting Better 19/8/08?~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
Shouldn't pig nosed Mama Lohan be snorting out truffles right about now?
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^She looks so pretty and sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ****** W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m****-. So wonder. She is always dating a young on that site. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆^^^^^^
Submitted by niki on August 29, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Since Sandbitch is in the know can we petition a bitch to get the fat assed heffa off the sidescreen ... .
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Remove the lezzie porn, too.
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Ziggy--
I agree with you for the most part, but the stories are what make the commentary possible, and by posting them on the site, we are being informed. If we already knew the stories, the site would just be a message board.
I am going to hate you forever Ziggy for pointing out the truth of the real fugliness (Dina, ex- weirdo husband, gayelle daughter, and supersexed younger sibling)but I still say Pennywise can give a grown woman the same nightmare as forgetting the name of last night's date as you're fishing around for your panties on his bedroom floor. Not personal or anything...just saying.
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I love my Brangelina like I love my stilettos...Hot, sexy, and a pain in the ass.
Since Sandbitch is in the know can we petition a bitch to get the fat assed heffa off the sidescreen selling "Let us get our looks back" because her fat ass is scaring me as much as Pennywise the Clown. No one should be able to eat enough to look like that. Jesus hates you if your stomach can expand that wide. God wants you die so he can start over. He left you free will so you could maybe once in awhile say no I won't have seconds. You failed the test bitch and if someone said Osama Bin Laden was hiding in your fat rolls I might believe them. STOP EATING RIGHT NOW!!!______________________________________________
I love my Brangelina like I love my stilettos...Hot, sexy, and a pain in the ass.
The last thing that I would want to do would be to offend any other posters here, but I will have to respectively decline the requests of those who are scared of Tim Curry.
Stephen King's worst nightmares are no match for some of the images that grace other regular's avatars.
The Dina Lohans are particularly frighting.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Submitted by mharker on August 29, 2008 - 11:32pm.
No sweetheart, I'm afraid that you're wrong there.
Most people visit Dlisted for the reactions to the news, and not the news in itself. Please recognise this crucial distinction.
I honestly believe that you will find a more accurate social commentary on the pages of this website than you could ever hope to find from any other source you might care to mention.
Just about every regular here is astute enough to chart a course through the smoke and mirrors that desperate media jockeys use to confuse and sway the minds of people like yourself. If you honestly believe that ANYBODY here is logging on because they simply have to find out what is happening with the Lohan family, then I'm afraid you are sadly mistaken.
It is a backlash against these people and their narcissistic belly-aching rather than a childish sit-down-mother-goose story time.
Nobody has skewered the plight of a time such as Micheal K has done here.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 29, 2008 - 7:22pm.
Submitted by mike on August 29, 2008 - 7:05pm
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Mike is that you in your avie? You are cute!!!
Where have you been? I've been using various pics of myself for the last few months. Thanks all the same, though.
Thank you Sandbitch cause I was really scwared (said in little tiny HELP me voice). _______________________________________________
I love my Brangelina like I love my stilettos...Hot, sexy, and a pain in the ass.
I'll scare him away Niki!!!
Ziggy, you are scaring Niki. Can we negotiate a temporary change of Avie? I have some for sale.
My favorite posts are the ones where people talk about how horrible blogs and celebrity gossip are.
You're posting on a gossip blog. You signed up for this! You're no better than the rest of the unwashed masses.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 30, 2008 - 9:15am.
Oh D.A.E. - I've been trying to decide what hue of pink to paint my bedroom. And there it is, Xtina's hair in your avie. I've just emailed your avie to the local paint shop and they are mixing it as I type.
And I will get a poster of xtina to grace my walls.
This is totally off topic but um could somebody who is close to Ziggy Stardust please persuade him/her to reconsider their choice in avatars because the clown is seriously giving me the heebie - to the muthafuckin' jeebies.
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I love my Brangelina like I love my stilettos...Hot, sexy, and a pain in the ass.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 29, 2008 - 6:23pm.
I bet you've seen "Idiocracy," haven't you? (Hilarious movie btw.) ITA with all your statements and sentiments, though. Society as a whole is going down the shitter.
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT THEIR PRODUCTS.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
Eventually, somebody will have to take a stand and seize control of the digital age.
I pray whoever raises to this position censors the Lohans, and prevents any more of their idiocy from seeping from their own social circle.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 29, 2008 - 6:22pm.
Submitted by mike on August 29, 2008 - 7:05pm
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Mike is that you in your avie? You are cute!!!
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Uh ohhhh. Dlisted lurrrrve. Ahahaha.
I agree. xD
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT THEIR PRODUCTS.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
would it have killed her to take the high ground and just wished her grandfather to RIP? courteous, brief. But nooooo.
Constantly dissing each other. yech
*hands joe schmoe a Chiko Roll*
Mate, I've already bitten both ends off the Chiko. I got hungry. Yous can have the rest of me potato gems, but. I got the Gems and Chiko from the Aspley Twin Drive In.
There's something deeply unsettling about these people.
It's almost as if they mean nothing within themselves. Can you imagine how low your self-esteem must be to seek validation from a faceless audience, who are only out to exploit you for money?
Reality television in its current form is on the way out, although I'm certain that we are seeing a primordial blue print of its rebirth in these statements.
As the mass media falls more and more into the hands of the great unwashed masses, there will be no need to log onto Dlisted.com to catch up on the latest hear say and amateur paparazzi espionage. Instead, we will have 24 hour a day coverage of these desperate creatures beamed straight to our visual cortex.
Every thought will be recorded. The digital age has gained too much momentum, and I fear that it cannot be stopped.
We must make a preemptive strike against this lunacy. User-generated media content will bring the world crumbling around us. Already we see its effects.
The likes of MySpace and Youtube offer the promise of celebrity to the great unwashed masses. Lonely people are being coerced into believing that anybody actually cares about the mediocrity that defines their lives. Soon these people will cease to work, filling their time with statements and blogs, and the cogs of our civilisation will grind to a deathly science.
Remember these statements, for the signal something far more dangerous than the expected strain to the optic nerves from over-zealous eye rolling.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
I don't like how you can always see up WO's nostrils. That's gross.
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Submitted by mike on August 29, 2008 - 7:05pm
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Mike is that you in your avie? You are cute!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSyOCx6ZXfM&feature=related
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 30, 2008 - 9:15am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 30, 2008 - 12:11am.
Let's see if we can drag angel.i out of hibernation!
Bitch, where are you!!!!!!!
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angel has gone away for a week, she should be be this weekend.
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Lucky cow. She'll be pleased to know her absence was noticed. LOL.
"LEAN LIKE A CHOLA"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlTRvY8V5Zo
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 29, 2008 -7:02pm.
You know how we've never seen Dina and Michael together at the same time...
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That would be the final twist they're talking about--"the mother of all statements". And that would be AMAZING. Christ, it's like a novela.
I wish these weren't actual people so I wouldn't feel guilty that I'm reading about them.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 30, 2008 - 12:11am.
Let's see if we can drag angel.i out of hibernation!
Bitch, where are you!!!!!!!
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angel has gone away for a week, she should be be this weekend.
~♥~Keep Getting Better 19/8/08?~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
Let's see if we can drag angel.i out of hibernation!
Bitch, where are you!!!!!!!
"LEAN LIKE A CHOLA"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlTRvY8V5Zo
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 30, 2008 - 9:06am.
Submitted by jim on August 29, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Calm down. Deep breaths. The beer will be cold when you get there. Truly, it will. BTW: After you've had a few, please drive carefully; it's a holiday weekend. We don't want lose any dlisters.
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SPEAKING OF MISSING DLISTERS, WHERE THE FUCK IS ANGEL.I, LEAN LIKE A CHOLA, SHE'S A LADY ??
I TRULY UNDERSTAND NOW, WHY .ALL.CAPS.JIM. RESORTED TO ALL CAPS.
Submitted by jim on August 29, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Calm down. Deep breaths. The beer will be cold when you get there. Truly, it will. BTW: After you've had a few, please drive carefully; it's a holiday weekend. We don't want lose any dlisters.
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I NEVER thought I'd find myself liking Lindsay. I'm flabbergasted.
The constipation face on Dina Lohan must be lengendary at this point. Her restraint from not sending out her own press release must be causing blockage unheard of. ________________________________________________
I love my Brangelina like I love my stilettos...Hot, sexy, and a pain in the ass.
And there she goes again! Holding that fucking Cartier bracelet up in the air!
AND I AM SUPPOSED TO GIVE A FUCK WHY?? I WILL BE OUT OF THE OFFICE WITHIN THE HOUR AND ON MY WAY TO GET DRUNK AND THESE FUCKING LOSERS WILL BE FIGHTING AMONG THEMSELVES TO STAY IN THE NEWS...FUCK ALL THE LOHANS AND FUCK ALL THOSE WHO TRY TO KEEP MY BEER WARM!!
Dina looks like Michael in a wig - I FUCKING SWEAR.
You know how we've never seen Dina and Michael together at the same time...
I think I'm really onto something here.
@Momus: Agreed. It's like a trainwreck. Quite literally. And yet, at the same time, if they all died in a plane crash, I wouldn't be too sad. Or sad at all for that matter.
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
I've just realized that I'm addicted to the Lohan tribal warfare.
I know because I don't really like any of them but I can't stop reading and blogging about them.
Is there rehab for this???????
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