Halle Berry Is Wearing A Ring....
Let the engagement rumors begin! Because we all know that if you're wearing a ring on your wedding finger, it means you're engaged and getting married any day now. Or it could mean that you were bored and wanted a little attention. Halle Berry wore this same ring back in May and her rep said it was just something she bought for herself. Blah...blah...blah...
Halle has been married twice before and said she would never marry again. Never say never. That's what I said when I first ate a funnel cake from IHOP. Never again! And the next time I was there, that's exactly what I ordered. We never learn our lesson. My bowels still get teary when they think about it.
If Halle is engaged to Hot Sperm Donor, she better get at least two prenups. You can't trust a man who has the ability to eff you balls deep with his eyes. Trust me. That's probably how Halle got knocked up in the first place. He just stared at her. Whenever I see a picture of him, I can't stare too long or I start to feel a rumble in the no-no area.
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IHOP is good for tearing up an asshole, for me it's the eggs, and 50:50 with the pancakes. I've learned not to drink the coffee and to be planning to go home immediately after.
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Submitted by jim on August 29, 2008 - 6:21pm.
WHO GIVES A FRIDAY FUCK!!!
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LOL.. I don't know why that made me laugh. Maybe because I'm wondering what's the difference between a Friday fuck and any other day of the week fuck.
she won't get amrried. there is too much cock out there to tie herself down.
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Thats great news,I don't think it will last but I am happy for her anyway!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Halle Berry is just a major bimbo. I dont really care whats going on with her unless she's with Gabriel. :-)
As the Johnson & Johnson ads say, "Having a baby changes everything."
So I wouldn't be surprised if she married that Hot Sperm Donor. Damn, but he's good-looking.
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Submitted by VonzaRell on August 29, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Does anyone know the brand of sunglasses that she is wearing?
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I think they are Tom Ford sunglasses...
i hope she marries him. however i like that she's keeping her baby out of the media.
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
The glasses are Tom Ford...I believe called "Jennifer"...she's pretty and her man is so fucking sexy
Submitted by Clarisse: "Does this make her a desperate spinster like Aniston?"
Thank you. I love being married and my children are everything to me. But must we always act like it's the most important thing in life? And can we treat women who don't choose marriage and/or motherhood as normal people? WHy can't a woman be happy without a husband or children? I mean, some of the happiest women I know have been there, done that and are happy to be FREE. And the ones who never went and never did it seem happy, too!
i am not a fan of halle berry
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What is it about funnel cake that makes your colon weepy? Happens when I make 'em at home too.
~yeah. like that~
would love a turn with Mr. Aubry.
"Never say never. That's what I said when I first ate a funnel cake from IHOP. Never again! And the next time I was there, that's exactly what I ordered."
Truer words, MK. LOL! Now i'm hungry for pancakes.
I would LOVE to have hair like she has it there.
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This might take the crown for the dullest post ever.
Lachey and Asshole can spawn some hilarious comments at least, but this?
YAAAAAAAAAAAWN.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
I like halle, Good for her if she is engaged
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HAHAHA! MK you are too funny My nono hole rumbles too Sometimes I am scared to take it out in public!!!!!
She should've just gotten a right hand ring and then no one would care. The end.
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I really like Halle. I even like her after the car crash mess. I might be 10 shades of wrong in my opinion, but with just pics and interviews to go by, she seems decent enough to me. ________________________________________________
I love my Brangelina like I love my stilettos...Hot, sexy, and a pain in the ass.
Does anyone know the brand of sunglasses that she is wearing?
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
It IS possible that it is a ring signifying his devotion to her, like the fat ring Kurt Russel gave to Goldie Hawn. They've been together 20+ years, unmarried, but she wears a large solitare and band on her left finger.
Marriage is for when you're stupid...bi-polar...or both.'Aint she allegedly psycho in close quarters anyway? DON'T DO IT GABE!
MMMmmmmm. I'd marry Gabriel Aubry in a hot skippy second. Then again, I don't have Halle's bank, so I'd have nothing to lose. This is one celebrity baby I am actually anxious to see.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
OMG!WTF!!! A RING!!
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WHO GIVES A FRIDAY FUCK!!!
I've said it many times, but a lot of people are absolutely clueless when it comes to relationships.
Also, people in fact rarely learn from their own mistakes.
When is the last time her the sperm dude were spotted TOGETHER?
Good for her whether she is or isn't.
Who cares, single, married, engaged, she's happy, appears to be a good parent due to the lack of baby whoring photos anywhere.
I hope Gabriel is doing right by his child.
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If she wore the ring in May, and she claims (through her spokeswhore) that she bought it, then is there the remotest possibility that she's telling the truth about it?
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"rumble in the no-no area" hahaha.
She deserves a happy, stable marriage after all the bad relationships she's endured, some with some pretty awful men. No woman deserved to be hit. I'm hoping the best for her: love and happiness with her hunny and her daughter.
Yeah, Iwould think getting married would kinda put the kibosh on the hot-n-heavy stuff. Besides, twice-bitten, thrice shy...
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"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Why should she get married? She's done it before. She's already had a kid by the man. The man she'd marry is much less financially successful than she is.
It's NOW going to strengthen the relationship? Come on.
Does this make her a desperate spinster like Aniston?
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Gabriel Aubry is ten sorts of beautiful, and so is Halle, despite being a child murderer...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
halle has what she wanted...a baby...and a hot sperm donor...why ruin it all by getting married...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Gabriel Aubry is a fine man. Almost as good as a funnel cake.
If she is then congrats. But I dont think she is. She already has the baby.
Aw, she's not engaged. She just happens to have a nice ring and she wanted to wear it. Why on earth would Halle want to get married?