Friday, August 29th 2008
The Hottest Couple In Show Business
The hottest coochie coochie in the business was out with her husband in Hollywood last night. They were walking around some parking lot. I think that's how a lot of old folks spend their time. They dance around in parking lots, talking to strangers.
Charo is legend and I would ride down the rainbows that come pouring out of her chocha, but why did she wear those shoes with that top?! The better question is: "Why do I give a donkey's dong?!"
And her husband is basically over it. He looks like he's ready for an oatmeal bath and a warm beer. Over it. He's thinking, "If I have to hear her say 'coochie coochie' one more fucking time...."
P.S. - Yes, it is a very slooooooooowwww day.
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I hate it when men hold a woman's purse!!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
It really is a slow news day--actually, a slow news WEEK. If I don't hear after labor day weekend that Shitney had another breakdown, somebody found the Wino, La Blohan gave in to the peen, or an Olsen Twin murdered someone for crossing a bridge without paying a toll I'll be very upset.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Charo must have done the coochie coochie coochie on "The Love Boat" one million times.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
Submitted by EvilShoe on August 29, 2008 - 3:39pm.
OMG don't mention the Love Boat, Hollywood will remake that shit too!
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True...and *whispering* Fantasy Island!
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
That bitch is hot, Don't you see he's holding her purse.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I have seen Charo twice on 7 day cruises, I can't understand half the crap she says but she's entertaining!
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by The C word on August 29, 2008 - 3:22pm.
OMG, Charo...what time is The Love Boat coming on?
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OMG don't mention the Love Boat, Hollywood will remake that shit too!
Glad to see she still has a pulse. OH, and the hair thing question.....she pulls it into a top knot...it's her signature 'do'.
Please feel free to contact me if you have any other gay trivia questions.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
listening to charo talk is like punishment.
l i c k m y c a r d s . c o m
Submitted by Clarisse on August 29, 2008 - 12:24pm.
"P.S. - Yes, it is a very slooooooooowwww day."
LMFAO!!! Oh MK! I laugh everytime a Dlister posts that here! I picture you rolling your eyes, muttering "Bitch please" and taking another sip of Grappa.
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I sent him a tip about a girl in England who just broke the world record for the number garden snails stuck to her face.
More interesting story than Charo.
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Submitted by Silvara0428 on August 29, 2008 - 3:26pm.
The Love Boat
freaking awesome!!! Love her!
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Enjoy!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1eztf_charo-the-love-boat_music
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
The Love Boat
freaking awesome!!! Love her!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
He has gorgeous blue eyes. And I love a man who is secure in his masculinity enough to carry his lady's itty bitty pink purse. Cute.
And yes, Haircane, he does look like Tom Skerrit. He's still pretty sexy for an older feller.
"P.S. - Yes, it is a very slooooooooowwww day."
LMFAO!!! Oh MK! I laugh everytime a Dlister posts that here! I picture you rolling your eyes, muttering "Bitch please" and taking another sip of Grappa.
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Charo needs to dump this dude STAT, and go hook up with Irv Richards.
She kinda looks like a lighter Latoya Jackson in the first picture.
I looooooooooooooooooooooooove Charo. She could wear a pair of Uggs and still be the hotness. Coochie, coochie, coo.
You know, I've always wondered how Charo could keep her hair so puffed up on top of her head? Is that all thick hair bunched up there or is her head just shaped like that?
what's J.Lo doing out with another man?
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Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple
OMG, Charo...what time is The Love Boat coming on?
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
I hate what the surgeons did her nose some time back, but she's still awesome. Her guitar skill is without rival and she's just the cutest! I managed to watch a season of The Surreal Life just because of her.
They both look good for their age. His shirt is kinda weirding me out, but points for a man who carries my purse, but since I carry suitcases, that shet won't be happening.
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I like Charo. I think she plays the guitar beautifully.
take a good look, leonardo di caprio, this is what you're gonna look like in a couple years
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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
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Charo stil looks hot. Well, for being 112 anyway. I LOVE her husband's clutch. Quite the daring fashion choice, but perhaps they should exchange shoes.
my gawd. she must be a 100! but she still looks awesome. that fellow resembles Tom Skerrit (sp)
Charo still has quite the rack, doesn't she?
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