Friday, August 29th 2008
The Hottest Couple In Show Business
The hottest coochie coochie in the business was out with her husband in Hollywood last night. They were walking around some parking lot. I think that's how a lot of old folks spend their time. They dance around in parking lots, talking to strangers.
Charo is legend and I would ride down the rainbows that come pouring out of her chocha, but why did she wear those shoes with that top?! The better question is: "Why do I give a donkey's dong?!"
And her husband is basically over it. He looks like he's ready for an oatmeal bath and a warm beer. Over it. He's thinking, "If I have to hear her say 'coochie coochie' one more fucking time...."
P.S. - Yes, it is a very slooooooooowwww day.
i love Charo! once, about a decade ago, she washed my fucking windshield when i drove through my fave coffee place. it was because of some stupid news morning show thingie.
but it made my fucking day cause she's hilarious. :)
she's still alive? i thought she was dead.
kisses
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I told ya I was trouble...
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on August 30, 2008 - 3:02am.
She looks great,love her!
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Ditto
She looks great,love her!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
You have to give her credit. In those days, the boobs were ALL mammary...strictly real.
I just reviewed pics of her, in her younger years.
Submitted by EvilShoe on August 29, 2008 - 3:39pm.
OMG don't mention the Love Boat, Hollywood will remake that shit too!
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True...and *whispering* Fantasy Island!
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God, I hope you are both wrong! You cannot improve upon perfection! Fantasy Island is a classic.
Hey, don't slam Charo. Eddie Van Halen wishes he could play guitar as well as she does. She was on Chelsea Lately about a month ago and tore the place up. And her son isn't snorting meth like the typical celeb kid -- he's in a band and staying out of the public eye.
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
YUCK!
A pair of crystalline lucite heels would have pulled Charo's whole outfit together. Dazzling lucite heels match with everything.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Lol, too sexy
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by Dashboard Barbie on August 29, 2008 - 10:15pm.
That was uncalled for.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by Dashboard Barbie on August 29, 2008 - 9:15pm.
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Um, was that really necessary? Just sayin'.
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“Women don’t like you at all. And men don’t like you enough to make up for it.”
Every retirement community has its "Charo" character. That's all my parents talk about. Well, at least my dad does. My mother - labeled her the "coochie, coochie" whore.
I love Charo, she's so fun...
Your face!
Loooooove Charo, seriously
Barbie fashion 101 (incl. highheeled peeptoes)
and rockin it like she's 20 again!!!!!!!!!!
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I told ya I was trouble...
....she must have formaldehyde running through her veins to be that well preserved 'cause I know she's old enough to be John Mccain's mother....
Charo's parents forged her birth documents so the church in Spain would let her marry a 60+ year old man (she was like 16, I can't recall) who was, back in those days, her manager. The whole point of marrying him was being able to move to the US, where she successfully built her career.
Whatever age is listed anywhere, is not accurate, and no one would answer that question better than Charo herself.
Either way, I love her. SHE is indeed a talented woman. Not a ripoff or a famewhore. And amazing guitar player.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
I love how she has him holding her purse so she can tiptoe around...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Thank you Charo...This is how to dress age-appropriate and still look sexy. Lots of women could take a hint.
Even if she has had the same hairstyle for decades...
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss
On topic: Charo is who Shauna Sand longs to be. Ain't never gonna happen.
Off topic: That donkey dong! Now that really would pop your taco...
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Charo is an AWESOME guitar player with amazing technical skill. No joke.
No wonder she calls herself Charo: her true name is María del Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Baeza Rasten.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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how old is charo claiming to be this time...whatever number she says, add 15...either way, she looks hot for a memaw, plus she has her man well trained to carry her clutch!
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
I used to watch her was I was a kid (and I am now 53!!) on Merv Griffin and Mike Douglas and Johnny Carson.
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
I wanna be Charo's BFF!
For a minute there, I thought Robert Goulet had magically risen from the dead and was dating Charo..no joke!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
He looks like Eric Braeden from Y&R... Is this shit posting or not???
I haven't read all of the comments, so forgive if I repeat: Doesn't the dude look like Eric Braeden (Victor) from the 'Young and the Restless'???
I love Charo. Saw her on "The Surreal Life" and yes, she is a terrific guitar player and I thought she was a lovely person, too. I wanted to be her friend.
My boyfriend holds my purse all the time. He'll even watch it for me when I go to the bathroom at bars.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Pudge refuses to hold my purse.
He's like all "As if, booze brain."
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
She has talent, seems to smile alot, I enjoyed the times I seen her. I think she can hide things in her dimples.
That donkey dick cannot be real!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Charo was born María del Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Baeza Rasten and one of her regrets is that because of her flamboyant stage presence, she's mostly been overlooked as a serious guitar player.
All things considered, she looks great.
I like Charo, she was on
Pee-Wee Hermans Playhouse Christmas Special
haha!
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btw, these paparazzi pics were snapped as charo went to rupaul's wrap party for her upcoming LOGO reality show "drag race."
here's a vid of the party:
http://wow.wowtv.tv/episodes/rupaul-drag-race-wrap-party
xoxo - michael l.
Oh, they look like the parents of that weird kid in everyone's class on PTA night. Soon the dad will sit in little junior's desk and start asking him if he's gotten with any of the hot chicks yet -- but it's only September, and it's only fourth grade.
The mom will dissuade the teacher from discussing her son's poor grades with flighty talk of beauty secrets and why it's so hard to find a pair of jeans that are both comfortable and flattering either dressed up or down.
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"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is; I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis..." - GURU
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
Chero looks freakin fabulous!
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
Wow, Charo's hubby is hot. He's like an older, Mexican version of Pierce Brosnan.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Submitted by Dr. Dick on August 29, 2008 - 4:08pm.
The Pebbles Flintstone hairdo is not working.
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I don't know, its been working so far for the last century for her.
I'm loving that donkey cock though, such a natural human colour
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How do you get rainbows to pour out of your chocha? What about miniature unicorns? My chocha is so boring. It just sits there.
Coochie Coochie Coochie!!!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Charo is awesomely awesome and I absolutely love her. She must look like the ultimate geronto-tranny right now but I think she looks beautiful all the way. All these twats running around claiming fame and unrecognized talent should learn from this woman, who being under 20 married a 60+ year old man to come to the US and built an incredible carrier.
Charo, I love you. You have ALL my respect. And no woman can play guitar like you do!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
The Pebbles Flintstone hairdo is not working.
Madonna and Charo should make a duet. The song would be "Hard memaw crotches".
Charo rocks my world.
She's actually a very good guitarist.