Saint Angelina Is Tired
Woe is Saint Angelina. Not only does she have to rule the world, but she also has to raise her child army and keep up a house the size of Parasite Hilton's snatch. Even with the help of nannies, all that work has drained Angie Jo and she's been forced to seek medical attention. That's what Now Magazine (via entertainmentwise) claims anyway.
A source said, "She's in tears up to three times a day and so tired that Brad's found her collapsed asleep in the bath twice. She's been working around the clock, breast-feeding the babies and trying to get them to sleep. But as soon as one of them drops off, the other wakes up for another feed. She's also not eating very much right now and blames that on being busy. The doctor says that she needs more calories to gain strength and ensure that her breast milk is healthy."
I find this hard to believe. First of all, the twin chosen ones already make every meal for their family. I mean, they are Le Cordon Bleu trained gourmet chefs after all. Second of all, Maddox doesn't need to be taken care of and he pretty much rules Zahara and Pax. Third of all, Shiloh lives in an ivory tower in a land far, far away, so she's not even a problem.
And she collapsed in the bath, because she accidentally caught a glimpse of her holy image in the mirror and passed out.
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Submitted by KidL on August 29, 2008 - 11:59am.
Maybe it is just me, but I really don't get why so many people think this woman is the Most Beautiful Woman in the World. I think she looks like a Bratz Doll on meth. . .
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She's channeling Cleopatra VII. Most folks think think that Cleo was a babe. Historians know that she was actually quite physically ugly but ... what a personality and repertoire of kinky sex tricks.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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"Bradley Pitt has god awful taste in women: This cunt, Jen A., Gwyneth, Robin Fucking Givens, etc. What the hell is wrong with him??"
The one I couldn't quite understand was Juliette Lewis. Fug. Lee.
awwwww. We know she did not nod off in the tub due to being "tired." More like bitch has the junk nods. Pleeese...they have nannys to take care of all those kids. They're just grubbing for some sympathy. BLECHHHH.
Submitted by shandi on August 29, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by chrissy poo on August 29, 2008 - 1:08pm.
welcome to the real world of having twins and other small children...i do it every day and have managed to never colapse..what a ninny
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AND I bet you do it WITHOUT a nanny or maid, unlike Saint Angie. You are right. What a ninny.
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Agreed!! I have twins and a grown man who seems to think he's my third child....I also do ALL the housework, make the meals, take care of our animals, pay the bills and work 9-1/2 hours a day. All without nannies or help. Angie can kiss my ass...its her fault she wanted to adopt the world. :P
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If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much -- just an occasional sun visor. -Groucho Marx
Oh and thanks again MK for re-using AJ sporting her "I just farted" face.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Well if she would actually put 3 of those kids in a REAL FUCKING school - then that would only leave her with 3 throughout the day. Add a nanny for each of them and a cook - and she has it made in the shade!
Yeah, this is her PR spin on why she's not tagging along with Brad on the red carpet... she's too tired. That's just a nice way of saying, "we're fighting like cats and dogs and if I were to attend this event I would scratch his eyes out for all the world to see"!
P.S. I'd like to know who the hell has 6 kids under the age of 7 and has time to take a freakin' bath (more than once no less)!? Even one or two kids usually will put a new mother on the every other day shower routine. She's falling asleep in the tub and who's watching the 6 kids? They are so full of shit about not having around the clock help and an army of staff.
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Bradley Pitt has god awful taste in women: This cunt, Jen A., Gwyneth, Robin Fucking Givens, etc. What the hell is wrong with him??
DreamyAguileraEyes I'm suree there was nothing "forced" about her running to the doc.
And I'm sure she aint running anywhere. You know that doctor is moving in to one of her many bedrooms just so he can keep an eye on our precious Angelina Jolie.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by chrissy poo on August 29, 2008 - 1:08pm.
welcome to the real world of having twins and other small children...i do it every day and have managed to never colapse..what a ninny
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AND I bet you do it WITHOUT a nanny or maid, unlike Saint Angie. You are right. What a ninny.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Oh and I forgot to add....
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
Welcome to experiencing what us mere mortals must endure.
BEYOTCH!
welcome to the real world of having twins and other small children...i do it every day and have managed to never colapse..what a ninny
The crazy bitch just misses the heroin. Just hire a gang of nannies and be done with it, you phony snatch! Lord knows the kids would be better off.
Maybe in her next life she'll order a 6 pack of beer instead of a 6 pack of kids.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I cringe when I see them,they are so over inflated.Maybe the bitch had PPD,but I don't really gives a crap.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
OH, poor thing, we all held a gun to her head and force her to open her own football team.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
"...she's been forced to seek medical attention."
Angie LOVES attention. I'm suree there was nothing "forced" about her running to the doc.
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"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
Then they will let her adopt more by next year. I just love this Country. She would make a good VP.
Gee she has six kids under the age of 5. All were either adopted or conceived ON PURPOSE. And now she's tired. There's a tear in my beer. Yeah and the douche Brad says he wants two more kids by next year (I hope he was fucking joking about that). These two are crazy cat ladies only instead of hoarding cats, they're hoarding children.
Trying to become Skeletalina a bit quick eh?
EAT BITCH! Breastfeeding twins burns at LEAST 1500 calories a day! They NEED you to eat to have fatty enough milk to nourish them!
UGH! Selfish twat!
Ha! Like momus said. She elected to buy three toddlers and then birth three more babies. She made a choice.
And also A-Jo, while your laying in your sitz bath, soaking your vulval varicosities, J-Lo has had twins and she's training for a marathon... na naa nana naaah.
And Brad Pitt is prolly lamenting 'where the fuck did my life go'. Brad Pitt and AJ so deserve each other. Brad has piles of poop and bloop ahead of him, and very little hot sex.
I reckon George Clooney will be fixing to fix Brad a wee bit on the side from time to time.
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Welcome to motherhood, biatch. Both my grandmas had more than 6 kids each, one after other, pow pow pow, and they did it without an ounce of help. For food, get your chef to make something for you. It'll be delivered to your lap in a silver tray. Your maid will wash the dishes, and your army of nannies will take care of the other kids.
Maybe it is just me, but I really don't get why so many people think this woman is the Most Beautiful Woman in the World. I think she looks like a Bratz Doll on meth. . .
See, now this is what happens when a superhero/second coming tries being mortal like the rest of us. How many saints do you know who have infant twins, a husband to help out, nannies (more than one, thanks) and an army of acolytes? None, right? But I bet that any woman out there with infant twins who doesn't have all that help, isn't exactly sitting around crying for Saint Stickylips. Honey, YOU wanted all of those kids. Don't expect anyone to feel sorry for your tattooed nastiness. I know if I'd had help when mine were little, I wouldn't have been as tired, but tired as I was, I didn't whine about it to a tabloid. Boofuckinghoo.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
I've heard/read that, the Coen Bros. movie hes in with George has been getting mostly bad reviews. Which is a shame for the Coens seeing as No Country was so good.
I do not believe this story! Reality does not apply to wonderful beings such as Angelina.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on August 29, 2008 - 6:52pm.
My hatred burns equally for both of them
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Co-sign.
It's called karma angie, and it's coming for ya fast.
Maybe the rumors were true that Brad moved out and is staying at Bono's house to get away from her cranky ass. Maybe that's why he took the boys to the film festival. Watch and see if he has the girls this next week. It's called shared custody.....hmmmm.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
maybe she should EAT something once in a fucking while. wooowooo then she wouldn't fit in her size 0 fucking skeleton clothes. Vanity. rrrrrrg.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 29, 2008 - 1:50pm.
My hatred burns equally for both of them
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Come on ya'll! You know this bitch has Brad nursing those babies!! She heard about that guy from Sri Lanka and told Brad she would carry the twins as long as he took over after they finished cookin.
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Am I the only one who hates Brad more than Angie?
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Maybe she ought to try pumping her milk and letting some of the staff feed the kids or she can sleep and take care of the other kids. Breastfeeding one kid is exhausting. I can just imagine twins. I know of a woman who was expecting quads and was planning on breast feeding them. My only reaction was "good luck you insane cow." Having a happy mom who can function is just as important (if not more) than breastmilk.
God I loathe this bitch.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
Forgive me if I don't shed tears for this attention whore. Frankly, I don't believe it. Despite their claims, I would bet money that each kid has their own nanny.
Has she never heard of a breast pump?
Wait till she gets the memo that Brad wants 2 more in the next year. Haha. Actually it must be exhausting being the mother of 6 living in a huge mansion filled with hired help and a heroin addiction. She acts like she has to mow her own friggin lawn or somethin!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Me is thinking hind sight is kicking in for ol' Skeletina, and karma just showed up and karma is pissed.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
P.S. And try using condoms once in a while, and lay off the in-vitro treatments.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Poor Saint Angelina! Why doesn't she fork out a few bucks and hire a wet nurse like true royalty?
*snicker*
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
What the fuck ever, you know bitch doesn't fully raise those kids Guadalupe, Esperanza, and someother stereotypical Mexican name do.
Maybe she should have thought of this when that overpaid doctor was implanting those fertilized eggs in her uterus.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
First, let me make my position clear: I sympathize with women who have children.
HOWEVER, she elected to buy three toddlers and then birth three more babies. She made a choice. She also has enough money to hire help and/or stop working for awhile.
NO SYMPATHY FROM THIS MEERKAT!!!!!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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My heart bleeds...so does my nearly empty wallet.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
YOU ASK FOR THIS BITCH..SO FUCK OFF!!!
Huh, I figured she'd have a wet nurse.
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
SAVE THE DRAMA FOR YO MAMMA BITCH!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by boomsy on August 29, 2008 - 1:35pm
I know, right? It's called MOTHERHOOD! Welcome to it. And don't blame not eating on anything other than an ED/vanity.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
YAY!!! It's the Friday Brangelina Report!
Why can't she pass out on the terrace?
Why hasn't she been outside since the birth?
Now's your chance Brad ....RUN!!!!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
"She collapsed in the bath, because she accidentally caught a glimpse of her holy image in the mirror and passed out."
Oh MK! Why do all the funny cute ones like cawk??
*sigh*
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K