Saint Angelina Is Tired
Woe is Saint Angelina. Not only does she have to rule the world, but she also has to raise her child army and keep up a house the size of Parasite Hilton's snatch. Even with the help of nannies, all that work has drained Angie Jo and she's been forced to seek medical attention. That's what Now Magazine (via entertainmentwise) claims anyway.
A source said, "She's in tears up to three times a day and so tired that Brad's found her collapsed asleep in the bath twice. She's been working around the clock, breast-feeding the babies and trying to get them to sleep. But as soon as one of them drops off, the other wakes up for another feed. She's also not eating very much right now and blames that on being busy. The doctor says that she needs more calories to gain strength and ensure that her breast milk is healthy."
I find this hard to believe. First of all, the twin chosen ones already make every meal for their family. I mean, they are Le Cordon Bleu trained gourmet chefs after all. Second of all, Maddox doesn't need to be taken care of and he pretty much rules Zahara and Pax. Third of all, Shiloh lives in an ivory tower in a land far, far away, so she's not even a problem.
And she collapsed in the bath, because she accidentally caught a glimpse of her holy image in the mirror and passed out.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on August 29, 2008 - 3:12pm.
Nova...I've never had kids or a long-term relationships. So it is with complete lack of experience that I have to say...TELL THAT MOTHER FUCKER TO HELP YOU OUT BEFORE YOU DUMP HIS BABY ASS AND FIND SOMEONE WHO DOES!!
Thank you for listening.
With Love.
M.E.: A lot of women I've talked to have had that experience. It must be some thing inside us that says "Oh, this again. I can do this!" and then another thing that says "You can because you have to!"
Mrs. K - don't do that! You made the decision that was right for you!
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Submitted by Hekki on August 29, 2008 - 1:44pm.
And I hear you about husbands. I think it's a passive/aggressive thing they do to get out of doing stuff. If I leave him with the kids, I come home to a humungous mess and they never got their bath and he let them eat popsicles for dinner and I have to peel them off the ceiling.
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HA..totally. Forgetting the baths...forgetting to take them to the potty...forgetting that pepperoni isnt the best thing to feed your sons for dinner...lol. A moms work is never done. :D
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She has the ugliest bite. She needs braces or something.
here we fucking go again.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Clarisse on August 29, 2008 - 4:07pm.
LCT / Bradi!
Stop! Uz gonna git me in trouble!!
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When I had my first poo baby, it would fart all night long and I couldn't get any sleep! Then it would roll all over me, and I never had time to take a shower because I was too busy wafting the fart smell out the windows. That's when I found out I was pregnant with another poo baby. it just got worse from there.
I wish I never had so many poo babies. I don't even have time to birth more.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Whenever I read your comments about motherhood I can never decide whether I should be smug (for not having any kids) or feel sorry for myself (for not having any kids).
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
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Nova: Yup... You are brave!
The best thing I ever did was co-sleep my babies. I was able to sleep because I wasn't worried that she'd stop breathing and I was able to wake briefly enough to stick my tit in the baby's mouth and fall right back asleep. And they DID go to their own beds when it was time.
And I hear you about husbands. I think it's a passive/aggressive thing they do to get out of doing stuff. If I leave him with the kids, I come home to a humungous mess and they never got their bath and he let them eat popsicles for dinner and I have to peel them off the ceiling.
Submitted by K2 on August 29, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 29, 2008 -
Seriously though, you know the next interview this junkie does, this is what we will read: How she's a wonderful mother and Brad is the superman daddy and how they LOVE and LIVE for a challenge, and how everyone has adjusted to the new babies and things are great and lovely and she feels like a woman and how parenting is the greatest experience and the kids all get special alone time still, and of course she will add in that SHE NEVER HAD TIME FOR A BATH , so those rumors are nothing but lies and then she will drop the bombshell that she is set to take on 4 more movies this year!!!
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Begin the countdown.
What a fucking useless attention whore. I hate to say it but if she keeps this shit up she's going to kill herself and all those poor kids won't have a mom. Not like she was much of one to begin with, but still.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Judging from that pic she has time to get forehead botox so I'm sure she has time to take a bath.
My boys were actually born a month premature...so they were in the NICU for a while. It was the strangest thing after i got discharged from the hospital and went home with no babies. Then one of them was discharged, so i had just one baby for a short time. My other son had to stay for about a month because he got ecoli and they had him on 21 days of antibiotics. Let me tell you how scary it is to see your babies all wired up in one of those incubators!! unreal! :D
All is good now *sigh*
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this thread is like the funniest ever. i am LMAO. all the mothers here concerned about angelina's kids saying like they don't have time for a bath. all this while posting all day ...hahah too funny indeed.
M.E.....I just slept whenever my boys slept and luckily even though i had two...they NEVER woke eachother up! I was thanking GOD for that, let me tell you! :D Twins are a handful...but not impossible. I had so many tricks up my sleeve...:D Plus...i got to stay home with them till they were two. Now they are in daycare and i miss them all day long while i work. :(
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Hekki...you're right...once they get older and you get past the baby stage it just gets so much more fun! Right now we are HARD CORE potty training because they are 3-1/2 and its ridiculous that they arent already! I got sick of everyone telling me to wait till they were ready. They never seemed ready so now i am forcing the issue and they are doing great. :D Yay me!!
Angelina- pffffffft! :P
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If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much -- just an occasional sun visor. -Groucho Marx
Nova - LOL, with my second I felt GREAT after birth, immediately. So when he was 2 days old, we got discharged, hub picked us up with Big D and where did we go? Grocery shopping! The next day, I walked to our local coffee shop for a Hazelnut steamed milk and was asked how old the baby was I said "Three days". They looked at me like I was completely insane for being out that soon.
Thank you
NovaNightly :)
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I tried to read most of whats been posted and I have another theory...we all know she has 20,000 nannies for each kid, it's not about her being tired, she's jealous. This beeyatch is a media whore and is probably pissed Brad was out getting press and she wasn't...so what better way to get her skinny ass back in the limelight? Play the "oh I'm a new mother of twins and SOOOO tired"...HA! she doesn't have me fooled one bit!
Ooh...it always get quiet when i come in and start chatting. :( Guess its the east coasters that her getting ready to go home from work now....lol.
oh and WB rishkin. You're pup is sooooooo cute!!!!
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If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much -- just an occasional sun visor. -Groucho Marx
Nova - hence why with #2 I opted to sleep on the hide a bed with the baby next to me. I got to SLEEP!
Hekki....NONE!! I got offered soooo much help when I was pregnant with my boys...but after they were born, no one was ever available when i would call them. I got sick of it...so i basically would just get the double stroller and haul them out with me wherever i had to go. People would stop me and tell me how awesome and brave i was for taking two little babies out with me on my own.
I'm a supermom and i know it!! ;D
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If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much -- just an occasional sun visor. -Groucho Marx
Re: Having time after kids... It all depends.
If you're interested in raising them and being there for them, you don't have much free time or "me" time. Especially when they're little, they require so much care. But when they get bigger, they have these little burgeoning personalities that it's actually fun to talk to them.
I know a few moms with lots of money who don't spend much time with their kids. They have weekday nannies, sitters at night for going out, and weekend nannies. These women have plenty of time to work out and get their hair and nails done.
I was talking to a clueless single almost-40 woman I know who is trying to have a baby on her own. I told her to enjoy her free time now, because she won't have time to even shower. She assured me she would have plenty of time because she would have a nanny and plenty of people have offered to babysit. Moms, can you tell me how many babysitting offers you've actually been able to cash in on?
Oh my god ! I haven't been on Dlisted for so long, I miss it, and everyone :)
And that's because I have kids home for the summer and a new puppy ( isn't he cute!) so yeah I'm drained too.. boo-hoo!
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She's a masochist, we have always known this. She just found a new way, after the cutting and drug using phase to torture her body.
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Oscar Wilde
Submitted by M.E. on August 29, 2008 - 1:19pm.
For the first year of a baby's life, moms don't get much "mom" time. They are demanding.
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You bet! I actually would sleep on the floor by my boys crib because i got tired of having to climb out of my bed every hour or so for a feeding. lol. I even kept a journal of when i changed them, fed them, etc....good LORD i am glad that we are past all that.
For twins...the BEST thing i did was to get two bouncy chairs, strap them both in and set them in front of the couch so i could sit with a foot on each one rocking them. They loved it and I got a bit of exercise to boot! :D
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If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much -- just an occasional sun visor. -Groucho Marx
Ohhh.. a rabbit with clean paws. Do you shower them or something?.
Maybe the ones I've seen just have dirty owners.. I dunno.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I havent taken a bath since before my two boys were born...and that was 3-1/2 years ago!! Serious!
Also i would NEVER be caught dead wearing a baseball cap. I had a bandana that i would use to cover my hair. :D
As for the husband. Eh...he could DEFINITELY do more to help...but as it stands, i LIKE to run things. So i do it ALL. Every once in awhile I ASK him if i can go to the bathroom and he rolls his eyes, gets up from his computer and says "fine, GO!" lol...then i sit on the toilet smoking a fat bowl. Good times....good times.
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If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much -- just an occasional sun visor. -Groucho Marx
That stupid asshole cunt. She's playing the martyr game. And she has no excuse. She has the money to get any kind of help she needs. She can fucking BUY breast milk that has, you know, actual nutrients in it instead of heroin residue.
And no one forced her to have/adopt all those fucking kids, either. Now they all have to suffer.
For the first year of a baby's life, moms don't get much "mom" time. They are demanding.
Then if you are a working mother, it's 10x harder because the hours you DO have with the kid are shared between housework, meals, etc. Then as they get older, playdates, playtime, school, homework, etc.
I get an hour every night, between the time I put the kids to bed and I go to bed to either A. spend time with the hub, discuss crap, or B. have "me" time.
It's a busy job.
Good night people! Have a great holiday!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
What in the hell did she think it was gonna be like? Earth to Ang, having lotsa kids isn't a smiling movie still from the 'Sound of Music'.
Third of all, Shiloh lives in an ivory tower in a land far, far away, so she's not even a problem.
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Not unless she needs a new name and Atreyu has to stop the Nothing from destroying Fantasia.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 29, 2008 - 1:35pm.
This is not meant to be snarky, but a question for the moms: Are your husbands not willing to watch the kids for half an hour so you can have alone time at night every now and then, say, for a bath?
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Yes, my husband is willing to. But maybe not all hubbys are. When the child is first born, I think it is easier to get a bath than when they are 2 or 3. With a newborn, you just wait for them to fall asleep, and you have plenty of time to jump in the jacuzzi tub. With a two or three year old, you HAVE to make sure someone is watching them or else all hell will break loose.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Boo fucking hoo. A lot of women actually work at a regular job, breast feed, care for their kids and maintain their own household without 20 servants.
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"Besides, their little paws are always stained yellow with pee."
*gasp*
Slander! Max takes umbrage to that remark!!!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
I'm just wondering about the comments about unused bathtubs and no personal times. I hardly believe after you have kids you never get a moment to yourself.
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YOU do eventually get some time to yourself. But if you've never experienced the baby thing, then I can only tell you to imagine trying to do feedings around the clock,rock the baby, calm the baby, wash bottles, clean the house, do the laundry, fold the laundry, prepare dinner, go food shopping, etc. And this is ALL done (for many of us) without outside help. It gets exhausting. Then when the little buggers are old enough to hang out by themselves, they choose to hang out outside the bathroom door yelling for you to open up or they just walk right in and cause destruction. There is hardly alone time - after children. THE END.
Submitted by Stock Broker on August 29, 2008 - 3:04 PM
Hush Little Stocky, don't say a word!
Monkey's gonna buy you a brand new porsche...
Luckily my boobs are extra pillowy today, just for you!
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"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by M.E. on August 29, 2008 - 2:58pm.
(paraphrase) It was soooooooooo easy just to roll over, plop the boob in the kid and go back to sleep. LOL.
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I do the same with the hub. Actually, I never even wake up. :)
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
LCT / Bradi!
Stop! Uz gonna git me in trouble!!
Hairicane,
Yeh, those two are mine. Do not let the fuzzy cute disguise fool you...what you saw there was a combined total of 9.5 lbs of pure evil!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
-"Submitted by Hairicane on August 29, 2008 - 7:39pm."
Hahahaha! No, I haven't seen that movie but that dialogue is funny. Hehe. I like bunnies too, but I won't touch/hold them. I have the feeling they are going to bite off my fingers. Same applies to mice, birds. Besides, their little paws are always stained yellow with pee.
Honestly, I doubt Brangelina are doing the dirty work with the little ones. That picture actually tells me that was her reaction when someone asked her if she's a hands-on mom.. she went "pffffft! yeah, right".
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Mokeypox ~ Sit on my lap and calm me down.
On Topic: maybe St. Angelina needs to unchain James Haven from the bed posts so he can help her out.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 29, 2008 - 3:55pm.
I just love it when women pop out babies like they're boogers then have the audacity to complain about how tired they are.
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Seriously though, you know the next interview this junkie does, this is what we will read: How she's a wonderful mother and Brad is the superman daddy and how they LOVE and LIVE for a challenge, and how everyone has adjusted to the new babies and things are great and lovely and she feels like a woman and how parenting is the greatest experience and the kids all get special alone time still, and of course she will add in that SHE NEVER HAD TIME FOR A BATH , so those rumors are nothing but lies and then she will drop the bombshell that she is set to take on 4 more movies this year!!!
Submitted by Stock Broker on August 29, 2008 - 3:00pm
Oh do I love when you get all angry like that. Agreed, agreed, and agreed.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Boo fu*king hoo!
With all the damn nannies, cooks, maids, butlers and personal assistants she and Brad have, St. Angelina has no reason to complain.
She's a self centered bucket of shit and is only complaning because the media whore needs attention.
When I was breastfeeding I felt like that kid was permanently attached to my tit. Fed every 1 1/2 to 2 hours. I can't imagine twins.
While I was on maternity leave the hub was great about helping out with housecleaning, cooking, diaper duty, but since I held the good, all feedings were all me. I even, with my second, opted to sleep in the living room on the hide a bed for the first 5 months to not keep waking him up every two hours when I had to feed the baby. It was soooooooooo easy just to roll over, plop the boob in the kid and go back to sleep. LOL.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 29, 2008 - 3:55pm.
I just love it when women pop out babies like they're boogers then have the audacity to complain about how tired they are.
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I popped mine out like big fat zits and boy, was I tired!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Maybe if AJ ate a cheeseburger every so often she wouldn't pass out all the damn time.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by K2 on August 29, 2008 - 3:54pm.
We freaked you out with all that "baseball cap" talk, didn't we?
Remember, the baseball cap is not only for the moms. I used to wear them on my hangover weekends too - back in the day of course (*sigh*).
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No no, I'm sure you're all clean and use shampoo, I'm just wondering about the comments about unused bathtubs and no personal times. I hardly believe after you have kids you never get a moment to yourself.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP
This is not meant to be snarky, but a question for the moms: Are your husbands not willing to watch the kids for half an hour so you can have alone time at night every now and then, say, for a bath?
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My ex husband? FUCK NO. But then, he was a psychopath so I never took a bath when he was in the house.
how old is maddox anyway? why isn't he going to school? yeah, why the hell would he go to school when he can become an uneducated actor like his parents. i can't see any of these kids becoming a doctor, engineer or pursuing a respectable career. these kids are the next rumer willis, only more beautiful.
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