Friday, August 29th 2008
Vadge Can Do Whatever She Wants!
Vadge cannot be bothered with petty shit like putting on clothes while going through airport security. She's Vadge! She can do whatever the hell she wants.
Yesterday, at an airport in German, Vadge breezed through the metal detector wearing a "Dancing Queen" robe, clip-on bangs and sneakers. At least she kept her memaw crotch covered.
If one of us wore this shit, airport security would tackle us to the ground, spread our cheeks and check our no-no holes for anything illegal. Wait. I'm wearing a bathrobe the next time I go to the airport.
And I'm surprised Vadge's powerful vagina didn't set off the metal detector. It is made out of titanium.
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I see the Dementia has finally set in.
Madge can't sing live which is why she's mic'ed up and all kinds of technology is used. Her voice is actually very weak like Janet Jackson's. She should understand that a million costume changes, a beef jerky body, and a line of trannny-looking dancers doesn't make a show good. The songs do.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 29, 2008 - 11:27am.
OK for the millionth time. I saw her up close and personal at LAX. No make-up, no special lighting, no lens filters, no photoshopping. She looked every minute of her age.
And she is tiny tiny tiny.
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Yes, thank you, Mrs. K. My bf also said she is extremely tiny...not much to her at all.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by UKer on August 29, 2008 - 11:21am.
Good lighting and really good makeup work wonders.
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Tell you what, if you ever saw her live, i promise you that all you cynicism regarding M would disappear.
the very first time i saw her live was during blonde ambition tour and i thought that was the best live show i had ever seen, since then, i have thought that about every single one of her tours.
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I'm not buying it. My bf was there for the rehearsals and said she sounded like a dying cat. What you witnessed was the beauty of modern technology. Plus, she doesn't even like any of the new songs on her album. If any of her recent concerts were spectacular then I can't help seeing her as anything but a big faker.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
OK for the millionth time. I saw her up close and personal at LAX. No make-up, no special lighting, no lens filters, no photoshopping. She looked every minute of her age.
And she is tiny tiny tiny.
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
Good lighting and really good makeup work wonders.
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Tell you what, if you ever saw her live, i promise you that all you cynicism regarding M would disappear.
the very first time i saw her live was during blonde ambition tour and i thought that was the best live show i had ever seen, since then, i have thought that about every single one of her tours.
Submitted by UKer on August 29, 2008 - 11:15am.
Really? Because when my man was working for her not too long ago he saw her close-up and said she's really not looking all that hot.
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i saw her pretty close up only last saturday night , i was front row for her show in cardiff, and she looked really really good.
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Good lighting and really good makeup work wonders.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
She and Michael Jackson have a thing about wearing their pjs in public. What is that all about? Didn't they date a long time ago before either had all that plastic surgery?
Really? Because when my man was working for her not too long ago he saw her close-up and said she's really not looking all that hot.
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i saw her pretty close up only last saturday night , i was front row for her show in cardiff, and she looked really really good.
she will always be perfect in my eyes, even when she's 90.
Madonna has this strength inside her that cannot be destroyed by certain people's hatred, i strive to one day be as strong as she is mentally.
This is who I am
You can like it or not
You can love me or leave me
Cause I'm never gonna stop, no no, you know
This is who I am
You can like it or not
You can love me or leave me
Cause I'm never gonna stop, no no, you know
(Madonna)
Um...is she hiding some african babies under there or something?
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Her and Michael Jackson are both afflicted at a very similar level of Excessive Entitlement Disease
Submitted by UKer on August 29, 2008 - 10:49am.
She is absolutely gorgeous.
keep on hating bitches, it won't change the fact that she is simply perfect.
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Really? Because when my man was working for her not too long ago he saw her close-up and said she's really not looking all that hot.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by UKer on August 29, 2008 - 8:49am.
She is absolutely gorgeous.
keep on hating bitches, it won't change the fact that she is simply perfect.
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HA....whatever.
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It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. -ERIC CARTMAN
What the hell is this shit??
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It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. -ERIC CARTMAN
She looks like courtney love and that's never a good thing
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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Michael Phelps’ heart pumps twice as much blood as the average human’s heart.Blood made of the failed Olympic dreams of everyone that has raced against him.
First Micheal Jackson showing up to court and night club openings in pajama pants...now Memaw Madonna going through airport security in a bathrobe and sneakers...what's next? Prince taking a trip to the neighborhood 7-11 in some purple boxer/briefs and a wife beater?! WTF?!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
She is absolutely gorgeous.
keep on hating bitches, it won't change the fact that she is simply perfect.
She looks like she's channeling Exene Cervenka with that hairstyle. wth?
Stupid, self centered, attention whore sea hag.
Gawd, I can't stand this slag.
If I could go through airport security in my comfy bathrobe and slippers, I'd fly to FLA to see my Dad for Thanksgiving, instead of driving.
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Her iron vagina melted all of the available clothing on board. The first class courtesy robe was the only thing left on the plane to wear.
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Maybe she was breezed through because airport security was saying "Hell NO, I'm not opening up that robe and frisking that!". No one would do it, so they just allowed her to pass.
Oh Madge... I understand that your robe is comfy but that is not clothing to be worn out in public, even if you're Madonna.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
I stop wearing bras to the airport.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I saw the other day that Parisite has a new line of HEADBANDS WITH HAIR ATTACHED! ****************************1/20/09
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 29, 2008 - 11:16am.
The C Word: Well, they're eccentric because they're wealthy, you know; not stone-cold koo-koo as they would be if they weren't, and la dee fucking da, and all that jazz.
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So true, Your Mom!
I guess it's the old, "getting dressed impedes my creative genius" justification....
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
Oh, Madonna! Opps I mean Esther
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Ugh. Now I want clip-on bangs.
The C Word: Well, they're eccentric because they're wealthy, you know; not stone-cold koo-koo as they would be if they weren't, and la dee fucking da, and all that jazz.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
ARRIVING at the airport wearing a bathrobe would be even hotter!
Michael Jackson wearing pajamas in public, Vadgonna wearing a bathrobe at the airport...if this was real life they’d be committed or at the very least, held for 72hrs. for assessment.
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
She just does not have the time for clothes when it comes to inducting some poor idiot into the mile high club.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
She looks way better with the bangs,they soften up her features a lot
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She sooo doesn't know how to accessorize. I would never be caught wearing that without my walker.
Maybe she was meeting up with A-Rod for a quickie. :)
I hate celebrities more and more every day. It's too bad they are so entertaining sometimes.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
Uh, weird.
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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK, duh.
Yes, good-bye sex at the airport can cause you to miss your plane.... so I've heard.