Friday, August 29th 2008

She Played The Flute?!

John McCain has just chosen some chick named Sarah Palin as his running mate. She's the governor of Alaska or something like that. I don't know her deal. I think she's anti-anything fun. But that's not what I want to talk about. I want to talk about her beauty pageant past!

Sarah was Miss Wasilla 1984. She won second place in the Miss Alaska contest, but was voted Miss Congeniality. Miss Congeniality basically means you're homely but you smile a lot. Sarah played the flute during the talent portion. THE FLUTE?! It's Alaska! Shouldn't she have skinned a trout or danced with a grizzly bear? No wonder she lost. I did a quick search on YouTube, but couldn't find shit from the pageant. I'm sure shit will come up in the next few days.

And and I thought Heidi Montag was locked as McCain's VP?

Posted by: Michael K


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Deb From Hell ~ no way...both Greenspan and Barnake are useless turds and puppets of the system.

Paul Voelker needs to take over. He's the shizzle. (Fed Chairman from the 80's)

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Submitted by Thornhill on August 29, 2008 - 11:42am.
@RJII..Told you flute blowing was the answer to all your prblems didn't I...

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lmao. heard that bitch plays a mean piccolo too.

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Vote for Pedro..

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This lady has done nothing to stop the aerial slaughtering of wolves in Alaska. They are also killing baby wolves in their dens. This is NOT good news that she is on the ticket.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 29, 2008 - 10:45am.
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True dat. And haven't we had enough "bush" in the White House?

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Between the 2 evils, I will vote for ObayMe and Biden ticket.

No way in hell I'm supporting McCain and Marcy Darcy ticket with their cave dwelling, pseudo Spanish inquisition policies.

McCain should have selected Liberman for VP.

I used to be a Liberal Republican.

Now I just don't care. I'm thinking going into excile and becoming a politcal refugee in Bora Bora.

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Submitted by Dr. Dick on August 29, 2008 - 11:43am.
Let me get this straight. When McCain's parotid cancer reoccurs, an ex "Beauty Queen" will have the nuclear suitcase?

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Is it totally wrong that everytime you post, afterwards I hear "et cetera, et cetera, et cetera"?

I think I have a blog crush on you.

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He's hoping that all the undecided Clinton voters will vote for his wrinkly ass because his running mate is a woman

CHEAP TRICK!!!!
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I'd like to see the election process changed to POPULAR VOTE. Fork this delegates sitchuashun!

ICEE DEMS!

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Let me get this straight. When McCain's parotid cancer reoccurs, an ex "Beauty Queen" will have the nuclear suitcase?

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@RJII..Told you flute blowing was the answer to all your prblems didn't I...

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@Snarkly,
If we wanted to elect the most influential and the most powerful, we would impeach Bernake and draft Greenspan back into the position of Chairman of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve of the United States.

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It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 29, 2008 - 10:32am.
*If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.*

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Haha, yeah, I'm well aware...I was pondering on the national attitude on exercising your right to vote and the obligation we seem to have to vote whether we'd like to or not. Having the right to vote is not the same as being pressured to vote simply because everyone says it's the "right" thing to do. I also don't appreciate it when the media hires vapid celebrities who've never even registered once in their lives to try and coerce us to vote.

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

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See this thread at another forum. It's called "I work in an office FULL of nothing but Republicans, and they are LIVID about the Palin VP selection."
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message595929/pg1

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Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on August 29, 2008 - 11:38am.
Submitted by speakit on August 29, 2008 - 11:33am.

Uhhhh... wha? cood yew eggsplane dat tuu me?

I feel sorry for any women who votes for McCain, they are either brainwashed or hate themselves. I'm assuming most of the posters here are women, and I can't believe some of you people would even consider this clown as your candidate.

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See, you said 'women are stupid', not 'women who would vote for McCain are stupid'. So since you were assuming most of the posters here are women, that was a stupid thing to say. {{bitch slap}} j/k

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Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on August 29, 2008 - 10:31am.
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Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on August 29, 2008 - 11:31am.

Women are dumb.

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angry white woman are changing parties as we breath.

It's like rats to the Pied Piper of Hamlin. Going right into the river.

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WORD, JEFFREY!

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Hairicane: Team Biden!

Spencer Pratt trumps John McSame.

(ok I can't help myself) ;P
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Submitted by speakit on August 29, 2008 - 11:33am.

Uhhhh... wha? cood yew eggsplane dat tuu me?

I feel sorry for any women who votes for McCain, they are either brainwashed or hate themselves. I'm assuming most of the posters here are women, and I can't believe some of you people would even consider this clown as your candidate.

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 29, 2008 - 11:20am.
Submitted by soul on August 30, 2008 - 12:19am.

uh oh I think Palin trumps Biden.(10 X )
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oh HE!! no! Do you even read??

During the debates Biden was the ONLY one talkin' sense about the economy and the budget. He didn't stand out because it was the Barrrrack and Hill show, but he was ON IT the whole time. Go back and watch.

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Clarisse: I missed that, I will check youtube.
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Submitted by dawntwenty8 on August 30, 2008 - 12:30am.

Fuck emailing her again. Email the local newspaper. Get that letter published.

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Snow!
Oh that was a typo. I should have typed "possible".

Lordy, did you want the coverage last night??? Biden's son had me crying like a 2year old that had lost her binkie!

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 29, 2008 - 11:28am.
Submitted by greenfinch on August 30, 2008 - 12:25am.

12 months?! What dream land do you live in? I'm tempted to move there and get pregnant just so I can have a year vacation! The job I had last year had a clause in the contract saying we would only get 3 days for a parent's death and 2 days for a child's. Fucking ridiculous.

haha welcome to canada :)

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The only thing that I really know about either candidate (being a non-American), is that Obama wants to reopen NAFTA while McCain wants to leave it as is.
Our PM said he would welcome re-negotiating. Unlike when NAFTA was originally drawn up, Canada now holds a lot more leverage than before (because of our oil imports to the U.S., as well as possible exports of fresh water).

Then again, you can always just come and take from us. ;)

(and yes, we get 12 months maternity leave here, but even that isn't as good as what they get in some European countries.)

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It's 1976 all over again. Liberals with their new ideas that fail miserably, conservatives with their tired old same ole same ole that hasn't gotten anywhere. The Presidential candidates don't amount to a hill of beans, if you want to make a difference, you have to vote on a local and state level. That's where you will do the most good.

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Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on August 29, 2008 - 11:31am.
Women are dumb.

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Uhhhh... wha? cood yew eggsplane dat tuu me?

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Submitted by dawntwenty8 on August 29, 2008 - 10:30am.
FOR REAL!?!?!

Okay - smart to try to get the women vote on -

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Not well thought out, though, since he clearly picked a woman that believes women in this country should have no say what they do with their bodies if they get pregnant.

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 30, 2008 - 12:27am.

There is no lesser of two evils, here--they are merely two different types of evil. Really, if we vote, are we really doing a good thing, or are we adding to the problem? The right to vote is a good thing, but should advocates be jumping down our throats telling us to vote simply because it's good to vote, even if we don't agree with either candidate? What about my beliefs? Because I believe that if I'm forced to choose between one of the two here, either choice would go against my ethical and moral fiber. Not to mention, any vote for an independent will automatically count as a vote for McCain because you KNOW an independent is not going to win. Grrrrrr...fucking decisions.

*If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.*

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Puhhhlease DON'T FORGET TO VOTE! It's your right. :)
http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/suffragettes.htm

Did they suffer for nothing???
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Women are dumb.

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LOL Clarisse, she's like Marcy Darcy, Janet from 3's Company and Joanie Loves Chachie all "roled" into one.....but she WON"T be the next VP. ;P
My man Joe Biden that's getting all the hate will ;P

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A vote for McCain is a vote for turning Alaska into the new Saudi Arabia...Period..

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Submitted by Silvara0428 on August 29, 2008 - 10:57am.
well this is an unexpected turn of events! Or maybe not.....
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NO!! WHERE THE HECK IS ZOMAY!?!?!?!

Zomay - i think this has all the makings of Manchurian Candidate. What do you think?

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 29, 2008 - 10:28am.
Submitted by greenfinch on August 30, 2008 - 12:25am.

12 months?! What dream land do you live in? I'm tempted to move there and get pregnant just so I can have a year vacation! The job I had last year had a clause in the contract saying we would only get 3 days for a parent's death and 2 days for a child's. Fucking ridiculous.

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Really? Were you working for Montgomery Burns?

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

FOR REAL!?!?!

Okay - smart to try to get the women vote on -
But who the HECK is this woman??!?!

I was sitting at my desk thinking - Alaska - Woman - Governor...
Geez that sounds familiar...

Think think think....

I remember 5 or so months ago reading the Express Newspaper and on the bottom of the page was a picture of a dead wolf hanging on the side of a personal plane and it is said "Stop Ariel Wolf Hunting" (where basically men get in their planes, fly, find a wolf chase it until it is completely tired of running, then they shoot it. Cant mess up the fur peeps..)

I was SO upset about the pic, I looked on the website and when I read it - it said "please write our governor to stop cruelty of these animals.. blah blah blah "

I told my student about it and he said "that is cruel and all, but more than that - what a waste of gas! aren't we supposed to be preserving it? that is retarded"

Guess who the governor was that I emailed and who wrote me back some bs about how they are not going to stop (being cruel and waste gas?)

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin

http://www.alaskawolfkill.com/

Loverly

I will try to email her again too : )

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Good Morning, every - oh my...

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VP of The United States of America will be Marcy Darcy.

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Submitted by greenfinch on August 30, 2008 - 12:25am.

12 months?! What dream land do you live in? I'm tempted to move there and get pregnant just so I can have a year vacation! The job I had last year had a clause in the contract saying we would only get 3 days for a parent's death and 2 days for a child's. Fucking ridiculous.

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"Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 29, 2008 - 10:20am."

LOL
the village idiot trumps Biden. :)
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D

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There is no lesser of two evils, here--they are merely two different types of evil. Really, if we vote, are we really doing a good thing, or are we adding to the problem? The right to vote is a good thing, but should advocates be jumping down our throats telling us to vote simply because it's good to vote, even if we don't agree with either candidate? What about my beliefs? Because I believe that if I'm forced to choose between one of the two here, either choice would go against my ethical and moral fiber. Not to mention, any vote for an independent will automatically count as a vote for McCain because you KNOW an independent is not going to win. Grrrrrr...fucking decisions.

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

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I got a confession to make
Im not going to vote : (
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

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Yeah, ok a flute? Is that a code word for cocksucker?
She does look like that fresh face chick from Three's Company, Janet? From back in the day.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

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@Snow...Gayer than a tree full of parrots..

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oh i never doubted that the child was cared for and loved. but to just up and go back to work after three days your body isnt healed ect. like what is she made of...

i guess being from a place where women have 12 months for mat leave (which i do beleive is a bit long..) its kinda scary to think shes up and back to work three days later.

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MK for president, we could all be his cabinet, thorny you would be Secretary of The Skin Flute.
unless that sounds too gay? ;P
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Flute blowin is what's gonna get this economy back on it's feet and that's a fact...

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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on August 30, 2008 - 12:20am.

Fair enough. But isn't the Blessed One doing the same thing? Flip flopping already. Obama should have been VP first.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on August 29, 2008 - 10:12am.

Not sure if I read this correctly, but didn't it say that she supports oil drilling in the Alaskan refuge, too? And her husband is an oil drilling operator or something.

Sounds like a typical politician. In it for his/her own good and interests.

I actually like a lot of John's ideas, but I don't like any of the other candidates.

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