She Played The Flute?!
John McCain has just chosen some chick named Sarah Palin as his running mate. She's the governor of Alaska or something like that. I don't know her deal. I think she's anti-anything fun. But that's not what I want to talk about. I want to talk about her beauty pageant past!
Sarah was Miss Wasilla 1984. She won second place in the Miss Alaska contest, but was voted Miss Congeniality. Miss Congeniality basically means you're homely but you smile a lot. Sarah played the flute during the talent portion. THE FLUTE?! It's Alaska! Shouldn't she have skinned a trout or danced with a grizzly bear? No wonder she lost. I did a quick search on YouTube, but couldn't find shit from the pageant. I'm sure shit will come up in the next few days.
And and I thought Heidi Montag was locked as McCain's VP?
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Hairicane on August 29, 2008 - 9:11am.
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~waves to Zomay~ hey! i got a new name cuz my hus. went to nola last month and he called me a dozen times to tell me about the katrina damage. but every time he said "hurricane" it sounded like "hairicane" lol. Hope NOLA is ok!
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Well I hope you and your husband have a great weekend. Hope all Dlisters have a great weekend. And I hope Gustav and then Hanna takes it easy on all the people down there. Like someone already wrote, these selfish jerks are only concerned with how this is going to effect the oil production. So they make it an excuse to raise prices. Same effing thing every year. We really need to look at oil as a CANCER to mother earth. They can get rid of our need for oil, but why would they want to? Disgusting and in the scheme of Earth's development, their actions are delaying the good of humanity and won't be forgotten.
Anyways I have a boat load of crap to do. See you guys Tuesday.
I still think Chapelle would have been good for the vp - "I'm the next president, Bitch"
Uh oh...and we're off.
So let's say Hillary won the nomination, would McCain have picked a Woman?
No.
Both sides create a novelty of some sorts, this time around it is just blatantly obvious.
We can all agree to disagree for now.
I just like that so many are actually paying attention no matter who you like.
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PussyCow, I think that you may be a tad too intellectual for us...really, really intellectual. PussyCow would probably be happier on the CNN board.
Submitted by PussyCow on August 29, 2008 - 12:15pm
Well, let me present you this: "pro-lifers" or as I like to call them: anti-choicers, don't really care what happens to the child as long as it is brought into the world. These unwanted children are either : a) given to a very corrupt, inefficient system where they are usually bounced around from home to home to home, being abused and neglected (b) kept with the parent who never wanted them, and end up being neglected or abused (case in point: Caylee Anthony, who was very likely killed by her mother who never wanted to keep her) (c) and this a minority, find a good home to be adopted into. It just grinds my gears that someone else thinks they have the right to dictate what a woman should do with HER BODY, especially when they are not in her shoes and don't understand her consequences, but shove their own religious/moral beliefs down her throat. I agree with you in that there is something respectable about a politican who isn't in politics to push their own agenda, but to actually serve the people who elected them. However, there aren't many politicians like that. Also agree with you in that not all pageant queens are vapid human beings.
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Submitted by PussyCow on August 29, 2008 - 12:21pm
You give McCain too much credit; this is a total left field pick and you can bet your ass he wouldn't have thought of her if Hillary had been Obama's running mate...
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Submitted by Bone_Daddy on August 29, 2008 - 12:16pm
You gotta be f'in kidding me; those are the kids names? Who does she think she is, a celebrity or something? Poor babies...
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PussyCow:
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"I am more impressed by someone who listens to what PEOPLE want than I am with someone who is going to go with the majority on every view (aka the only opinion they have is popular opinion...weak!)."
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This sentence is contradictory on its face. Someone who listens to what the people want IS someone who goes with the majority view. Politicians are paid to promote popular opinion, by the way.
Also, someone who is rabidly pro-life, yet encourages rifle-collecting and animal-hunting as hobbies, sounds dangerously unbalanced to me.
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 29, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Submitted by PussyCow on August 29, 2008 - 1:15pm.
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Maybe...but this would have been more convincing from someone named other than PussyCow. Now show us your tits!
YEAH! And ya flaps! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Also, I think people who assume that McCain picked her for a running mate as some sort of insipid ploy reveals more about their OWN prejudices and negative views of women than it does about McCain's. Perhaps he chose her because she's got an approval rating in the 90's and has done a stellar job as governor and is a really, really good choice?
Maybe you should read up on who she is before being too mean and nasty:
http://weblog.signonsandiego.com/weblogs/afb/archives/027011.html
Submitted by PussyCow on August 29, 2008 - 10:15am.
A) Some of you are being awfully judgemental ...
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Sweetums, didn't get the memo? Being judgmental is what dlisted is all about.
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the correct term is anti-choice, not pro life.
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
Submitted by Pu**yCow on August 29, 2008 - 1:15pm.
A) Some of you are being awfully judgemental about beauty pageant participants. Growing up in a small town, I can attest to the fact that soemtimes there's not a lot to do and something like that can be fun. Doesn't mean she was one of those lifer beauty queens who started at 3 yrs old and has done nothing else (although making judgements about a person based on that would also be wrong).
B) I don't expect our leaders to believe the way I do on every single topic. A candidate may be pro-life, but what's more important is that he or she listens to the will of the people and the will of the people in this country is that it's okay to kill fetuses.
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Ummm.....you're kinda judgmental there -supporting a process - beauty pageants - that is ENTIRELY BASED ON JUDGMENTS!!!! how retarded can u be????
and its ok to defend unborn babies, but its not ok to defend born and unborn wildlife?
your defense is no defense. shaddup and go back to Crackville.
Submitted by PussyCow on August 29, 2008 - 1:15pm.
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Maybe...but this would have been more convincing from someone named other than PussyCow. Now show us your tits!
My dad was stationed at Wainwright forever ago. My mom hated it there.
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The Palins have five children: Track, 19; Bristol 17; Willow 14; Piper, 7, and Trig, who was born in April.
Track enlisted in the Army in 2007 on the sixth anniversary of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, and has been assigned to Fort Wainwright in Fairbanks.
Submitted by boomsy on August 29, 2008 - 4:56pm.
I'm so proud of you guys; look at us being intelligent and talking on and on about politics...
Thanks..*BEEEELLLCCCHHHH*...whats poleetiks?
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
A) Some of you are being awfully judgemental about beauty pageant participants. Growing up in a small town, I can attest to the fact that soemtimes there's not a lot to do and something like that can be fun. Doesn't mean she was one of those lifer beauty queens who started at 3 yrs old and has done nothing else (although making judgements about a person based on that would also be wrong).
B) I don't expect our leaders to believe the way I do on every single topic. A candidate may be pro-life, but what's more important is that he or she listens to the will of the people and the will of the people in this country is that it's okay to kill fetuses. Just because someone thinks that is wrong doesn't mean they automatically are going to do everything in their power to outlaw it. I am more impressed by someone who listens to what PEOPLE want than I am with someone who is going to go with the majority on every view (aka the only opinion they have is popular opinion...weak!).
I look at her picture and I think RIZZO!!!
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I'm so proud of you guys; look at us being intelligent and talking on and on about politics...
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If Peg Bundy ran for vice president, she'd push for mandatory tushie rubs.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Is this the poo thread??? Oh...politics?...then it IS the poo thread!!
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Wonder if MdCain will run her for Miss Cow Chip too?????
That might be the only election she can win.
Her highest education, a BA!!! HA HA HA HA!!!! Bitch also left a 5 month old child at home to go campaign. Such a good mother!!!!
biden is hedging his bets nonetheless:
After ending his 2008 presidential bid, Biden chose to focus instead on running for a seventh Senate term. In late August, he was picked by Obama to be his running mate. Biden is nevertheless also running for Senate re-election as well as Vice President.[60] If he won both races, he could resign from the Senate and Delaware's Democratic governor, Ruth Ann Minner, would appoint someone else to serve the first two years of his term, possibly his son, Beau Biden;[61] however, Beau Biden's impending deployment to Iraq as a member of the Delaware Army National Guard makes a Senate appointment problematic. Another solution that has been suggested is that Minner might pick the losing candidate in the 2008 Democratic primary for governor of Delaware—Lieutenant Governor John C. Carney, Jr. or State Treasurer Jack A. Markell—as the appointed senator.
I think that Peg Bundy would have been a better pick than Marcy Darcy!
Okay, I'm outtie...lunchbreak is over. I wish that I could come up with some more info on Sarah Palin.
uh oh:
http://gawker.com/5038900/joe-biden-bad-choice
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
Of course she's qualified! After all, she was called "The Barracuda" when she played on her high school basketball team. Considering she's one 72-year old's heart attack away from the prospective presidency, I think picking an inexperienced hockey mom is downright clown show. The GOP is running out to buy diapers in large quantities because they are sh*tting in their britches right now.
OH see what he did there.
Hey I played the flute(no I never went to band camp). Its a great instruments to play and pretty easy, I wish I still played it.
Submitted by Bone_Daddy on August 29, 2008 - 11:42am.
Heaven help me I HATE those websites that force you to listen to awful music while you search franticly for the stop button...
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Yes it does or they wouldn't have made any announcements
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Submitted by Laura on August 29, 2008 - 11:45am.
This may be an ignorant and/or stupid question, but just because he picked her doesn't necessarily mean she accepted, does it?
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Thanks Slutts, wanna be my CrackSpace friend too?
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Sure, but we get nekkid quite often in there... so you better think about that.
Submitted by Laura on August 29, 2008 - 11:45am
Oh but she did... go to CNN to see her (holding back vomit) pecking McBush...
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Butt grab and a peck on the cheek to Bradiful!
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This may be an ignorant and/or stupid question, but just because he picked her doesn't necessarily mean she accepted, does it?
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
I thought this was an old publicity still of Dawn Wells (aka Marianne on Gilligan's Island).
BTW: Did she also go to band camp and do the naughty with her flute, as in American Pie?
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the winner of the 1984 Miss Alaska:
http://www.marylineblackburn.com/
Maryline Blackburn --
Please forgive me if someone might have already pointed this out, but isn't she Marcy Rhodes/D'Arcy from Married... With Children?
"Jefferson, why does he keep calling me a chicken!?"
She's cute though. Or, was.
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EvilShoe...LOL!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
McCain & Queen Latifah, a BLACK GAY WOMAN.
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What's up with McCain's ex-beauty queen fetish?? First Cindy, now this human snooze fest.
Oh well, can't wait until Cindy drops an Oxy pill on the floor and both of them dive for it. Chick fight!
She looks like one of the classmates.com ho's!
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She is against Gay Marriage and Abortion, I wont vote for her.
Tina Fey is running for VP?
Ha! McCain-Chapelle would been a hilarious thing to watch during the debates. I have a feeling they'd plead the fif'!
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@Slutts...
"McCain apparently is making a concerted effort to reach out to former supporters of Sen. Hillary Clinton who may be unhappy with the choice of Sen. Barack Obama as the Democratic nominee."
duuuhhhh daaaaarrrr, gee ya' think?
Sarah Barracuda? Will they use the Heart song on the campaign trail?
I have been addicted to CNN all week, some of you know this and NOW I will totally be watching again for The Republicans, this twist makes it even more juicy.....
Thanks Slutts, wanna be my CrackSpace friend too?
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McCain / Dave Chapelle - that would have been a suprise ticket for sure.
McCain / Oprah / Gayle - would also have been interesting
McCain / Bill Cosby - Jello Pudding in every pot
or just to have fucked with obama - McCain / Jesse Jackson - he then could have let jesse keep an empty jar on the podium waiting to be filled with Obama's nuts.
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Submitted by snowpiece on August 29, 2008 - 12:25pm.
later sluts, they are letting us out at one today. y'all enjoy the long weekend! ♥♥♥
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