She Played The Flute?!
John McCain has just chosen some chick named Sarah Palin as his running mate. She's the governor of Alaska or something like that. I don't know her deal. I think she's anti-anything fun. But that's not what I want to talk about. I want to talk about her beauty pageant past!
Sarah was Miss Wasilla 1984. She won second place in the Miss Alaska contest, but was voted Miss Congeniality. Miss Congeniality basically means you're homely but you smile a lot. Sarah played the flute during the talent portion. THE FLUTE?! It's Alaska! Shouldn't she have skinned a trout or danced with a grizzly bear? No wonder she lost. I did a quick search on YouTube, but couldn't find shit from the pageant. I'm sure shit will come up in the next few days.
And and I thought Heidi Montag was locked as McCain's VP?
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Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on August 29, 2008 - 2:01pm
And hopefully, you never have to find out first hand what it feels like for a woman who has been brutally violated, only to find out she is pregnant with her attacker's child, or has a VD due to.
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Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on August 29, 2008 - 2:01pm.
And really how often do women get pregnant as a result of random rape??? Please. a rapist usually wears a condom so as not to leave evidence. Women love to cry this sob story anytime the issue of pro-life comes up. Kill a baby because you don't want to be reminded? Get over yourself.
Only strong women keep their unplanned babies.
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As the friend of several victims of molestation, I urge you to remember what you just wrote if you ever get raped. Thanks.
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Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on August 29, 2008 - 2:01pm
You're right. Narrow-minded fucks like you need to rule this country whose ideals are that all human beings deserve to be treated the same way, except for mexicans, muslims, jews, foreigners, etc. Like I said before, fuck off back to what ever rock you crawled under from.
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Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 29, 2008 - 2:53pm
And if you could find one article of a hospital not giving a rape kit id love for you to link it.
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Don't forget the woman who was raped in Texas (I believe) and then was denied a contraceptive when she went to the police. I believe she also spent the night in jail.
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When FatMartha pees the bed
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Don't return her calls bloop bloop
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http://www.alldeaf.com/topic-debates/49881-denied-rape-kit-true-story.ht...
There's one. Here's another:
http://dcist.com/2007/10/17/woman_files_sui.php
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"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
And really how often do women get pregnant as a result of random rape??? Please. a rapist usually wears a condom so as not to leave evidence. Women love to cry this sob story anytime the issue of pro-life comes up. Kill a baby because you don't want to be reminded? Get over yourself.
Only strong women keep their unplanned babies.
And I'm pretty sure McCain didn't choose Palin because of her reproductive organs. That's honestly the dumbest thing I've heard in a while. Did you even hear her speech?? Liberal crybabies are so fucking annoying. People are pissed because they know the race is over.
Support al-Qaeda Vote Obama
"If you get raped and you end up pregnant and the next morning you take a morning after pill, you just induced an abortion."
I can't tell who wrote this, but it isn't true. The morning after pill doesn't induce an abortion, it prevents a pregnancy. It is a stronger version of the birth control pill, and is given up to 72 hours after unprotected sex. A female doesn't become pregnant immediately after sex, it can take up to 72 hours; so the pill is ineffective after the 3rd day. The sooner that you take it, the better your chances are at preventing a pregnancy.
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 29, 2008 - 2:53pm
And if you could find one article of a hospital not giving a rape kit id love for you to link it.
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Heres a link
http://media.www.gwhatchet.com/media/storage/paper332/news/2007/10/04/Ne...
@Umbertoooo...Rape victims are given the morning after pill.
And your point is...If you look at it from the Pro life point of view.
My point is that rape victims don't have to have a child under law. A morning after pill isn't considered an abortion (and just because pastor dan thinks so doesn't make it so). Because a candidate is pro life you march out the worst case scenario, which is fine. But its untrue that by law a woman needs to keep that baby.
And if you could find one article of a hospital not giving a rape kit id love for you to link it.
Vote McCain because EVERYONE can't be on welfare"
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If he gets in ,it will be close.
I'm sure when you google this woman you will see what they what you to see. Her child needs her. Other mothers with a downs child would love to be able to stay home. She approves of destroying nature but not abortion? What about the little girls carrying daddies baby or the little girls from that weird religion that old fogies impregnante young things. Yea, that the type of women I could respect (sarcasm)
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on August 29, 2008 - 1:48pm
How about you fuck off right back to Wisconsin or where ever the fuck you came from?
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kestion.
why would anyone wanna ufck someone who is pro-life anyhooo? I'm just sayin.
There ain't nothing like belief in a "talking snake" to make someone unsexy.
well, except maybe for a gOD fearing SMOKER!
uber-gross
@Bone_Daddy...I'm down with that statement. But you know that you are talking about communism in theary right ? We have seen how well that works...
@Umbertoooo...Rape victims are given the morning after pill.
And your point is...If you look at it from the Pro life point of view. That's abortion. If that practice would be banned and we would be up to our balls in bastards. So being that it is federally accepted that means that your government is Prochoice regardless of their beliefs. which makes anyone who is elected El Presidente prochoice by default..
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She's a beautiful woman inside and out, tough, smart, perfect all around, takes the "action not words" approach I LOVE HER and respect her pro-life choice and practical solutions. NObama is living in la la land and his followers are nieve and idealistic airheads.
"Vote McCain because EVERYONE can't be on welfare"
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 29, 2008 - 1:41pm
Sadly it's true! And like I said earlier, the hospital can refuse to give a rape victim the morning-after pill (which is now available without a prescription at most pharmacies) due to their personal beliefs. And many pharmacies can actually even refuse to fill your regular conntraceptive pills prescription if they feel it goes against their "ethical code". Can you believe that shit?
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A Governor is one step from Mayor, a Mayor is one step from city councilman. Can someone please tell me that this bitch has more experience than being a Governor.
No Read, No Shade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you get raped and you end up pregnant and the next morning you take a morning after pill, you just induced an abortion.
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well i dont consider that an abortion. (i know people think that it is).
Ive never heard of a rape kits being backed up. Cops are called and your sent to a hospital where they swab you and get you that pill. Its a hospital it should take 2 seconds for someone to fetch a pill.
I can so get behind that. I don't get how some CEO's make an obscene amount while doing a whole lot of nothing but their ass-busting employees make pennies. It's a travesty.
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His earnings are a matter of public record as he is a high level exec and the sec requires them to post this information
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Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 29, 2008 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by Bone_Daddy on August 29, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Thornhill, not to get overly personal, I have a family of three - as a family we won't make 50k this year - My brother in law makes 12mil a year for FedEx - (he's a complete douchetool)
Ben N Jerrys tried to do something like that. They tried to pay their CEO pennies compared to what other ones at major corporations make. And they only attracted unqualified people and had to raise it back to millions of dollars. So there is your liberal commie experiment. And sometimes douchtools exaggerate how much money they make.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 29, 2008 - 2:35pm.
ITA.
I also love it when I hear about pro-lifers getting violent with pro-choice-sided women during protests and such. It's like, "We respect humanity too much, so we're going to throw rocks at you." Makes sense. *ahem*
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How do they justify it as murder? Embryos can't think, can't reason. Hell, they can't even smell.
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Submitted by Bone_Daddy on August 29, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Thornhill, not to get overly personal, I have a family of three - as a family we won't make 50k this year - My brother in law makes 12mil a year for FedEx - (he's a complete douchetool)
Ben N Jerrys tried to do something like that. They tried to pay their CEO pennies compared to what other ones at major corporations make. And they only attracted unqualified people and had to raise it back to millions of dollars. So there is your liberal commie experiment. And sometimes douchtools exaggerate how much money they make.
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 29, 2008 - 1:34pm.
Submitted by Thornhill on August 29, 2008 - 1:20pm.
I'm guessing that that anyone that is pro life has never been raped and left pregnant with a reminder of the incident for the rest of their lives..
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Amen. That's pretty much what I said to my bf when we were talking about it just a little while ago.
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Rape victims are given the morning after pill.
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If you get raped and you end up pregnant and the next morning you take a morning after pill, you just induced an abortion.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 29, 2008 - 1:34pm
Not always, and in fact, some of them don't even have their rape kits processed in time for when they're taking the fucker who did it to court. Many states are quite back-logged on processing rape kits, and at some hospitals the doctors can refuse to give the rape victim a morning after pill because that goes against their personal beliefs.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 29, 2008 - 1:29pm.
No shit. I also think it's better to be pro-choice than to bring a baby into a situation where you don't have the money or resources to care for it. I'd rather give a baby a great life than a poor clothesless one.
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ITA.
I also love it when I hear about pro-lifers getting violent with pro-choice-sided women during protests and such. It's like, "We respect humanity too much, so we're going to throw rocks at you." Makes sense. *ahem*
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Thornhill on August 29, 2008 - 1:20pm.
I'm guessing that that anyone that is pro life has never been raped and left pregnant with a reminder of the incident for the rest of their lives..
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Amen. That's pretty much what I said to my bf when we were talking about it just a little while ago.
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Rape victims are given the morning after pill.
Thornhill, not to get overly personal, I have a family of three - as a family we won't make 50k this year - My brother in law makes 12mil a year for FedEx - (he's a complete douchetool) - corporate excess and individual greed cause a lot of problems -- how many people could fedex employ if they paid him $100k a year -- wouldn't have to outsource many of the call centers either -it's all a balancing act as well as a shell game
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Submitted by Thornhill on August 29, 2008 - 1:29pm.
@Bone_Daddy..Edwards has come under fire in the past for his speaking fees. In 2006, he was paid $55,000 to speak at the University of California-Davis about poverty.
That must be something to do with the Hypocritical oath he once took...
Sarah Palin, the first-term governor of Alaska, has no experience in Washington and is unknown in national politics. She will be the least experienced nominee for national office by a major party since Richard Nixon picked the first-term Maryland governor, Spiro Agnew, as his running mate in 1968.
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That would be a little hard to fake as Gov. Palin was pregnant with said child when they found out he had Downs Syndrome and she chose not to abort. It was a very public deal apparently.
This is just the Democrats slinging sh*t like monkeys from a cage, the same way Republicans do.
She's more than likely clean as a whistle because if anyone can find a microscopic piece of dirt and make a big deal out of it, it's the Republicans. They're masters at it."
While its great she's caring for a kid with a disability, lots of parents give birth to children with a disease, or similar disease, like Downs. But they're not using it as a ploy to get votes. Which is what she's doing. How shameful of her.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 29, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Submitted by Thornhill on August 29, 2008 - 1:20pm.
I'm guessing that that anyone that is pro life has never been raped and left pregnant with a reminder of the incident for the rest of their lives..
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Amen. That's pretty much what I said to my bf when we were talking about it just a little while ago.
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No shit. I also think it's better to be pro-choice than to bring a baby into a situation where you don't have the money or resources to care for it. I'd rather give a baby a great life than a poor clothesless one.
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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on August 29, 2008 - 1:27pm.
Submitted by Thornhill on August 29, 2008 - 1:20pm
Exactly. They all act holier-than-thou until something terrible happens either to themselves or their children. Then all their ethics and beliefs and morals are thrown out of the window...
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ITA. Their so-called "ethics" and "morals." Bunch of hypocrites.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
@Bone_Daddy..Edwards has come under fire in the past for his speaking fees. In 2006, he was paid $55,000 to speak at the University of California-Davis about poverty.
That must be something to do with the Hypocritical oath he once took...
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YEAHHHH Hot Librarian to steal Hilary's votes!! BRILLIANT!
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on August 29, 2008 - 2:22pm.
How about this: HWen you take that weight loss pill, ALLI, and eat more than 16g of fat per meal, you fart poopy oil! Talk about doody bubbles! And your poo leaves oily streaks in your toilet bowl... and you get the runs...
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW HOT OIL! I wonder if that would make a good hair treatment? Vitamins AND oil!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Thornhill on August 29, 2008 - 1:20pm
Exactly. They all act holier-than-thou until something terrible happens either to themselves or their children. Then all their ethics and beliefs and morals are thrown out of the window...
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Submitted by Thornhill on August 29, 2008 - 1:20pm.
I'm guessing that that anyone that is pro life has never been raped and left pregnant with a reminder of the incident for the rest of their lives..
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Amen. That's pretty much what I said to my bf when we were talking about it just a little while ago.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
maybe we can hire john edwards to make a speech about it -- his rates just went up to 65k per speaking engagement
Just weeks after former presidential candidate John Edwards admitted cheating on his wife, he's not shying away from public speaking engagements -- and his fee has gone up, his agent says.
Edwards is due to speak at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign on Oct. 14. The agent for the former North Carolina senator has told the university student group organizing the event that Edwards is looking to add to his speaking calendar and that he's charging more, said university spokeswoman Robin Kaler.
Edwards is to speak on "The American Dream," Kaler said. Tickets are free, but the student group is paying him $65,000.
Kaler said the student group gave Edwards the opportunity to back out of the speech in light of his admission to having an extramarital affair. Neither Kaler nor the student group would give the Chicago Sun-Times the name of Edwards' agent. Edwards could not be reached for comment.
Edwards' other appearances include a September speech with wife Elizabeth at Salem State College in Massachusetts, according to college spokesman Jim Glynn.
Edwards has come under fire in the past for his speaking fees. In 2006, he was paid $55,000 to speak at the University of California-Davis about poverty.
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on August 29, 2008 - 1:15pm.
So now there's a new scandal concerning her 16 year old daughter and supposed new son. Some people are claiming that the kid is really her daughter's and she's just pulling a Bree Van De Kamp.
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That would be a little hard to fake as Gov. Palin was pregnant with said child when they found out he had Downs Syndrome and she chose not to abort. It was a very public deal apparently.
This is just the Democrats slinging sh*t like monkeys from a cage, the same way Republicans do.
She's more than likely clean as a whistle because if anyone can find a microscopic piece of dirt and make a big deal out of it, it's the Republicans. They're masters at it.
I thought that was Mary Lou Retton
"Submitted by Mama Moore on August 29, 2008 - 11:18am.
The pick of Sarah Palin is a disgrace to women everywhere. She was chosen because she has a uterus and is Pro-Life. There are tons of more qualified women in the GOP, yet they were passed over because they are Pro-Choice. Palin is Affirmative Action at its worst. No Hillary supporter or feminist will support this ticket. We should be judged by our education, experience, and intelligence not our reproductive organs."
Mama Moore, hero points for this to the max! Exactly what I've been saying all f-ing morning.
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I'm guessing that that anyone that is pro life has never been raped and left pregnant with a reminder of the incident for the rest of their lives..
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Submitted by applehead on August 29, 2008 - 1:11pm
Yeah, can't say I feel very sympathetic for the Grandma, because (a) she forced her teenage daughter to keep a baby she never wanted instead of giving it to a family that did (b) she first said her daughter's car smelled like a corpse had been in it, then changes her story to say that she's positive Caylee's still alive (c) she allows her daughter to continue to live with her despite her being the only suspect! No way do I feel bad for her, only the little girl who could have been alive and happy and healthy with another family today.
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@Bone_Daddy...Word..
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The pick of Sarah Palin is a disgrace to women everywhere. She was chosen because she has a uterus and is Pro-Life. There are tons of more qualified women in the GOP, yet they were passed over because they are Pro-Choice. Palin is Affirmative Action at its worst. No Hillary supporter or feminist will support this ticket. We should be judged by our education, experience, and intelligence not our reproductive organs.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 29, 2008 - 2:14pm.
We went to Outback last night because I had a gift card and I was too lazy to cook.
BIG MISTAKE.
It was craptastic AND to add insult to injury I did not have my, ahem, to put it delicately, morning constitutional. Coincidence? I think not.
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I have no idea what that means. Poospeak, please.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Agreed -- we just solved more problems than either side will for the next 50 years
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Submitted by Thornhill on August 29, 2008 - 1:12pm.
@Bone_Daddy..Get the tobacco farmers to grow the weed they wouldn't need subsidies. Everyone gets low cost herb and no-one gets isolated.
I like the blue moon and wicked pete's
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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on August 29, 2008 - 1:12pm.
I can't drink dark, rich beers. It feels like I'm drinking bread. I do like Leinenkugels, and their different varieties also rock. Also, Blue Moon is pretty good.
So now there's a new scandal concerning her 16 year old daughter and supposed new son. Some people are claiming that the kid is really her daughter's and she's just pulling a Bree Van De Kamp.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 29, 2008 - 11:08am.
Has anyone claimed this the poo thread yet?
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We went to Outback last night because I had a gift card and I was too lazy to cook.
BIG MISTAKE.
It was craptastic AND to add insult to injury I did not have my, ahem, to put it delicately, morning constitutional. Coincidence? I think not.
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Submitted by Bone_Daddy on August 29, 2008 - 1:10pm
I can't drink dark, rich beers. It feels like I'm drinking bread. I do like Leinenkugels, and their different varieties also rock. Also, Blue Moon is pretty good.
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"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
This woman runs a state, stopped that stupid "Highway to Nowhere" bs and takes shit from no man.
She's got my vote!
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