She Played The Flute?!
John McCain has just chosen some chick named Sarah Palin as his running mate. She's the governor of Alaska or something like that. I don't know her deal. I think she's anti-anything fun. But that's not what I want to talk about. I want to talk about her beauty pageant past!
Sarah was Miss Wasilla 1984. She won second place in the Miss Alaska contest, but was voted Miss Congeniality. Miss Congeniality basically means you're homely but you smile a lot. Sarah played the flute during the talent portion. THE FLUTE?! It's Alaska! Shouldn't she have skinned a trout or danced with a grizzly bear? No wonder she lost. I did a quick search on YouTube, but couldn't find shit from the pageant. I'm sure shit will come up in the next few days.
And and I thought Heidi Montag was locked as McCain's VP?
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I can't wait to see these vice presidential debates. If McCain wins, will this woman be First Lady #2? I honestly can't see her doing much.
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dont think the republicans have a chance this time around.
the last eight years have been very difficult.
don't believe me? take a look around you.
how many people do you know who are unemployed or who have lost their homes.
things are very bad indeed, endless wars, crippling debt.
it's BAD.
getting bush and the crypt keeper out of office will be a nice change. i think things will turn around for the better when bush is out.
as it is, our country is heading straight down the crapper.
it's not fair.
Gov. Sarah Paulin is:
Pro-Oil
Pro-Drilling Alaska Wildlife Refuge
Pro-Life
Against Gun Control
Pro-National Rifle Association (NRA)
Word around my office is that she's never spent time in Europe. Or Asia.
She has NO FREAKIN' clue about international policies or other cultures.
Biden is going to eat her alive at the VP Debates in October.
He picked Lauren Tewes?
I'm not going to scan through all the comments here, but I'm sure the point has been raised that McSame's VP pick is a clear indicator of how DESPARATE he and the Republicans are to somehow give the appearance of moderation, or dare I say, progressiveness.
Sorry, McSame. Choosing a woman does not fool anyone. Your agendas (read = voted with Bush over 90% of the time) remain unchanged and picking Palin doesn't distract from that fact.
Hmm, didn't see that one coming. Pretty sure this woman has 5 or 6 kids and gave horribly embarrassing names to all.
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http://www.akwildlife.org/content/view/116/61/
you can also shoot bears from airplanes, but you gotta be pals with wildlife management
I'm not anti moose, i just believe in fair chase when hunting. And the only reason they shoot the wolves is to eat more moose.
Introduced by Alaska state Sen. Pete Kelly, R-Fairbanks, Bill SB 267 permits anyone with a state trapping or hunting license to spot wolves from the air, land and shoot them on the spot. The bill was vetoed by Gov. Tony Knowles, but state legislators overrode the veto.
GinaOliviaMallory-
Obama is idealistic, unrealistic, and "nieve"? You mean naive?
Anyway, hmmm...sad that what is ideal is not realistic for you. Second, anti-abortion is unrealistic and NAIVE.
as the proud owner of 2 WOLF/husky doggies,(who are laying on the couch looking at me cuz I am yelling at this dumbass computer screen...),I would like to say that I HATE REPUBLICANS!!! yaaaaayyyyy!!!!
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 29, 2008 - 2:45pm.
So your pro-timberwolves, which makes you anti-moose. Your hatred of moose really makes you look ignorant and un-educated.
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Your lack of knowledge about nature and survival of the fittest, as displayed in your post above, makes you look ignorant and uneducated (there's no hyphen in uneducated, btw).
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
So your pro-timberwolves, which makes you anti-moose. Your hatred of moose really makes you look ignorant and un-educated.
Submitted by katiebug on August 29, 2008 - 3:35pm.
I'm from alaska, and she supports hunting down wolves from airplanes and shooting them.
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*Raises head in interest* So katiebug, tell me what other kinds of things can be shot from a plane in Alaska... I don't have plans this weekend.
Submitted by Cara on August 29, 2008 - 2:40pm.
She supports shooting wolves from airplanes?
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If you believe that I have a bridge to Alaska I would like to sell ya. LOL
They were Pups for God's sake!! Pups!!
Its a way better pick then Mitt "hey there sir, you'd look great in this new Honda Civic" Romney.
She supports shooting wolves from airplanes? Where do these rednecks even come up with ideas like that? I admit that I've never lived in rural areas, and maybe that's a popular thing to do in such areas, along with playing banjos on porches and the like, but that just sounds insane to me.
Why didn't he just pick Ray Barone's wife? McCain is soooo desperate. He probably pissed and farted at the same time when he saw the DNC last night and called this woman in from her scheduled PTA meeting.
One McCain rep actually said she has experience in the PTA and that gives her credibility. WTF!
This should be insulting to women that he thinks he can pick ANY woman and that's good enough.
Sandbitch, I forgot to give a shout out to his delicious citrus products.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 29, 2008 - 2:33pm
Yeah, I know that. I was making a joke, see? Ha ha ha ha ha ha?
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
I'm from alaska, and she supports hunting down wolves from airplanes and shooting them. the same law allowed them to kill 14 wolf pups!
vote for obama! trust this alaskan!
Submitted by islandgirl on August 30, 2008 - 5:24am.
So, wait. John McCain is the guy who makes those frozen french fries, right?
YEP. I have frozen McCain oven fry chips in my freezer, so it must be right.
"HEY McCAIN, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN"
The people of Alaska didn't pay for that bridge it was the US government. Pork Barrel Politics.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 29, 2008 - 2:32pm
"What's Taters, Precious?" LOL
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 29, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Palin attacked the Republican state senators in Alaska for corruption. Specifically that "bridge to nowhere". She should be hot slut of the month!===============================================
She's also under investigation for firing a guy who wouldn't fire her brother-in-law.
Submitted by WildBee on August 29, 2008 - 3:22pm.
Never has a Senator been elected President of the US in our history because they are two different types of jobs.
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That's false.
James Monroe
Senator, 1790-1794
President, 1817-1825
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John Quincy Adams
Senator, 1803-1808
President, 1825-1829
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Andrew Jackson
Senator, 1797-1798; 1823-1825
President, 1829-1837
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Martin Van Buren
Senator, 1821-1828
President, 1837-1841
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William Henry Harrison
Senator, 1825-1828
President, 1841
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John Tyler
Senator, 1827-1836
President, 1841-1845
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Franklin Pierce
Senator, 1837-1842
President, 1853-1857
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James Buchanan
Senator, 1834-1845
President, 1857-1861
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Andrew Johnson
Senator, 1857-1862; 1875
President, 1865-1869
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Benjamin Harrison
Senator, 1881-1887
President, 1889-1893
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Warren G. Harding
Senator, 1915-1921
President, 1921-1923
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Harry S. Truman
Senator, 1935-1945
President, 1945-1953
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John F. Kennedy
Senator, 1953-1960
President, 1961-1963
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Lyndon B. Johnson
Senator, 1949-1961
President, 1963-1969
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Richard M. Nixon
Senator, 1950-1953
President, 1969-1974
That's 15.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1024927/The-wife-John-McCain-c...
In case anyones interested in John McCain and his first wife....
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 29, 2008 - 2:26pm
Talk about a waste of money right?
"Where's this road go to?"
"Um, Nowhere?"
"Who paid for it to be built?"
"The stupid people of Alaska, that's who! Duh?"
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Finally a woman in politics who doesn't have a "pant suit" body.
Vote for Obama he's for education and against crime!!
Submitted by The C word on August 29, 2008 - 2:25pm.
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*wink*
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Palin attacked the Republican state senators in Alaska for corruption. Specifically that "bridge to nowhere". She should be hot slut of the month!
Submitted by joanne on August 29, 2008 - 2:20pm
And the fact that rape is just not seen for the horrible thing that it is, seeing how the PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE ELECT is MAKING JOKES ABOUT RAPE. Ha ha ha ha, John, you're a riot! I'm sure you'd be cracking jokes too if your daughter were to be sexually assaulted (not that I would ever want her to be! She seems decent enough), and I'm sure all the Gooks are okay with you calling them that and saying you hate them and their race. What can I say? The man is a shining pillar of morality.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by islandgirl on August 29, 2008 - 3:24pm.
So, wait. John McCain is the guy who makes those frozen french fries, right?
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BWAAAAAAAAHAAAA*wipes tear*AAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
So, wait. John McCain is the guy who makes those frozen french fries, right?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
How come I've never seen McCains first wife, didn't he leave her after she was in a car accident?
Submitted by ROTFLMAO on August 29, 2008 - 1:41pm.
A Governor is one step from Mayor, a Mayor is one step from city councilman. Can someone please tell me that this bitch has more experience than being a Governor.
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Governors belong to the Executive branch of our Government. Senators belong to the Legislative branch of our Government. Two completely different beasts. The Presidency and Vice Presidency are from the Executive branch.
Never has a Senator been elected President of the US in our history because they are two different types of jobs. It would be like asking your lawn guy to be your accountant.
Of the four people running, only Palin has the Executive experience of actually running a State. McCain, Obama and Biden have never run anything but their mouths.
The more you know ....
Submitted by Zesty on August 29, 2008 - 2:17pm
Agreed. People don't always get that sometimes, accidental pregnancies happen, irregardless of contraception (condoms break, pills don't always work)or lack there of (no surprises there?). Thing is, if a woman is unable to provide for herself, let alone another mouth, and doesn't want to go through nine omnths of hell just to give up the baby, she should have the right to terminate. No one else should have any say in the matter (other than the father), because they do not have to raise said "child". And for the first few week, it's just a bunch of cells anyway. Sorry to sound so cavalier, but it's the truth.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
I'm sorry to everyone (except for the big, ugly, dumb fucking elephant in the room) for that rant. But when someone rubs me the wrong way on this issue... *bares teeth, snarls*
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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Many rapes go unreported since the court of law likes to draw the woman as wanton.
Go Monkeypox, go !!!!!!!!! Preach it sistah!
I feel like rape is always brought up first to support abortion staying legal. I don't think theres anything wrong with a woman who accidently became pregnant, and doesn't want to keep it. She shouldn't be made to feel guilty by this country's "morals".
I take offense to McCain's choice of Palin. It shows me that he cares nothing for the best interest of Americans.
He's now managed to make his age an issue. Should something happen to him, Palin is who would be left in charge. Alaska being close to Russia doesn't qualify as national security experience. She can't even pronounce nuclear. She knows nothing of urban issues, agricultural issues, and she's currently under investigation in Alaska for abuse of power. WTF?
Haven't we had enough?
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on August 29, 2008 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on August 29, 2008 - 2:01pm
And hopefully, you never have to find out first hand what it feels like for a woman who has been brutally violated, only to find out she is pregnant with her attacker's child, or has a VD due to.
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AMEN. "Only strong women keep their unplanned babies." Give me a break, you twat. There is a difference between an "oops" baby and a baby that was conceived while the mother was attacked.
EDIT: I needed to make this statement also: "Kill a baby because you don't want to be reminded." Um, fucking duh. You obviously are completely IGNORANT as to how much molestation, rape, and assault fuck with a woman's (or a man's) mind. Women often turn to drugs and alcohol as a result, which will fuck up THEIR lives even more as well as any baby's that may come as a result - not only because of the possibility of FAS (that's Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, because you probably don't know, you dumb whore) but also because the child's wellbeing could be endangered.
Fuck off with your ignorant remarks. I would never wish anything so horrible as rape or molestation on anyone, but whenever says something like this, then I do not feel sorry for them if one day they come crying that they or their friends become a victim. Cunt.
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
Monkeypox-
"I'd gladly drink the koolaid, rather than eat hot steaming bullshit every morning for breakfast like you do."
THREE CHEERS, HONEY!
Submitted by Mama Moore on August 29, 2008 - 2:18pm: "Palin is Affirmative Action at its worst. No Hillary supporter or feminist will support this ticket. We should be judged by our education, experience, and intelligence not our reproductive organs."
Well said.
Why do the shit fucks show up and ruin a perfectly lovely thread.
Gina Olivia....you know a lot about rapists, enlighten us on what you know about rape victims?
What they go through, how they process and "get over it"?
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Submitted by LogicalThinking on August 29, 2008 - 2:06pm
What's wrong? Don't like the table being flipped on the GOP? Oh no! He has a muslim middle name! What ever shall we do? Never mind that he goes to church (you should remember that...you dragged his precher through the dirt, remember?), has two daughters, has been a senator for at least two or more terms, has a Harvard education, believes that gay people, and women are human beings and deserved to be treated the same as say, rich white men. You're right, we're drinking the koolaid. I'd gladly drink the koolaid, rather than eat hot steaming bullshit every morning for breakfast like you do.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on August 29, 2008 - 2:01pm.
And really how often do women get pregnant as a result of random rape??? Please. a rapist usually wears a condom so as not to leave evidence. Women love to cry this sob story anytime the issue of pro-life comes up. Kill a baby because you don't want to be reminded? Get over yourself.
Only strong women keep their unplanned babies.
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Can we nominate this as "Dumb Statement of the Day?"
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Thornhill on August 29, 2008 - 1:48pm.
And your point is...If you look at it from the Pro life point of view. That's abortion. If that practice would be banned and we would be up to our balls in bastards. So being that it is federally accepted that means that your government is Prochoice regardless of their beliefs. which makes anyone who is elected El Presidente prochoice by default..
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Exactly what I was implying.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
I find it funny that B. Hussein Obama's supporters talk about Gov. Palin doesn't have enough experience to be VP. That is f@#king hilarious. She has more elected and executive experience than Obama.
You kool aid drinkers may want lose that excuse for not supporting her. You will lose every time.
As for the schmuck who said a gov. was only a step away from mayor and that is just a step away from a citiy councilman/woman. That may be so, but it is light years ahead of a "community activist".
I's loves Harpo but I'd kill em dead before I let him hit me.