She Played The Flute?!
John McCain has just chosen some chick named Sarah Palin as his running mate. She's the governor of Alaska or something like that. I don't know her deal. I think she's anti-anything fun. But that's not what I want to talk about. I want to talk about her beauty pageant past!
Sarah was Miss Wasilla 1984. She won second place in the Miss Alaska contest, but was voted Miss Congeniality. Miss Congeniality basically means you're homely but you smile a lot. Sarah played the flute during the talent portion. THE FLUTE?! It's Alaska! Shouldn't she have skinned a trout or danced with a grizzly bear? No wonder she lost. I did a quick search on YouTube, but couldn't find shit from the pageant. I'm sure shit will come up in the next few days.
And and I thought Heidi Montag was locked as McCain's VP?
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I totally thought that was D.J. from Full House.
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Submitted by Michael K on August 29, 2008 - 11:20am.
Submitted by Snarkley on August 29, 2008 - 9:49am.
What's that mean? Is that fancy political lingo?
Yes, rubbing salt in some already open -wounds. Someone else could have chosen a qualified woman as a running mate but failed to do so.
She is a lifetime member of the National Rifle Association and takes part in two of Alaska's popular pastimes -- fishing and hunting
Congressional Quarterly notes Sarah Palin's other past occupations, including commercial fishing company owner, outdoor recreational equipment company owner and sports reporter.
I guess she can skin a trout, MK.
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I don't trust female Republicans.
Ahh, A woman. Nice tactic Mccain, but it wont work buddy
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I'm sorry, WHO???
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Go John!
Wonder how "duct tape" feels.
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She blows a mean skin flute..
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McCain just lost hisself the lection.
I got a resume one time and the person indicated that she had been voted “Miss Congenitally” in school.
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
Such a transparent attempt to get women voters. Boooo!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Snarkley on August 29, 2008 - 9:49am.
What's that mean? Is that fancy political lingo?
WOW! McCain just stacked the deck!
Submitted by islandgirl on August 29, 2008 - 9:48am.
Yeah, I was thisclose to making one. I'm so obvious.
OK, I won't make the obvious skin flute joke. Purple piccolo?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
McCain sure has a thing for those beauty contest contestants.
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