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Carrie Underwears and magical dolphin person Michael Phelps have planned their first date. The two haven't met, but started texting each other after Michael heard Carrie thinks he's "cute." Off topic: Can someone please make Carrie an appointment to the optometrist. It's time for a check-up.
Anychinfuckers, a source told The National Enquirer (via PopCrunch) that Michael doesn't want their first date to involve any eating. WTF. He apparently wrote to Carrie, “I’m not so sure you’d want to see me eat! It might not make a great first impression.” Not see him eat?! What the hell kind of first date is that? Eating is the only thing I do on the first date and I'm not talking about food.
The source also said that Carrie is a little hesitant to start dating again. “Carrie needs someone who is going to stick by her. She was devastated when her relationship with Tony Romo broke. The last thing she needs is a relationship with another high-profile celebrity who’s going to end up loving and leaving her.” Who said anything about a relationship?! Just take a ride on his dolphin fin and leave it at that.
It's best if she just leaves it at that and uses plenty of protection! Can you imagine these two reproducing? Carrie would pop out Rumer Willis' chin.
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SNOWPOOCE! What a bepootiful avie it is!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Hmm, they'd be an odd couple...not counting the physical similarities...
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Usually, I am all for those kind of ears for handles in happy times...but that face would not be allowed in the nether regions...ain't nobody THAT hard up!
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It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 29, 2008 - 9:37am.
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ITA...I also think that Carrie Underwood farts probably smell like baby green pea poo!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
poo times?
can you all see me shovelin' poo in my avie?
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POO!
but no pooing when you're sitting on the face!
Sheeps, I always put out on the first date, it's a time honored tradition!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I dont think it was his face she was looking at when she decided to get her a piece of the Phelps.
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@YourMom,
If ever there was a poo thread this is IT! The face on that man gives me the shits....
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
I think this thread could qualify as the current exclusive poo thread...unless we get a post about wonky mcvaltrex or Tori the Hutt...
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
What the french, toast? now we're saying "BM?"
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by missy on August 29, 2008 - 10:54am.
bm= bowel movement. how often u go no. 2
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 29, 2008 - 10:22am.
"settling on lovecarrottops avvie's face"
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OH YEAH! Happy Sit on Your Face Friday Hoffalina!!!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 29, 2008 - 7:03am.
Must not be our first date.
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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.
Phelps looks like the love child of fraggle rock and dumbo. Only a blind bitch can appreciate his money, if your going to marry for money at least be able to sleep with it. Eating with him is also out of the question since he looks like he probably eats with his feet. NASTY! and not in a good way.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
bms?
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@SpeakIt,
You need an avvie little one...
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
"settling on lovecarrottops avvie's face"
on topic, he's very herman munster.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I bet he has some spectacular bm's. That is the first thing I thought of when I heard he ate 12,000 calories a day.
I don't like Carrie, but I can't find a reason to hate on Phelps yet. Yes he's been overexposed, but there is always one every Olympics.
He doesn't seem like a bad guy. So what if he's not beautiful in the face. As a mom, I would be heartbroken if people were making fun of my son because of the way he looked.
Now, if he is a douche or turns into one, then I will be at the front of the insult line. lol
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Good morning.
Also, Michael Phelps is horribly lopsided, and likely has a strong curve to the left.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Phelps is really jumping on the media whore train full speed ahead.
Barf.
He has British teefs...
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"Just take a ride on his dolphin fin and leave it at that."
LOL.
oh..and im not sure i'd want to see him eat either! he consumes aprox 10-12k calories a day...even thinking about that much food makes me queasy! yuck!
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Aw, I saw him on Good Morning America and he "had a great personality".
Actually, he did.
correct me if im wrong, but i thought he already has a girlfriend...i heard she's a former runner up for Ms. California and that they met at UM or did he dump her so he could get his grove on at the Olympics???
*sigh* i like MP, but if the gossip continues about him hooking up with celebs im going to consider him fair game for snarking!
oh..and i think he looks better with shaved hair, although longer hair tends to hide the ears LOL!
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I bet if and when they make out, their mountain chins make sparks.
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Wishing them the best...
HAHAHAHAHAHA had you guys going huh?
Pretending to be all nice and shiot
like I could give two craps less about these two!
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Fug alert
When I scrolled up the picture of Phelps its frightened the fucking life out of me. From the crocked jawline, the wonky teeth, the inbred eyes, lord !that boy fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on his way down. He should thank the stars for the recession, it'll make him and his $ that more attractive.
p.s. Carrie Underwood is pure makeup, throw a bucker of cold water on that bitch and your back at the farm.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
He looks like Gheorghe Mureşan from "My Giant"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Gheorghe_Muresan.jpg
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on August 29, 2008 - 10:08am.
Gross. Now all I can think about is Phelps eating at the "Y".
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I'd be afraid he'd forget that you're not supposed to REALLY EAT the Y.
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don't worry Carrie, he'll grow into those ears. ;)
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Carrie sure likes the inbred, cornfed look of the Gomers doesn't she?
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I hope he doesn't go all plastic surgery crazy like Bruce Jenner did.
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I'd rather sell drugs than cutco...
and since carrie is going after phelps, it will be a matter of time before romo dumps jessica simp and she'll (jessica) making a play for him too...
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lol I don't think Michael Phelps gives a damn that he needs to wear a paper bag over his head. I'm sure girls are throwing themselves at him right now, and it ain't because of his looks or wonderful personality. :)
Who cares what people think when you're rich.
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Submitted by Oxygen on August 29, 2008 - 9:06am.
LMAO...no doubt...and he's worried about her seeing him eat...
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Gross. Now all I can think about is Phelps eating at the "Y".
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
What would happen if his chin and Aniston' chin met?
I really don't hate Carrie all that much, she could do better, just sayin'.
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LOL Uvula, Gomers
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*crosses fingers that Bales mom askes for another loan ASAP!!!!!*
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Submitted by snowpiece on August 29, 2008 - 9:59am.
imagine their greasy chins sliding off each other while his enorm dolphin tounge is jammed down her throat. You can tell by looking at him that he's a horrible kisser.
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LMAO...no doubt...and he's worried about her seeing him eat...
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Carrie is the quintessential cheerleader; always going for the big, dumb jock.
And of course he doesn’t want to eat…he wants to set his lil swimmers free in your pool, Carrie!
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
Sheeps, come here, it's sit on your face friday!
" fixing Sheeps ears"
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Submitted by christine the hoff on August 29, 2008 - 7:02am.
can't they pin his ears back like they do for dogs?
hahahaha. That's what your thighs are for.
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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.
I guess all this bitch'll date are the latest "it" guys in SI
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can't they pin his ears back like they do for dogs?
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
This really brings the phrase "bumping uglies" home. The very thought of it has shrunk my pee pee to the size of a small vagina.
Submitted by islandgirl on August 29, 2008 - 9:59am.
You know, if you ignored the ears, mouth, chin and nose, he wouldn't be half bad.
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If she sat on his face just right....