Michael Lohan Is On The Road To Becoming The Worst Person Ever!
When someone close to you passes away, you usually mourn their death by crying, watching Sally Field movies or eating a whole tub of Breyer's. Not Michael Lohan. His daddy died and what does he do? Issue a statement to OK! Magazine trashing White Oprah. Naturally. Michael is re-defining the meaning of "famewhore." Here's his rant:
"My father just, literally, died in my arms. I notified all my kids and my lawyer notified Dina's attorney. Let's see if she has the decency and respect to bring my kids to the wake and funeral.THIS will show her true colors! Thus, not even a call. But that's par for the course with Dina! She didn't even send a card or visit when he was sick."
Pepaw Lohan was probably taking his last breaths when Michael said, "Sorry Pop! I gotta run. OK!'s offices are closing in a bit. See ya when I see ya." Even Satan is saying, "Damn. That's cold."
I'm sure he'll trash White Oprah some more while delivering his daddy's eulogy.
Will Michael please just crawl into a rotten apple already and stay there for the rest of his days.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on August 29, 2008 - 8:24am.
"My poo baby, just literally, drowned in my toilet."
BLOOP.
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Wait--Hold the phone! I thought Michael Blohan WAS the poo baby.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Your Mom Ate ~ your eloquence is riveting! I want to be a vowel in the sammwich between you and Christine Hoff.
And Clarisse is the mustard in that sammwich.
He needs to go to rehab for media attention addiction...
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on August 29, 2008 - 8:24am.
"My poo baby, just literally, drowned in my toilet."
BLOOP.
Don't fret, I'm calling the New York times, the obit will run tomorrow.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Is it any wonder why Lindsey and her siblings are so screwed up? Their parents are both bat shit crazy fame whores. It would defy logic for their kids to have turned out normal.
Ok can get back to me after this miserable fuck is taking the eternal dirt nap.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
oh I, I just diiiied in your aarms toniiiight ...
and now it's in my head ...
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Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
"My poo baby, just literally, drowned in my toilet."
BLOOP.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
"My father just, literally, died in my arms." {{Sad puppy dog eyes, single tear}} Did you get that on film? I could do it again. You got it. Okay. I'm gonna move on to the pathetic loser face now.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on August 29, 2008 - 9:18am.
Karma is a big fat bitch you prick. I hope she sits on your face and lets it rip.
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Off Topic: Did you feel the earth move yesterday? ;)
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
Go tell it to the river, you slimy algae cuntjuice face!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by joanne on August 29, 2008 - 9:15am.
I didn't know we had to call OK magazine when a family member dies.
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I'm trying very hard not to but....LMAO.
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If we ignore him, will he go away?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
The C Word, my sentiments exactly.
Karma is a big fat bitch you prick. I hope she sits on your face and lets it rip.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
I like that he's dishing shit about the two cokeheads, but using your father's death to try and get pity from people who don't want anything to do with you is just dirty.
As much as I LOATHE the entire family (yes, even little Cody), he could have kept his mouth shut on this one. It's up to them if they want to mourn someone or not.
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Who does this useless douchebag think he is?
He thinks people care??
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
He needs a good kick in his slobbery pie-hole. Jack ass.
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I didn't know we had to call OK magazine when a family member dies.
Jesus, what a dick.
Oh he is so not gonna win Long Island Father of the Year.
I hate him for making me sympathize with Dina.
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
Impertinent Vixen ~ right on!
This jag-off needs to shut the hell up and be tied and thrown in LaBrea Tar Pits to rot.
What a nightmare. As you drift off into the sweet abyss of death, Michael fucking Lohan is the last thing you see? What a rip!
He has a really big gas bubble (beans and cabbage). Let's see if Dina has the decency to bring the kids to pull his finger.
Okay, Mikey. You're really starting to grate my nerves. Was your father as 'involved' in your children's lives as you are? Look, Mr. Born Again Christian, take out your bible. Open it to Matthew 23:12. Lean in close. {{Knees bible into Mikey's face}}
Jesus fucking christ! Keep your family drama and bullshit private! The rest of the world doesn't give a shit! Stupid self-involved asshole!
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
It's really quite humourous what he is saying and doing. He claims Samantha Ronson is using Lindsay for her money and to further her career but isnt that exactly what he and White Oprah did for years living off Lindsays money from her movies? Just saying.
Fucking piece of trash.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ