The SeX Files
David Duchovny has checked into rehab because he loves to do ze sexy times way too much. Like WAY too much. Like he's addicted to fucking. I guess that's a bad thing? David issued this statement to People:
"I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."
48-year-old David has been married to Tea Leoni for over 10 years. They have two kiddies together. David currently plays a shameless man whore on the show "Californication." Maybe this shit is research?
The first thing I thought when I read this was, "I'll be your enabler. Use your addiction on me! My no-no hole can take it. It's made of iron. You're Wino and I'm your crack pipe. Now smooooke me."
Then I thought that some scandalous shit must be on its way. I mean, when a celebrity bitch gets a DUI, they automatically check into rehab. David must have been caught with his chonies down. I just hope that shit was caught on high-definition!
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Heh. Mulder's a PERV.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Ummmmmm..maybe it's just me, but why would you issue a press release statement like that, about that ?? and asking for privacy no less ?
Very strange.
Fox Mulder is sexy as friggin hell though lol.
I'd help him through his addiction.
Ha! That Lainey's been hinting to this for months now... saw it coming from a mile away. I still love him though...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Totally shocked by this one.