The SeX Files
David Duchovny has checked into rehab because he loves to do ze sexy times way too much. Like WAY too much. Like he's addicted to fucking. I guess that's a bad thing? David issued this statement to People:
"I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."
48-year-old David has been married to Tea Leoni for over 10 years. They have two kiddies together. David currently plays a shameless man whore on the show "Californication." Maybe this shit is research?
The first thing I thought when I read this was, "I'll be your enabler. Use your addiction on me! My no-no hole can take it. It's made of iron. You're Wino and I'm your crack pipe. Now smooooke me."
Then I thought that some scandalous shit must be on its way. I mean, when a celebrity bitch gets a DUI, they automatically check into rehab. David must have been caught with his chonies down. I just hope that shit was caught on high-definition!
Many sisters insist that this tired old queen is horse-hung, yet we have seen no photographic evidence to confirm this.
Discuss!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 29, 2008 - 8:51pm.
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Gotta stand with Mrs. K on that one. There would be no evolutionary purpose to forsaking work and family in favor of a boink. It would leave your children vulnerable and reduce your income.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Submitted by hopskip on August 29, 2008 - 5:41am.
"LIFELONG MONOGAMY IS NOT NATURAL FOR HUMANS. THERE'S NOTHING 'BAD' ABOUT WANTING TO FUCK ALL THE TIME. IT'S COMPLETELY NATURAL.
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Yes, it's "natural," but it is not civilized. And there's nothing natural about wanting to fuck everything that isn't nailed down. That is pathological.
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
Submitted by paris herpes on August 29, 2008 - 5:44pm.
Hmmm...I wonder if he's the one who impregnated Minnie! SCANDAL!
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hahaha I was wondering the same thing.
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
Hmmm...I wonder if he's the one who impregnated Minnie! SCANDAL!
Your face!
popdope, believe it or not that was Will Smith! Him and Jada are swingers and sleep with different people, both men and women...how hot is that shit!?
Your face!
I hope he wasn't dealing with his ADDICTION as a family!
Submitted by hopskip on August 29, 2008 - 5:41am.
"LIFELONG MONOGAMY IS NOT NATURAL FOR HUMANS. THERE'S NOTHING 'BAD' ABOUT WANTING TO FUCK ALL THE TIME. IT'S COMPLETELY NATURAL.
Mating with as many partners as possible is only one genetic survival strategy, for men. (Women, since they can only be pregnant by one male at a time, tend more to shop around for better genes). Pair bonding, however is also a natural and arguably a more effective genetic survival strategy since humans have such long gestation periods.
I agree with you that a person should not have to incur the judgements and repression of society if he/she prefers a polyamorous lifestyle. But that is not really what anyone is objecting to here but to the lying, cheating and deception that those who want the best of both worlds will often resort to. Evolutionary programing, I'm sure you will agree, is not a justification for playing by a different set of rules than you agreed to.
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"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
wow, that was pure poetry mk, loves it
At least he has good company. For a humorous take on others with the problem check out, http://beema.wordpress.com/2008/08/29/beema-news-of-the-weird-august-29-....
Submitted by Morrissey on August 29, 2008 - 8:10am.
Hey dlisters!
I actually have some reliable info on this one, namely:
David Duchovny is smoking hot, and
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Meh, he's so-so.
He left me high and dry AND he doesn't like to cuddle afterwards.
AND I had to pay for dinner!!!!!
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
He's not suffering from "sex addiction", just a bad case of want-my-cake-eat-my-cake-itis.
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"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
yeah, and here's the thing (to someone below commenting about Tea):
when he married Tea, I'm sure he loved her... but the reason he married her, I think, is because of her family. she has a GREAT family, lots of extended family and modern 'nobility', if you will. A "good" family, in other words. That's something david never really had. His dad, who was some sort of Jewish activist, left his Gentile mother when he was young... not exactly the sort of thing that lends itself to happy holidays or warm family gatherings!
So, I think he really craved that, and Tea was there. I'm sure he cared for her, but it was not in the way that one should if one is going to marry someone.
/end david psychoanalyze rant. (heh, heh, "anal"yze.)
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
He had this problem YEARS ago, I remember hearing about it, then thinking about it every time I saw him in anything.
I was a fool to ever leave you
You were a fool to let me go
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 29, 2008 - 11:13am.
Morrissey, I think about 50 dlisters just simultaneously got out of their computer seats and went running towards L.A. so quickly that the gust of wind they left behind dried their fresh snail trails.
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hahaha ewwww, but glad i could help spread some, um, joy, Mom Taco! :p
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
Morrissey, I think about 50 dlisters just simultaneously got out of their computer seats and went running towards L.A. so quickly that the gust of wind they left behind dried their fresh snail trails.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Hey dlisters!
I actually have some reliable info on this one, namely:
David Duchovny is smoking hot, and
he will bang any bitch that is breathing, and that is a FACT.
he made lotsa sexay times with Minnie Driver when they were doing that movie together (Return to Me, i think it's called...)
he had so much sex with his wife, Tea, when they were engaged, she got some sort of ulcer on her FREAKING CERVIX... she had to take a break and he almost self-fucking-combusted.
so, ladies, from what i understand, if you offer it to him, no matter what you look like, as long as you look clean and somewhat put together, really, you could weigh like 300 lbs, he honestly will hit it, and you could that info to the bank...
(*Borat voice*) I am very excite! :-p
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
i don't believe there's such a "disease" as sex addiction...the better terminology would be "i like to fuck lots of different people who are not my committed relationship"...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
hes such a hot piece of ass. seriously. if we could only run into each other somehow......
I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK
Submitted by speakit on August 29, 2008 - 8:25am.
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I snorted coffee up my nose. Thanks a lot.
ohhh i wonder what he did. there must be more!!
Sex addict? More like cheater, cad, two-timer, rat, home-wrecker, selfish prick - you get the picture.
"All men are the same. If they're not fresh, they're rotten!"
(from "The Women")
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I agree with Dr. Dick. The term "sex addict" is a poor excuse for just being a plain old whore. He's like a little kid who keeps making excuses for bad behavior. He needs to grow up. Or get a frontal lobotomy.
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Submitted by Lor on August 29, 2008 - 7:46am.
I went to couples therapy with my "sex addicted ex husband". What a fucking joke. It was surreal having to listen and take advice from a therapist on all the preventative ways for him not to cheat on me, like he was suffering from a fucking disease. Maybe thats true if you classify narcissistic sociopathic behavior as a disease.
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ITA. Nacissistic sociopathic behavior--sounds like my ex who had another girlfriend while he was going out with me.
Then there's my uncle's ex-wife who had a child out of wedlock with a married man with whom she carried on an affair. Her behavior was described as a so-called symptom of her manic depression. Bullshit. Manic depressives have highs and lows during which they act erratically--they don't carry out meticulously drawn-out plans to cheat on their spouses as a result of their illness.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Dr. Dick on August 29, 2008 - 9:22am.
Total bullshit diagnosis. Your a whore David, roll with it, own it.
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Listen to him David. Not only is he Dr. Dick, he looks just like Yul Brynner.
Total bullshit diagnosis. Your a whore David, roll with it, own it.
sex addiction? isn't that being called 'human?' if that were the case and we all were sent to rehab, we'd over crowd faster than prisons.
Scandulous!!! Wasn't he a mate of JFK Jr.? Between the Lohan's and this, looking forward to a great holiday weekend on Dlisted!!!!
I went to couples therapy with my "sex addicted ex husband". What a fucking joke. It was surreal having to listen and take advice from a therapist on all the preventative ways for him not to cheat on me, like he was suffering from a fucking disease. Maybe thats true if you classify narcissistic sociopathic behavior as a disease.
If your man is a sex addict, my suggestion is to DTMF!
"LIFELONG MONOGAMY IS NOT NATURAL FOR HUMANS. THERE'S NOTHING 'BAD' ABOUT WANTING TO FUCK ALL THE TIME. IT'S COMPLETELY NATURAL. Our society is so fucked up with their forced sexual repression. People going to rehab for sex addiction!?!? Wilhelm Reich should be mandatory reading in our schools."
Unfortunately there is a big difference between having a healthy sexual appetite and being a sex addict/hypersexual. Hypersexuality is a serious disorder that can have awful repercussions for sufferers and their families.
I hate to say I have the same suspicions about the blind item, but then it was in the fucking daily star or whatever so I wouldn't put it past them just to make that shit up; they even make up interviews, for gawd's sake.
I wish him well. Sad for him and his family, and I have to say it is incredibly brave of him to come out and admit to suffering possibly the most humiliating addiction you could have in the public eye.
Damn. This thread did an 'Energizer Bunny' last night. MK's vacu-ass, that did it.
DAMN and IT! David, if you are such a slut, why the coffee mug? Douche or not, I'd do the nasty with him.
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OMG blind item..you guys are right
Tea should take his tv money and RUN
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The war isn't working.
So basically his wife FINALLY caught onto all the blind items about him fuckin his tennis instructor. Cheap cop out, this guy seems like a douche regardless.
'And I ran, I ran so far away, I just ran I ran all night and day...I couldn't get away.'
Yes...someone got caught being naughty naughty. Rehab is the new black.
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I'd ride up front.... hmmmmmm
He and Tea had been seperated for a while because of this. He is supposed to have about 5 or 6 girlfiends....
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I think DD is the blind item that was about a TV star who was in a failed summer movie that was sleeping w/ the tennis instructor.
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He is yummy,I would hit it big time!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Wasn't there a blind item a few weeks back about a star of a summer movie having to pay off his gay lover for raping him? Seems like that would be a sex addiction issue. He was also the star of the x-files movie this summer.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
I'd hit it!
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Dick happens! - MK
LIFELONG MONOGAMY IS NOT NATURAL FOR HUMANS. THERE'S NOTHING 'BAD' ABOUT WANTING TO FUCK ALL THE TIME. IT'S COMPLETELY NATURAL. Our society is so fucked up with their forced sexual repression. People going to rehab for sex addiction!?!? Wilhelm Reich should be mandatory reading in our schools.
OK, I agree with arrgh, my first thought was publicity stunt. Funny, he played a "sex addict" in Trust the Man and will play one (with a drinking problem) on the new Californ... season. Art imitating life or vice versa. Also, underage sex and a deal with the DA cums to mind. Hopefully the new season won't be as painfully lame as the last, like the bald headed manager and his "dominatrix" assistant.....that was some the corniest shite I heards on TV in a long time.
In this picture you see the American version of the "Great Haul of China"!
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
I'd hit it.
Is he dipping his stick in the coffee? LOL! Doesn't do it for me...
Dwight from the office is a "sex addict " too..his wife kicked him into rehab after she had a baby and he was still fucking all over the place. MESS
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The war isn't working.
im with mel tang he mustve fucked a room full of cop hookers and copped a plea with the DA to go to rehab ...where you learn how not to be what...an asshole??? love it...Hi i;m addicted to pussy and assholes... and I am powerless over my immaturity... PUHLEASE
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on August 29, 2008 - 1:02am.
One of my friends worked on "Return to Me," the movie he did with Minnie Driver. My friend says they were shagging during the entire shoot, even though he and Leoni were virtual newlyweds. He's a dog, for sure. Glad he's getting help, though.
I HATE MINNIE DRIVER>..she is such a whore and she fucks any guy that'll look at her sideways...dogface trustfund baby ..and then she whines in meetings... about her hurt feelings..UGH..she is the fuckin worst.
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The war isn't working.