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That didn't take long. Michael Lohan has responded to SamRo and HoHan's response about his response about their response? I'm fucking confused. There's so many statements being released through so many different channels. And White Oprah still isn't involved! Coke got her tongue?
Michael released this butt fuck statement to ABC News. I picture his nostrils flaring and drool spewing out of his mouth while he said this crap:
"Who's out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break. Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins.She's gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who's out of control? I go to church. I go and help people in rehab. That's control. How can she say I'm out of control? I want Lindsay to be in a good place. When I started looking at what Samantha was doing, dragging Lindsay to clubs, drinking around Lindsay .
Samantha is one of the biggest problems in her life.That's what Dina told me. I'm reacting on what Dina said, but then Dina steps out of the picture because she wants to look like the good guy. Dina's a two-face. She wants to try to look good and stay on Lindsay's good side instead of being a good parent. I don't give two hoots about my relationship with Lindsay as a friend. One day she's going to turn around to me and tell me, 'Daddy, you were right.?
Give daddy a Midol and a warm compress. He's out of control. And if that doesn't bring White Oprah out of hibernation, I don't know what will. White Oprah, show Michael who is the queen of statements!
Michael went on to say that he has text messages and recorded phone calls with White Oprah and HoHan. He threatened, "If they're going to say I'm lying, I'm out of control, I'm going to show that they're lying and they're out of control."
He's funny. Like he really has texts and recorded conversations with them. That's not how this family communicates! They communicate through shitty statements released to the media. His "recorded conversations" were probably pieced together using sound bites from "Living Lohan" and "Mean Girls."
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i have never seen a full on kiss on the lips of those two. Holding hands and neck nuzzling is the strongest I have seen. But if you have a link to their make out sesson, i would love to take this bucket off of my head....lol.
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
...there's nothing worse than a rehabbed douchebag pointing the finger!....you know White Oprah must be blowing a .24 somewhere with a big dick in her mouth or we would have heard from her by now too....
If this were the picture for Caption This.......
"Yes! I just nailed the guy behind me with a nuclear fart the size of Coco's camel toe!"
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
YEAH, STFU CONVICT!!!!!!!!
Who the hell does this guy think he is??? If I were his daughter, I would have paid some of my $7 mil to off him by now. Fuck that...ALL OF MY $7 MIL....HOW MUCH???? I'm in!!!! I'll bet SamRo would contribute as well!!!
I guess that explains where White Oprah is! Burying her head in the sand somewhere. Maybe this dope has a point. Maybe Dina is a two faced (opportunist). She use to try and say Lindsay and Sam were "just good friends" .... like she was embarrassed of the situation. In the meantime Lohan is sucking face and hold hands with Sam in public. So Dina must've been in her "denial" phase at that point. As for Dina and Michael holding down a conversation without killing one another, I find that hard to believe. She'd have to be on a coke binge for weeks before she'd confide in him about her feelings towards lindsay ... you don't back stab the piggy bank!
Micheal Lohan is my favorite hypocrite alive.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Why is he showing his fist? I remember his prison photo dressed in a tight see-through fishnet black shirt. What a perv.
Why does this asshat keep talking? Your daughter hates you, go away!
And it's funny how he's always going on and on about Lindsay's life, but never says a word about White Oprah whoring out his less attractive/famous kid. SamRo may be onto something........
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Submitted by Lilo84 on August 28, 2008 - 6:29pm.
Hmmm... is it wrong that I find him slightly attractive?
::Hides in the corner::
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YOU SHOULD BE SHOT.
*whispers* He's not a bad looking guy, is he?
Submitted by Lilo84 on August 28, 2008 - 6:29pm.
Hmmm... is it wrong that I find him slightly attractive?
::Hides in the corner::
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yeah, it's wrong...he's all kinds of broke-used-car-salesman-wife-beater-mini-dick-on-viagra disgusting. And disgusting is usually my mating call.
I agree with Michael. He's not out of control because he was never IN control to begin with.
The bracelet he's wearing must be called the ring of idiocy because like Deb said...Hohan has had to practically raise herself.
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As I sit staring into the eyes on that MLSlut...I realize I want to take and ax and whack off his schnozzola and feed it to an alligator. Is that wrong? I need not harm to a gator, they is cute...
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
All of these people are so repulsive to me that there are no winners here.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
SRSLY STFU ML!
Submitted by Laura on August 28, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by Lilo84 on August 28, 2008 - 4:29pm.
Hmmm... is it wrong that I find him slightly attractive?
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Oh, hell yes!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by MAD on August 28, 2008 - 6:19pm.
I like Lindsay so much better now that she is gayelling with Samantha. I love Samantha!! The only thing I feel for Lindsay right now in this mess is pity. She must be absolutely MORTIFIED... why can't her mum/dad/sister ever shut the fuck up???
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I'm glad someone else thinks so. She's been looking healthier since she began "gayelling", so I wonder if maybe sexual confusion was another one of her problems. Imagine having those horrible parents while being a young Hollywood star (at the time) and realizing you may be a lesbian---it's enough to drive anyone crazy.
Submitted by Lilo84 on August 28, 2008 - 4:29pm.
Hmmm... is it wrong that I find him slightly attractive?
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Ummmmm..... yes.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
Each one of them should stand back-to-back, take ten paces, turn, and stick the tongue out at the others.
Fucking, idiotic brats.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Hmmm... is it wrong that I find him slightly attractive?
::Hides in the corner::
"I'm here to kick butt and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta bubblegum"
I am with EvilShoe...I think the whole thing is staged but i do believe they are BFFs forever. Sam has given her guidance, understanding, and love way more than those weasel-assed parents ever did.
Of course many think I have my head in a bucket where Lindsay is concerned. I just can't hate on a child that has had to raise herself...
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by Sayonara on August 28, 2008 - 6:18pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 28, 2008 - 6:09pm.
I actually wouldn't be surprised if Lindsay got better roles and pay now because she's seen as more stable and even hotter property with Sam Ro.
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We will see. I know that Lindsay is filming more scenes for "Ugly Betty", so she is still getting work. Papa Lohan should be not be concerned about how much money his daughter makes per movie.
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good point, and even if they're playing lezzies in luv just for publicity, I'm hoping it works out for them in Hollywood just so she can make more change that creep can't touch, and maybe there's hope Dina gets chucked off the gravy train, too.
What kind of parent trashes his kid in public? Lindsay is not perfect but he is her dad. He should know better.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 28, 2008 - 6:09pm.
Papa Lohan irritates me because he is always talking out of his arse. Just hush up already because no one wants to hear you.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
I like Lindsay so much better now that she is gayelling with Samantha. I love Samantha!! The only thing I feel for Lindsay right now in this mess is pity. She must be absolutely MORTIFIED... why can't her mum/dad/sister ever shut the fuck up???
Submitted by Leatherette on August 28, 2008 - 6:09pm.
I actually wouldn't be surprised if Lindsay got better roles and pay now because she's seen as more stable and even hotter property with Sam Ro.
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We will see. I know that Lindsay is filming more scenes for "Ugly Betty", so she is still getting work. Papa Lohan should be not be concerned about how much money his daughter makes per movie.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
I don't feel sorry for any one of these media whores.
IMO SamRo and Lohan are using each other for publicity. I don't think they're licking the kitty, they are just getting media from the speculation.
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The need for media attention with this family is a epidemic.
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what a shit-weasel.
I feel sorry for all the children in this "family". None of them has EVER had parental guidance and they are looked at like the next paycheck. Can't help living the Effed up Lohan Life.
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Good grief. Those people are seriously fucked.
the whole sicko family needs to be buried alive in 1 giant pit. POOF! Problems solved!
I submit the opening statement in SamRo's Myspace rant from yesterday and then ask, who knows who the best?
"i really don't want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible-"
Of course, his response was given to/thru ABC news.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Sayonara on August 28, 2008 - 6:04pm
The fact it is starting to make me feel sorry for Lindsey is a big part of it.
He's been a asswipe tool forever, this we know.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Sayonara on August 28, 2008 - 6:02pm.
She's gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who's out of control?
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Your daughter Lo Lo Mr. Lohan. Lindsay is the only one to blame for her paycheck going down to less than one million dollars.
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I actually wouldn't be surprised if Lindsay got better roles and pay now because she's seen as more stable and even hotter property with Sam Ro -- maybe to pull in younger audiences as a supporting character, etc. Hope this comes back to bite him in the ass, he's obviously pissed that he's not sucking on her financial teat anymore.
AND he knows he can't get his skeezy mitts on that money Lindsay's drawing from her klassee tights 'n' kneepads collection.
Does Michael Lohan shave his arms?
Imagine for a *moment* him and Dina making fucky fucky times. NAST.
I know they don't deserve this much attention and everything, and I really do feel sorry for anyone caught in this mess who isn't Dina or Michael Lohan...but this is pretty damn entertaining.
Michael Lohan looks like a crazy motivational speaker in that picture.
The more I read about this asshat, the more I love my nice, normal dad.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
One day she's going to turn around to me and tell me, 'Daddy, you were right.'
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Uh huh. Sure. Right after she says, "Here's all of my money, there's world peace and did you hear? Satan froze to death."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 28, 2008 - 6:02pm.
Michael Lohan is really starting to piss me off with his self righteous bullshit.
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Starting, pfft! I guess you are just getting the memo. He has been working my nerves for awhile now.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
Submitted by Pernicious on August 28, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Michael makes Jesus cry.
And the rest of us.
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At this point, even Satan's not taking his calls -- hell hath no use for freeloaders.
She's gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who's out of control?
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Your daughter Lo Lo Mr. Lohan. Lindsay is the only one to blame for her paycheck going down to less than one million dollars.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
Michael Lohan is really starting to piss me off with his self righteous bullshit.
I don't defend Lindsey ever but she's better off without him. He can't even help himself, in more ways than one.
Fucking tool.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
So he is making a stupid foolio out of himself based on White Oprah's "two-faced" comments?. Goodness, this family is completely idiotic. This media-whore is actually throwing the stone, hiding the hand and blaming White Oprah for his lack of self-control and judgement?. Not that White Oprah is a pure saint or anything.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
& I can't believe I'm now for the first time ever feeling sorry for Lindsay's scraggly ass! fucking THANKS, asswart -- can smell your dentu-breath from here.
Dear Michael Lohan,
No one gives a sh** about you, your big mouth, your has been of a daughter, and that hideous Nextel phone that you choose to douchely wear on your waistband. Would you pleae do me, the Dlisted community, the media, and the world the courtesy of shutting the f*** up and going to somewhere far far away where you can never be heard from again ( I Sussgest hell). Thank you.
P.S. Kay Jewelers called, they said no, you can NOT do a payment plan to pay for your "no quite fiancee's" engagement ring.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
um can someone please how lindsay is using sam? i mean, isn't sam the one thats supposed to be rich? if anything lindsay's using her/him.
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
LMAO I can totally see Dina setting this knucklehead up...she's sitting back laughing her ass off at this.
FUCK, just hurry up and croak so you can meet Jesus quicker, bloodsucker.
If he seriously records their calls, isn't that illegal? I can see if it's a saved voicemessage, but recorded calls?
SHADY!
Michael makes Jesus cry.
And the rest of us.