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That didn't take long. Michael Lohan has responded to SamRo and HoHan's response about his response about their response? I'm fucking confused. There's so many statements being released through so many different channels. And White Oprah still isn't involved! Coke got her tongue?
Michael released this butt fuck statement to ABC News. I picture his nostrils flaring and drool spewing out of his mouth while he said this crap:
"Who's out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break. Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins.She's gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who's out of control? I go to church. I go and help people in rehab. That's control. How can she say I'm out of control? I want Lindsay to be in a good place. When I started looking at what Samantha was doing, dragging Lindsay to clubs, drinking around Lindsay .
Samantha is one of the biggest problems in her life.That's what Dina told me. I'm reacting on what Dina said, but then Dina steps out of the picture because she wants to look like the good guy. Dina's a two-face. She wants to try to look good and stay on Lindsay's good side instead of being a good parent. I don't give two hoots about my relationship with Lindsay as a friend. One day she's going to turn around to me and tell me, 'Daddy, you were right.?
Give daddy a Midol and a warm compress. He's out of control. And if that doesn't bring White Oprah out of hibernation, I don't know what will. White Oprah, show Michael who is the queen of statements!
Michael went on to say that he has text messages and recorded phone calls with White Oprah and HoHan. He threatened, "If they're going to say I'm lying, I'm out of control, I'm going to show that they're lying and they're out of control."
He's funny. Like he really has texts and recorded conversations with them. That's not how this family communicates! They communicate through shitty statements released to the media. His "recorded conversations" were probably pieced together using sound bites from "Living Lohan" and "Mean Girls."
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I wish SamRo and Lohan would just shut everybody up and elope, then honeymoon for like a year somewhere nice and far, far away.
"I go to church." Fcking LOL - is the church still standing? Has it been hit by lightning?? Damn, that's funny. Yeah, I pegged him as a good christian from moment #1.
Hey - aren't christians supposed to Turn The Other Cheek?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 28, 2008 - 6:59pm.
@K2,
i have never seen a full on kiss on the lips of those two. Holding hands and neck nuzzling is the strongest I have seen. But if you have a link to their make out sesson, i would love to take this bucket off of my head....lol.
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Deb: I can't find the exact links but if you're curious just google " lindsay lohan and sam kissing" and images will pop up .... There are atleast 2 that can't be misconstrued.
Mr. Lohans waist high pants has permanantly burned an image in my brain. Theyre nut riders.
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C'mon, you know you want to.. www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/ ..it's ok- I won't tell..
I'm actually with him on this one but wish they would do this face to face instead of through the media.
Yuck,they are so meesed up,I wish they would all go away.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
tha whole blohan family is effed up! more so than mine! booooyah
mee thinks this family is all about the dollas and being in tha news headlines!!!boooooya!
i kinda agree with him
Ahh this man gives me much entertainment...
Its fair to say he wasn't around when Linds was growing up.. hell she wrote a song about it. For him to bring up her earnings? wtf, has that cracker lost his mind? How can he blame Sam for Lindsay not earning as much money? She hasn't made many movies, maybe thats her choice? I certainly dont see Sam sitting there rocking back and forth in her chair "No work today.. my precious.."
Lindsay should write a "tell-all" about her dad. She'd only need one page with one word on it.
"Cunt"
Think of all the oxygen that is being wasted every time this zero fills his lungs. He should be banned from breathing by the courts.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I may be a bit prudish, but I find it offensive that a 50 yr old man is using the public airwaves (so to speak) to discuss issues he is having with his daughter's life. He should know better.
Sadly, feeble minded, immature individuals such as Michael Lohan will never learn.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
*removing stiletto* *repeatedly striking the bitch between the eyes*
Fame Whore.
All trash! All media whores! All bullshit! Sick of every last one of them and damn tired of their attempts to play their games in the media to create and beg for attention! I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if all of this is planned down to the last detail. Even if it isn't, it's still a major load of shit from a desperate group of cheap, $2 media sluts who will blow anyone for coverage!
Fuck 'em ALL!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
i'm over this dirtbag...my mind is wandering to that delightful ad..."so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!"
as seen on oprah...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Announcing that he has recordings of conversations was deliberate. Now..the fucking bastard sits back and waits for the media to call and he can strike a deal.
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LiLo's an adult. When she needed her daddy, her daddy was in the chokey. She doesn't need her daddy, any more. Face it, Daddy Dumbshit; you're yesterday's news.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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ROFLMFAO @ the friendship bracelet!!! BUAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
these people are all disgusting. I too have a soft spot for Lindsay though, even more now that I see what she's had to grow up with
Ugh... these frogs again.
Well, if I HAVE to take sides, I would tend to believe Michael before the two cokeheads. Wait, scratch that. They are ALL liars.
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Michael Lohan's comments sound reasonable so long as they are taken at face value and not subject to the true reality of the situation -- he is in fact whoring out his children just as much as his spendthrift, lizard-lipped ex-wife does, and whether or not he is his daughter's friend, if he were any kind of real man and a father he would be going ballistic that anyone is nosing into the very private lives of his kids. Instead, like a prissy little drama queen, he schemes on how he can benefit personally from the mess that ensues, and gossips to the press like a spurned [female] brat. I'd find it hard to believe if any other adult men respect this guy.
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"Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone," he told me, "always remember that not everyone has had the same advantages in life that you've had."
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How and why does this fool know the dollar figure of his daughter's income? How many millions does he get for being a rehab coach?
I made a meager $38,000 before taxes last year-- and I go to clubs. That must mean I am TOTALLY out of control!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I'd like to put both White Oprah and Michael Lohan in a car and drive it off a cliff. All the Lohan kids would be much better off, and we wouldn't have to see either of their self serving statements to the media.
Problem solved.
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This asshole has the parenting skills of a cuckoo and the IQ of pocket lint.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
doesn't he have a bastard daughter...this is the longest paternity test ever
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i hear Michael is going to have his own show !
He's going to disclose personal phone calls from Dina and texts from Lindsay.
Somebody help this family !
Lindsay needs 2 repent (turn 180 degrees) -
Lindsay knows wrong from right - she just doesn't care.
Oh well -
Peace
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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on August 28, 2008 - 8:09pm.
Submitted by speakit on August 28, 2008 - 7:02pm
No way... I like myself too much to change anything about myself, including the bad parts.
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Good for you! More people need that type of confidence. :)
P.S. The world needs assholes in order for people to appreciate the good ones in their lives...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by speakit on August 28, 2008 - 7:02pm
No way... I like myself too much to change anything about myself, including the bad parts. No one's perfect, and I'm certainly not as bad as I paint myself to be sometimes. My cousins on the other hand... Very possibly the worst people you could ever meet, with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 28, 2008 - 7:59pm.
@SpeakIt,
I know you are new to our TEAM DLISTED, but I am glad and grateful that you are here. You is phunnie!
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Thanks. I'm having a little fun and if anyone's having fun with me, that's a good thing.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on August 28, 2008 - 7:55pm.
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I've certainly seen it go that way too. Since you used yourself as an example, and I am not being facetious AT ALL, if you see those characteristics within yourself, by your own admittance, why not change them? You spoke of yourself as if you wish you were different. That it's UNfortunate. It's your fortune. You can change it.
@SpeakIt,
I know you are new to our TEAM DLISTED, but I am glad and grateful that you are here. You is phunnie!
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by speakit on August 28, 2008 - 6:44pm
I wish that were true, but I know plenty of people who have had toxic upbringings, me included (not due to my parents, though, just the rest of the fucked up family...), and sadly mmost of them, me included, are jaded, selfish assholes who get by in life using people. And Lilo never really struck me as being empathetic to anyone...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Such a sad family. Yep it pays to have a mom and dad. Look how lucky the Lohan children are.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 28, 2008 - 7:39pm.
I just wanna say...
It takes YEARS to overcome a toxic upbringing.
I mean, or so I've heard.
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But in the end, often those people are the strongest and most empathetic. Great wisdom is gained through suffering, though I certainly don't suggest it as a child rearing strategy.
ewww, grossss. I typed all serious. {{washing hands}}
I just wanna say...
It takes YEARS to overcome a toxic upbringing.
I mean, or so I've heard.
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
I wish ALL the fucking Lohans would STFU.
Keep private shit, PRIVATE!!!!!
No one fucking cares about you bunch of fucking wankers!!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 28, 2008 - 7:33pm.
@SpeakIt!
soi lkjliji kljries, jise klxawo sha sin...OLL! There you go buddy, a speaking in tongues just for yu. My name is DebFrmHell after all!!!!!
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I will heal you. I will abolish the devil from your body. Just make a 'gift' of $59.95 or more to 1-800-I-SPEAK-IT. God Bless.
Lindsay is pretty pathetic human, but with the parents she has, how could she be anything but? As much as I can't stand her, I'm actually surprised that being a sexually promiscuous drug addict is the worse thing that's happened with her. If those two were my parents, I'd get a name change and seek out the witness protection program for a new life.
@SpeakIt!
soi lkjliji kljries, jise klxawo sha sin...OLL! There you go buddy, a speaking in tongues just for yu. My name is DebFrmHell after all!!!!!
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Damn, ML is ten shades of insane, shady, and a money-grubber. When is he going to learn to just shut that stupid gob of his? And Michael, you betrayed your true reason for "concern" when you mention Lindsay isn't making the big bucks anymore. Why the fuck does that concern you? Unless, of course, you were in cahoots with White Oprah to leech off your CHILD, who you did not help raise (I believe good ol' cocaine, and Jack Daniels did...). God damn asshole, I wish one of his crack addicts "rehab" shoots his ass one of these days. You're actually making me feel very sorry for someone I don't usually spare pity for. And you dragged my ass out of commenting retirement, dagnabit!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
@Mrs K,
I always been a kind of Lohanloonie. PSL thinks I have my head in a bucket as to the gay aspect of their relationship. But I just do not see it as that.
I have never seen any of her movies. I just like the kid.
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by hookah88 on August 28, 2008 - 7:18pm.
"i guess everybody who don't go to church is "out of control"
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pffft... sometimes I start speaking in tongues. I just can't contain my enthusiasm. The holy spirit takin' over my body. I jump up and down, yelling "PRAISE JESUS!"
Maybe I should go to church to get that under control.
lol..i guess everybody who don't go to church is "out of control". he's the douchiest douched that ever douched! mk please use another pic of this guy, that child-toucher smile is freakin me out!
Dr Phil can heal this family, but they have to wait for sweeps week.
Submitted by mahaatma on August 28, 2008 - 6:57pm.
Hahaha.
I'm sure White Oprah's "statement" is on its way.
Maybe Access Hollywood.
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Is Daddy Dumbshit setting the foundation to have LiLo declared incompetent and then become her conservator a la Daddy Spears?
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He's a pathetic excuse for a father. If he really cared about his daughter he would keep his mouth shut about her and not speak to the media about her at all. If he's got issues with her he needs to tell her himself instead of going about it the way he does - by speaking to a news outlet. He disgusts me.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 28, 2008 - 3:24pm.
I just can't hate on a child that has had to raise herself...
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HELLO?!?!?!!? Have I not been saying that since Day One?!?!!?
*crickets*
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
I guess this means Lindsay wont be throwing a Bridal Shower for him and the the new Step-Ho-Mom.
i can almost agree with him..almost. but considering he's never been the best parent, eh, stfu already. face the fact LiLo is not 12 anymore and if she wants to ruin, oops too late, if she's happy her career is ruined, wants to waste her millions and get her some SamRo...then go for it. Just stay off the streets when you are having a fall off the wagon moment.
team nobody on this one.
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