Oh, Really?
America's new sweetheart? Sourfart is more like it. Now, I don't know what "Supermodels Unlimited" magazine is, but I'm pretty sure the only place they publish it is at Six Flags Magic Mountain. This mess looks like it was put together in a booth next to the popcorn stand.
Do you know what I'm babbling about? When I was younger, one of my favorite things to do at an amusement park was to get my picture taken for the cover of some generic magazine. My gay ass would usually choose "FASHION" or "CUTE" magazine. Thankfully, I've burned that shit along with my Barbizon diploma. Some things are better left unseen.
That's totally what White Oprah and Ali Lohan did. Or maybe thanks to the magic of the interwebs, they used MagMyPic.com. They should have went with "Vague" magazine. It would've made more sense.
Here's more of 45-year-old Ali in that Supermodels Unlimited mess. Homegirl is in dire need of a Glamour Shots makeover.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on August 28, 2008 - 3:44pm.
FYI BITCH...if you were in a "normal" family, you wouldnt have a REALITY SHOW!!!!
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Great point, Nova!
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Boy thats one hell of a white trash scrowl and face isn't it?
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
that whole magazine reeks of "cheap" WTF is she wearing? oh, and also Ali, you got your boobs done, you may wanna get start it on the nose now....
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Submitted by Clarisse on August 28, 2008 - 2:36pm.
lmao... You're exqueefed.
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holy shiz her face is slanted... i thought just her eye was wonky but it's the whole damn head! WONKFACE!
UMBERPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Since when is nepotism a good enough reason for stardom. Could you imagine if all the siblings of celebrities starting coming out of the woodwork. This stupid little person better stay her ass in school, and hopefully she'll have a day job to look forward to.
“The reality show that I am doing with my family is a great way to show that we are actually a normal family and not some freaks the tabloids make us out to be.”
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FYI BITCH...if you were in a "normal" family, you wouldnt have a REALITY SHOW!!!!
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Submitted by Hekki on August 28, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Submitted by M.E.a: "This 45 year old teenager looks like a prenose job Asslee."
That's who I thought it was, too.
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Now that you guys mention it...she really does look like asslee. Only more "mature"...lol.
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I'm sorry but she is just not pretty. She looks like an ugly version of her sister. And as for the other "models" I don't even know what to say.
the magazine cover she should be on is "nobody" magazine...plenty of folks belong on and in the pages of that magazine...
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Good Job White Oprah, whore out the other slut for some blow money. I'm sure this one will make it to 17, maybe 18 before she's in rehab or making weekly visits to the ER for "exhaustion".
*eye rolls*
“The reality show that I am doing with my family is a great way to show that we are actually a normal family and not some freaks the tabloids make us out to be.”
Uh, don’t put all the blame on the tabloids, honey...a lot of that lies with your mother, your father, and your sister too.
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I'd be curious to see the response of actual models to this ridiculous rag.
Baby blohan is just another talentless plastic celebutard riding the ever diminishing wave of her limited popularity.
When they dump the crap reality show her mommy will have her doing porn.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Where's the Racist of the Year option on magmypics??
VOTE UMBERTOOOO!!!
Submitted by M.E.a: "This 45 year old teenager looks like a prenose job Asslee."
That's who I thought it was, too.
Is sweetheart now synonymous with slut?
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America's new sweetheart???? Uh, exqueef me?
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ohhhhhh look it's one of those myspace apps where you can upload your photo into a fake cheap a^^ rag!!!!
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For a magazine with the title "Supermodels", there doesn't seem to be real super models in it. Who the heck appointed, Tila Tequilla, Ali Lohan and Adrienne Curry, Supermodels? They are more like reality show leeches if you ask me.
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Barbizon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA...Mk...you never cease to amaze me with the old-school shizz you pull out of your no-no hole. ;P
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What a fugly little tramp!! I know bitch looks 40, but holy hell dont these people know she is 14?? Not a supermodel...not a "sweetheart"....she's a fucking low-han!
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This 45 year old teenager looks like a prenose job Asslee.
Hideous.
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bitch, stop filling your lips and get a fucking nose job already!! That'll make you look younger..say, 38?
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Jeez, why would any mag use her on its cover. Printing press must be in Lohan's basement.
GOD DAMN! Its like a trifecta of ugly people post today.
I think that page has the "Models" real ages
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
"America's Sweetheart?" I barely even know who this bitch is. All she's done is be HoHan's sister.
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Ashley Simpson: Pre Nose job. so pretty, so fat, so SAD.. hahah.. no j/k..I took that from the side ads.. lol
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
what a coinkidink, I just got a myspace bulliten that one of my "friends" is in this mag and I was like WTF is it? now I know.
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Oh SNAP, MK said SourFART.. ROTF!!!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!