Oh, Really?
America's new sweetheart? Sourfart is more like it. Now, I don't know what "Supermodels Unlimited" magazine is, but I'm pretty sure the only place they publish it is at Six Flags Magic Mountain. This mess looks like it was put together in a booth next to the popcorn stand.
Do you know what I'm babbling about? When I was younger, one of my favorite things to do at an amusement park was to get my picture taken for the cover of some generic magazine. My gay ass would usually choose "FASHION" or "CUTE" magazine. Thankfully, I've burned that shit along with my Barbizon diploma. Some things are better left unseen.
That's totally what White Oprah and Ali Lohan did. Or maybe thanks to the magic of the interwebs, they used MagMyPic.com. They should have went with "Vague" magazine. It would've made more sense.
Here's more of 45-year-old Ali in that Supermodels Unlimited mess. Homegirl is in dire need of a Glamour Shots makeover.
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Why does it look like "America's Sweetheart" has a fake nose on? It looks too dark for the rest of her face-like a clip on nose.
She is unfortunate looking-she'll never be anything more than Hohan's little sister.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by Hairicane on August 28, 2008 - 3:40pm.
SNORE TIMES.
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Ain't that the truth. I'm gonna actually go take a nap now. Haha. Farewell, my dlisted fake friends! <3
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she is so ugly........
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
SNORE TIMES.
how sad.
I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK
One of those necklaces looks like an old phone cord...
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
whack.
whack.
whack.
If I were wonder woman, I would fly my clear jet in there and take this poor girl to somewhere safe before the cannibals ate her for lunch.
Okay, she also looks like a cross between Angie Harmon and LeeLee Sobieski.
And wouldn't it drive you crazy if you were wearing a bunch of ugly necklaces that were pinning your hair down on your shoulders?
Some poor dude halfway around the world got scalped so that she could wear that wig. Can I see that chick's picture, too?
Shit, On the View this morning, The KardAssian threeheaded-six-titted-hormone-monster yelped to Babwa in the key of F that they were just Normal.
Having a coke snorting slut mother help you stage out the right fuck me dead eyed pose for national tv and magazines targeted to the audience of slpbs who need something to wank off to is not normal.
Can we take all of the reality television people and keep them quarantined on Suvivor island? Their punishment would be no publicity, no camera crews, no photoshop tweakers, and no script. nothing.
I'm a Barbizon Graduate too! I was voted "Most Congenial" in my class. If they only knew what I was saying behind their backs! lol
Why does it look like she has shit stains on her nose?
Ali, your entire family is EPIC FAIL. Tell your mother to stop brainwashing you and go get your fucking education.
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WTF??? A 14 yr old GIRL should not be dressing up like that.
Geezus, White Oprah is a pimp. What a reckless pile of nauseating crap.
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You are dead on right there. Did you ever see Tracey Ullman's impression of Dina? She did several of them. It's on YouTube.
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I'm gonna go watch right now; I'll bet it's really funny!
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 28, 2008 - 2:12pm.
my mother is using me to ameliorate her own failures in life, and would clearly step over my dead body and that of my sister if it got her camera time.
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You are dead on right there. Did you ever see Tracey Ullman's impression of Dina? She did several of them. It's on YouTube.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I don't think it's a good idea to look older than your older sister.
I have not heard of this magazine -- is it a major publication?
As far as Ali Lohan being "America's Sweetheart," maybe "sweetheart" is new street slang for "my mother is using me to ameliorate her own failures in life, and would clearly step over my dead body and that of my sister if it got her camera time."
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Does anyone else think "Strip Tease Person" and then burst out laughing whenever they see Ali? I'm not the only one, am I?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Sooo, when she's thirty five she'll look fourteen?
I think her face is looooooong.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I HOPE SHE FALLS ON A PITCHFORK!!
She looks like early 80s Pete Burns.
MK, I bought your Barbizon Diploma at a gay-rage sale....Your Hollywood Trash.... Love Helen Lawson
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Prize-fighter schnozz, there. Is Supermodels Unlimited one of those escort mags they leave for free in Vegas hotel rooms?
haha
Here's the website for the mag
http://www.supermodelsunlimited.com/
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okie: he dond fine it fuddy?
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America prefers it's sweethearts to not be 14 years-old, and look like a 35 year-old Ho that works the Vegas convention circuit.
I really hate the ugly chain over hair look and those quotes... "The reality show is supposed to make us look normal..." Bwhahahaha. Oh yes, we all looked like we were 35 at 14 and everybody had moms that partied all the time and whored us out, didn't we?
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Snowyfromthblock! HAHA OMG, I try to talk like that @ home to my husband about Jaslene, & he gets mad! *flips him off using sign*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
So we just saw what Michael Jackson would look like if he didn't ever use plastic surgery, makeup or drugs, is there a similar application for Ali Lohan?
okie: wud did u say do me?
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MK no worries. Augusten Burroughs is another
hidden graduate of Barbizon. For real.
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Snowy, Yes, but that fell on Deaf's ears. *giggles repeatedly* wat are who speaking aboud.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
okie: didn't you used to make fun of Jaslene with me?
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Submitted by FritoDorito on August 28, 2008 - 12:56pm.
or better yet the "dead prostitute" parts.
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PERFECT!!!!!!
You nailed it, Frito. All net no rim.
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
Supermodels Unlimited? Riiight. Magmypic is exactly what they did. Another one of Dina's attempts at whoring her out. I seriously doubt Ali's acting career is going to go further than getting the "girl behind counter" or the "prostitute" or better yet the "dead prostitute" parts.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Oh good gravy :insert eyeroll:
She is not in the least bit attractive. She's not hideous, but she is by no means a beauty.
I wonder if she knows she will never get her childhood back.
*crying on the inside for poor little Ali*
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
She looks like a huge Gorilla w/ all tht hair in her face..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
America's Sweetheart, my arse!!
Half of America doesn't know who this kid is and the other half don't care.
I have never in all my life seen such an old looking 14 year old. 17 year old working girls down by 11th avenue pier look younger
And who are those whores in that spread?
I mean, I wouldn't be proud to be in the same spread as Alien Ant Farm Tila Tequila
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"America's sweetheart" MY ASS
This is vomit inducing.
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WHAT HAS SHE ACTUALLY DONE? Looks like WO has started her own cheap ass publishing. This girl has more make up on than WO and Lilo combined.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on August 28, 2008 - 12:48pm.
My mom sent me to make me more feminine. Didn't take. I'm still a Tom Boy.
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HAHAHAHAHA, you, too? My mom soooo wanted a girly girl.
Never gonna happen.
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
dude, bitch looks like khloe kardashian in this pic! scary ugly.
AWW she thinks her family is normal.
Ali, you're all freaks for real. I mean, your lips are as freaky as they get.
I didn't even recognized her when I first saw this. I thought: Who's this washed up whore? I was right
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Did Woprah invent this mag just to get Ali on the cover??
this is actually a very prestigious magazine among models - how the hell she got in here - i can only guess her father "did" a "favor"......
when she's of age, i will start picking on her about her future coke lines....
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"A good friend will bail you out of jail; a great friend will be sitting in the cell next to you"
SO.FUCKING.UGLY.
This makes me homocidal.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
She is homely looking. In the one pic her face looks greasey. Also it looks like she is in 30's.
You are a fool to have burned that Barbizon diploma...I'd have that shit silkscreened on a t-shirt.
Who the fuck is Ali Lohan, anyway?! Seriously, without her relation to SamRo's girlfriend she's completely unrecognizable.