Oh, Really?
America's new sweetheart? Sourfart is more like it. Now, I don't know what "Supermodels Unlimited" magazine is, but I'm pretty sure the only place they publish it is at Six Flags Magic Mountain. This mess looks like it was put together in a booth next to the popcorn stand.
Do you know what I'm babbling about? When I was younger, one of my favorite things to do at an amusement park was to get my picture taken for the cover of some generic magazine. My gay ass would usually choose "FASHION" or "CUTE" magazine. Thankfully, I've burned that shit along with my Barbizon diploma. Some things are better left unseen.
That's totally what White Oprah and Ali Lohan did. Or maybe thanks to the magic of the interwebs, they used MagMyPic.com. They should have went with "Vague" magazine. It would've made more sense.
Here's more of 45-year-old Ali in that Supermodels Unlimited mess. Homegirl is in dire need of a Glamour Shots makeover.
VIA ONTD
Love the part where she says they're just a normal family and not a freakshow. Where do I start?
I guess she is ok..nothing spectacular about her to be a super model..
Damn that magazine must have been really reaching. Ali is barely a model, much less a supermodel. I thought she was trying to have a singing career or whatever it is she does...besides being related to Lilo who is barely an actress herself. They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.
Your face!
Submitted by JoMama on August 28, 2008 - 10:35pm.
If she's pretty enough to be a model, then I'm freakin Santa Claus...oh, and since when is Tila "I'm a whore for both sides" Tequila been considered a "supermodel"?
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No, no, no. It's GOOD these unattractive girls are models. It makes me feel pretty.
There is nothing they can do to make that mess pretty,the same with Rumer Willis.They are just to damn ugly to fix.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
GIVE ME A FUCKIN BREAK
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The war isn't working.
Ba-jeez. This girl is an uggo. I feel bad for her. She got her mothers perfectly aged look.
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
Submitted by James Haven on August 28, 2008 - 10:34pm.
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True, but MaryKay does have large bags, just large enough to fit over her head.
In the layout withthe other "Supermodels" Ali really looks like that bastard Lohan. Where's Montel when you need him?
If she's pretty enough to be a model, then I'm freakin Santa Claus...oh, and since when is Tila "I'm a whore for both sides" Tequila been considered a "supermodel"?
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Submitted by Sluttsville on August 28, 2008 - 11:01pm.
SmOOches Slutts!
James Haven fears not even the great MaryKay can help this poor child.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by James Haven on August 28, 2008 - 10:26pm.
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By her looks, she could have used a few coatings of Mary Kay too.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
James Haven was supposed to be on the cover of that magazine but they tossed him aside like an old piece of lettuce to put Grandma Ali on the cover!
She doesn't have James Haven's flawless skin, high cheekbones or soft lips! This is an outrage and Angie is doing nothing about it.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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U-G-L-Y, You ain't got no alibi/You're ugly, you're ugly, MY mama says you're ugly!
I wonder if you can get that jem of a magazine with airline miles...
Did Janice Dickinson get another facelift?
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I wonder if this is another Peter Davy production. You know, the PORN director her slut mom pimped her out to. I wonder if she was in "Breast wishes 14- the Sequel."
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Not only a 45 year-old, a skinny, shapeless, ugly 45 year-old!
BTW, none of those hos pictured on the index page are "supermodels". There ARE no more supermodels! To see the only and original ones, check out Vanity Fair with Carla Bruni on the cover for the story.
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This hoing out your children is getting to be big business.
Dina is doing a lovely job whoring out Ali. She'll be almost as aonnoying as Lindsay soon.
Great parenting Dina.
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"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
Only because it is too funny not to be seen again, I give you Anderson Cooper~TA DA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2gfiAOLBOo
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 28, 2008 - 1:08pm.
Sooo, when she's thirty five she'll look fourteen?
I think her face is looooooong.
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CTH-- Noooooooooooooo, when she's thirty five she'll be sucking dick on Hollywood Blvd. Duh. How's our mutual stalker tonight? Just asking.
I predict that this one goes nowhere FAST.
She won't even show up on the "whatever happened to?" radar
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
One of these days, I'm going to find this girl, and scrub the makeup off her face using steel wool, slap that restalyne out of her lips, give her an ass whooping of a lifetime, and brainwash her into behaving like a normal KID, not a forty-something used up hooker...
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"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
....shouldn't this one still be playing with Leggos?...and waiting for her period?....
Oh, that poor, poor bitch...*giggle, giggle*...It's wrong I'm enjoying this, but it's not DListed wrong I'm enjoying this...and that's all I care about...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I know she's only a teenager (supposedly), but holy fuck, she's ugly. And LOL at "Supermodels Unlimited"!
America's New Sweetheart, my ass.
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Someone needs a nose job. Can yo guess who...
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Poor thing. It's sad when your truck stop hooker sister is 100 times prettier than you. I cannot stand her lips! They freak me out, they're so thin!
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what U Weekly is to classy for the Hohan????????????? I have never hear of this magazine in my life
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
someone needs to scrub her face, put her in appropriate 14 year old clothes and sign her up for soccer. oh! I forgot- white oprah is her mother.
Hollywood 101, being born a Lohan is automatic fame
I was just looking at photos of her on prothinspo and she looks so much older in the past couple of months.. wow, what a difference a day makes.
OMG that biz is FUGLEH...on top of the whole "no talent" thing...=P
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Is this mag a vanity publication?
Whatever it is, barf.
What the Fuck are they doing to this kid? She is 14 years old for Christ sakes!!! Next she will be doing commericals for Vodka or birth control. Her mother is a fucking skanky pimp for whoring out her daughter....
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America's new sweetheart?!? According to whom, exactly? Everyone I've spoken to thinks she's a BRAT. Why must her ugly ass mug be pushed into our faces against our will??? I'm off to go bunch a punching bag and pop a Prozac or something...
so i guess the whole focusing on the singing career thing didn't work out so we are doing anything that comes our way to make money and become a fame ho??? i dunno, everything this family says and does is pure bullshit because they always do the exact opposite a few months/years later.....everyone can see thru what a terrible mother/manager Dina is...can't have it all honey...and p.s. who ever the hell styled Ali should be fired....it's supposed to ba a so called model/fashion rag and they can't even style her properly...this looks like we are back in 2001 when loads of pearls and black tights were the new cutting edge thing....effing losers....(not Ali...she's just being used..i'd adopt her and take her away from that shit and her up right!)
Hekki
You're welcome.
That's pretty funny though, that website is all kinds of budget.
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El Dude/Walter'08
She looks nothing like Lindsay. At least she's not dressed all slutty. What does she do? Act? Sing? Anything?
I just want to pull her hair out from under that necklace. I can almost feel it around my neck just looking at the picture.
Ali Lohan's face is about as alluring as unused toilet paper. She looks so natural and relaxed in front of the camera ... NOT.
Whether we like it or not, I fear we're in for the long fucking haul of Lohans. Let's pray that Ali gets knocked up real early, noooo, lets pray she's barren.
Miss Priss: Thanks for the link. The girls are all kind of pretty in a beauty pageant way, but I didn't see any "Supermodel" material there.
I checked it out and it turns out they have contests! A model search with a $35 entry fee (no limit on contestant entries!) and a monthly Supermodel of the Year contest ($50 to submit unlimited photos). I'm guessing they make their revenue from pretty girls who overestimate their looks and advertisers of Phoebe Price-style clothing, photographers and modeling "agencies".
HA HA HA HA
Um.. she's not modeling material. Sorry to burst her bubble. She's ugly and bold and bland and meh.
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In the last thumb she looks like a man in a wig until you enlarge it. Then she just looks crappy.
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So I'm a weirdo so forgive my comment okay, but I swear it's the bottom lash eyeliner that ages these bitches. I mean why top and bottom? You're not gay, no need to switch hit. Pick one or the other. Also maybe a natural brown or something instead of whore black which by the way I have TONS of, but I'm a grown ass woman and not a 14 year old going on slut.
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I love my Brangelina like I love my stilettos...Hot, sexy, and a pain in the ass.
It looks like the magazine couldn't afford to Photoshop these pictures so they used MS Paint instead. And she's stolen her outfits from the Sacajawea museum.
Crapface is the new Crapface
In the second thumbnail, she's featured alongside "celebrities" like adrienne curry, tila tequila, and jaslene gonzalez. Classy.
HAHAHA!!! I remember those lame faux magazines.. they're right up there with the make your own rock video booths.. ahhh good times