Would You Hit It?
Teri Hatcher is looking sexy hot! The Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe Diet is really working for her! For serious! It's the Queen King of Pop working it in an Ann Taylor Loft blazer and pajama pants at the Planet Hollywood Hotel in Las Vegas last night. I think we finally know what happened to Bubbles. Jacko is wearing him on his head. Honestly, couldn't Raquel Welch fix Jacko up with a wig that doesn't look like Little Richard's merkin?
That being said, I'd hit it in a pool filled with Jesus Juice. Well, a hardcore slut likes variety and isn't afraid to try new things. All you gotta do is close your eyes, hold your breath and do it for the sake of your slutty reputation.
P.S. - Click here to see what Jacko would look like today if he didn't eff up his face.
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I wasn't trying to be insulting. I was just trying to defend MJ.
But I won't waste my time doing that since you obviously don't care.
But Michael Jackson is the best and he is INNOCENT! AND HE'S THE KING!!
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Believe whatever you want dear, I don't care. But when you insult people stating your beliefs, your fair game.
Ok, so I made a small spelling mistake. They are other things going on in the world.
But for you to sit here and say he's a child molester is way off! He is INNOCENT!! What the hell do you know about Michael Jackson anyway? Or the case or what he went through? Were you there? The people who accused him of that were lying because they wanted his money and because they were jealous of his success that they tryed to take advantage of him. He has helped so many people and donated so much money and things to children and people, all he's ever done is entertain the world and show people how to love one another. And people like you don't appreciate it or don't understand him.
He's never done anything bad at all.
And I don't care what you say because you're wrong.
Thank you!
You're telling people to 'get a life' posting at the same blog they are, while you vehemently defend someone I'm assuming you don't know, insulting others because they've insulted a celebrity that I think, for most, it's common knowledge he's a child molester. On top of it, you can't spell the last name of the person for whom you intend on voting. It was amusing. That would be my point.
So, what's your point then?
Submitted by Appletree on August 30, 2008 - 6:23pm.
Can't you people stop talking nasty of MJ!
What is wrong with all of you!?
I think Michael looks very handsome and "so what" if he wants to wear pj's in public. Is it hurting you? Maybe he likes it, why don't you mind your bizz and quit minding others.
Oh, and Michael is totally innocent!! Stop the trash talk.
You people sit on here and waste your time posting crap about other people you don't even know a thing about!! Get a life already!!
AND JOHN MACCAIN FOR PRESIDENT ALL THE WAY!!!!
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That entire post seriously had me LOLing.. and vote for M*A*CCAIN as the finale. LOLOL
Can't you people stop talking nasty of MJ!
What is wrong with all of you!?
I think Michael looks very handsome and "so what" if he wants to wear pj's in public. Is it hurting you? Maybe he likes it, why don't you mind your bizz and quit minding others.
Oh, and Michael is totally innocent!! Stop the trash talk.
You people sit on here and waste your time posting crap about other people you don't even know a thing about!! Get a life already!!
AND JOHN MACCAIN FOR PRESIDENT ALL THE WAY!!!!
he rather looks like bretharian (the diet freaks, who don't eat at all)
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He looks so skinny and his clothes are a mess,but yes,I would def hit it!!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Those glasses look cute.....................on Nicole Ritchie! SMDH!
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Soldyah Gurl on some train to brooklyn last year.
Despite the fact that he is a pedo, well, I believe anyway, that picture is sooo sad. I just want to hug him and stuff twinkies down his throat until he gains 30 lbs. I think he made have taken the macrobiotics diet to the next level...
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
please don't hit it y'all, it looks fragile!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Bitch, please - you must have a mental disease.
Assume the position and get back down on your knees.
WTF? I am just speechless...
At first glance I thought this was another Jonas brother post...
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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He has more girlish figure than me (and I have curves)...BITCH!!!
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'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
Dang, I'm totally envious of that haircut, I'm going to ask for that cut.
*prints photo and cuts out face so hairdresser won't laugh"
James Haven and Jermaine are really good friends. Jermaine said he doesn't know what happened to Michael. When he turned white, when he lost his nose, when Lisa Marie left him. James Haven told him to forget those puzzling questions and just remember what he used to be.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by jussayin on August 28, 2008 - 9:11pm.
Yeah- the writer in the link really made me feel sympathetic to him too. I was surprsed by my reaction. I have no frame of reference, so I question if this fall could be attributed solely to a longing for a childhood.
I thought he was a wax figure from Madame Tussaud's...FREAK!
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Submitted by almostfamous88 on August 28, 2008 - 8:22pm.
lmao...nice fucking shoes
OH MY GOD. BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I hadn't even NOTICED Michael's kicks ah ahahhah. I'm in tears now. Poor Michael. Lawdamercy.
Michael Jackson has to be one of the most bizarre stories ever. If i wasn't living in these times and someone told me a story about "Once upon a time there was a black guy who..." i would vehemently call bullshit on that. This guy's life blows my mind to pieces.
I feel too sorry for him to hit it, plus I would be scared his nose would fall right off and I'd would be too skeezed to want to pick it back up for him.
If you ever think of a story of a person who had EVERYTHING and lost it, it's the Michael Jackson story (well the Britney Spears story is not too far behind). In that link, the article made me feel so bad for him but yet I'm sure there were good people who tried to tell him and warn him but he kept listening to stupid people and doing only what he wanted. And now he regrets it!
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Bitch, please - you must have a mental disease.
Assume the position and get back down on your knees.
is he sick? seriously...he is so skinny
Sure, I might do Pete Burns after he finally got his lips deflated-- oh, wait-- Michael Jackson? Sure, I'd hit it with a test tube, a surgical mask and one sparkley glove for old time's sake.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Hit it where?
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Computer says no
lmao...nice fucking shoes
Its Linda Richman out for her morning walk before "Coffee Talk"
Or is this Veronica from The Archies?
Poor thing. nuts.
"Ya'll pray for Whitney!"- Patti LaBelle
At first glance I thought that was Katie Holmes. LOL
CRAZY PERV JAMMIES PARTY...and don't lie, half you ho's is puttin' on your jammies...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Howard Hughes redux
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 28, 2008 - 12:41pm.
I know he says he has Vitiligo...that disease that makes the skin all blotchy...but did anyone ever explain why he has it so evenly all over?? Its kinda creepy....ok..it IS creepy because how the hell would you do that shizz? Sit in a fucking clorox bath for 5 years????
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Actually, when you have vitiligo, it STARTS off blotchy. When it get too blotchy and becomes hard to deal with, there is a combination of drugs (a steroid and something that removes melanin from the skin) that the doctor will give you that bleaches your skin all over. It's the last resort to give the patient some semblance of normalcy. Him being white all over isn't unusual...I don't know if he really had vitiligo or found a doctor somewhere to give him the last resort treatment.
Submitted by Little miss on August 28, 2008 - 6:42pm.
Holy crap...
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in a pamper!
He looks a mess in that outfit.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
Holy crap...
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Holy crapoly he's got a normal nose!!! And he looks so proud of it, If he hasn't a chimo I'd feel happy for him.
wow, mike is really skinny!
Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on August 28, 2008 - 3:48pm.
No, no, no...they are those funny sunglasses, the ones that come with nose and moustache. He has no nose.
Hopefully, he doesn't accidently take off the glasses in public, and there's a big gaping hole in the middle of his face......
He probably has the ear bows tied together at the back of his head, just in case.
yeah! with a garbge truck!
and mk did you say "Teri Hatcher"!!!!?????? LMAO!
you are a penis! lmao
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
is it true that one of his child victims of molestation by michael jackson positively identified him by describing the mickey mouse tatoo he has next to his pee-nis?
Actually he's been dead for years but his body is so full of preservatives real time hasn't caught up to him yet.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 28, 2008 - 3:42pm.
DebFrmHell,
I am gonna hate to see Travis and Presley go! Turns out I am much more shallow than I thought I was, cuz dammit turns out that I am a sucker for that "Aw shucks ma'am" dimples flashin youngin!!!
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This is the only reality show I have ever watched...and I cry almost every week...LOL.
As for the "aw shucks", you is a whore I tells ya!!! ((blushing I think he is a cutie pie too))
Huge LOL.
OT: Who were we supposed to be talking about?
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
DebFrmHell,
Hmm (I cannot believe I'm going to analyze a reality show). I think that both Bill and Star are too old to be in such an active competition. Poor Star was beat after last week. I think they had fun, but Bill needed to go home and be with the wife. Plus, I caught that he has put up his own website, so, the old dog has a few more tricks!
I am gonna hate to see Travis and Presley go! Turns out I am much more shallow than I thought I was, cuz dammit turns out that I am a sucker for that "Aw shucks ma'am" dimples flashin youngin!!!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
They don't call him "Wacko Jacko" for nothing.
@Clarisse,
I bawled like a two year old for about 20 min. I think Travis/Presley should have gone before Bill/Star! I still like the little gal with the sheppard. That Harness screwed up the lead dog in the competition. Like for them to explain that shit away....
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 28, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Aw Nova! Now you took me from bitch to blubber...
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I'm sorry Clarisse...its just that he was such a big thing to me when i was young...he AND Madonna. Both are such a disappointment to me now. Michael's a pedophile recluse and Madonnas just plain disgusting. Both used to be SOOOOOOO cool. Now...*sniffle*....they're both basically dead.
Yeah...Madonna is still out there...but if you havent already noticed...she sounds NOTHING like she did when she sung Borderline...etc.
....oh yeah...and I'm at work now and it SUCKS too!! I've already cried once today! :(
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Submitted by Clarisse on August 28, 2008 - 3:20pm.
YMAtT!!!!
Oh! You talked work first so i have to vent!!!!!!
I have a contractor that disappeared for a few months. Turns out he was in jail. Turns out he was assaulting his step-kid. So I yanked every scrap of business from that POS, right down to the machine. Well, he filed a contempt charge and our lawyers say I have to give the machine back. Dirty child touching shit hole!
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Fkn shady justice system! GD it...work for a whole year and get five days vacation--I used my vacation days on ailments! Shitty benefits, three sick days and two personal days--I'm burnt out and the work isn't hard at all...it's just everyone around me pisses me off!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
DebFrmHell!
Did you cry last night when Bill and Star went home???
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
This is the way i will always remember MJackson. Even after all the years... It is long but always worthwhile.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-TZnNXXQrI
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 28, 2008 - 3:16pm.
I CONCUR! Mother fuckers! I am two seconds away from snapping. I've had one of the most irritating women hovering over my shoulder mumbling to herself for the past two hours.
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I'm two seconds away from hurling the phone at annoying customers! Fucking assclowns, calling to see if their car is ready when it's a two-week job and they only dropped it off four days ago!
Have u read my poem?
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."