Golden Moss
British artist Marc Quinn has a major hard-on for Kate Moss. In 2006, he created a sculpture of Kate with her cokey crotch taking center strange. Now Marc has taken it even further. This October, Marc will unveil his $2.8 million, 110-pound solid gold statute of Kate. Solid gold and it only weighs 110-pounds? The real Kate Moss doesn't even weigh half of that. It's a coke statue covered in foolio's gold. Don't be surprised if Marc's work pays a visit to a "museum" in Miami. I know what's going on here.
When asked why Marc chose to make a gold statute of Miss Moss, he answered, "I thought the next thing to do would be to make a sculpture of the person who's the ideal beauty of the moment. But even Kate Moss doesn't live up to the image."
I feel sorry for Marc. He obviously has never seen a picture of the most gorgeous, elegant, stunning creature on the planet: The Empress of Lucite. One of Shauna Sand's poopy nuggets are worth more than 10 of those Kate Moss statues.
The British Museum only released a teaser image of the statute, but I'm pretty sure the whole thing probably looks like something that belongs in an Easter basket. This fuckery will be on display from October 4th through January 25th.
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Submitted by Hairicane on August 28, 2008 - 1:10pm.
well that shit is all over the website!
started in the oj thread and carried over.
people dont like being told what to do or something PO PO POOOOOO POO POOO POOOO
what the fuck just happened?
i just started spazPOOOO POOOOOOOOOOO
I have pooretts syndrome!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
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LMAO! It's a gossip site
I think it was on one of the A.m crumbs
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Submitted by snowpiece on August 28, 2008 - 1:07pm.
I know, LOL MK is talking poopy times now too, MK obey the rules!!!!! LOL
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Please tell me....what thread did this latest spat begin on?? And don't get all mum. This is a gossip site afterall!
well, at least he got the vacant stare right.
I know, LOL MK is talking poopy times now too, MK obey the rules!!!!! LOL
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 28, 2008 - 1:00pm.
For realz...95% of the world's gold is probably owned by the Catholic Church as it is.
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Nah. CHENEY owns it.
Submitted by Hairicane on August 28, 2008 - 11:57am.
That's what happens to all the world's great caches of gold. That's why there are very few genuine gold left overs from bygone eras.
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For realz...95% of the world's gold is probably owned by the Catholic Church as it is.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by speakit on August 28, 2008 - 12:42pm.
I made a sculpture of Gary Coleman with aluminum foil, but no one cares.
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ROFL! Remember when Kramer made a "Fusilli Jerry"?
What is the obsession with this thang?!?!
But thank goodness its GOLD! It can be melted down!!!!
That's what happens to all the world's great caches of gold. That's why there are very few genuine gold left overs from bygone eras.
I hope some trillionaire who doesn't like her buys it and does a public meltdown. He/She could sell tickets to the event. It would be held at a foundry. I'm so there!
Submitted by speakit on August 28, 2008 - 11:55am.
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LMFAO!
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
What a waste of precious gold. A simpler way to get Kate into the sack is to buy her coke.
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THAT IS SO HOT
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THIS MAKES ME FURIOUS. HOW COULD MARC WASTE MONEY ON GOLD WHEN DIDDY NEEDS JET FUEL?
Great.
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Submitted by oklahoma on August 28, 2008 - 12:46pm.
AJP.. Oh oh oh *points* you are in sooo much trouble.. So are you MK.. Did you not read the other threads.. Keep it in your pants.. no, Uh keep it in one's hand.. Shit, that's not it.. Um, Keep it to one thread.. YES, that is it. One thread!!! Naughty naughty..
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YOU SAID SHIT! You're going to Poo Jail.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 28, 2008 - 12:44pm.
I'd KILL for those cheekbones.
Yes, I am THAT shallow.
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Shallow people shall inherit the earth -- you're invited to my cockroach family in the year 5082.
And yeah, LOVE her cheekbones, but back in the day I loved her for not QUITE being the ideal beauty, especially for a model, and still being highly photogenic hotness.
Then the coke took over. Sigh.
Way to go, Quinn--feed the bitch's ego even more!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
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Submitted by speakit on August 28, 2008 - 9:42am.
I made a sculpture of Gary Coleman with aluminum foil, but no one cares.
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I'm sure it's lovely, dear. Send me a photo and I'll put it on my fridge.
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OH SURE! Someone cares now! It's too late. I used him to wrap up last night's leftovers.
AJP.. Oh oh oh *points* you are in sooo much trouble.. So are you MK.. Did you not read the other threads.. Keep it in your pants.. no, Uh keep it in one's hand.. Shit, that's not it.. Um, Keep it to one thread.. YES, that is it. One thread!!! Naughty naughty..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
"I thought the next thing to do would be to make a sculpture of the person who's the ideal beauty of the moment."
HA! What a riot!! Kate moss had NEVER been an ideal beauty. Maybe if she put on 30-40lbs...then MAYBE she might look more "ideal".
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Oh okie...you dont need that cokie nugget, I have a baggie here of some dank stuff *open's baggie and inhales the fragrant aroma* SNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIFFFFFFF!!
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It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. -ERIC CARTMAN
Submitted by speakit on August 28, 2008 - 9:42am.
I made a sculpture of Gary Coleman with aluminum foil, but no one cares.
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I'm sure it's lovely, dear. Send me a photo and I'll put it on my fridge.
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
I'd KILL for those cheekbones.
Yes, I am THAT shallow.
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
When the cockroaches evolve enough to crap out archeologists, would looooove to reincarnate as one just to see the look on my fellow roachies' faces when they dig up this shit.
Ugh this isn't going to be like that time someone made a sculpture of Brtney's crowning vag is it?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
"One of Shauna Sand's poopy nuggets are worth more than 10 of those Kate Moss statues."
MK SAID POOPY MK SAID POOPY MK SAID POOP SO POOP ON THAT!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
I made a sculpture of Gary Coleman with aluminum foil, but no one cares.
to make this more realistic, shouldn't there be powdery flecks of white gold around the statue's nose?
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Sorry those who like her, but she is so overrated, and always has been.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
What a fuckin waste.
Where's the gold coke spoon?
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
Is Johnny Depp going to buy that, too?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 28, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Is that a little golden coke nugget in her nose i see???
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Wha? Not for long,, *digs it out*
Is that a little golden coke nugget in her nose i see???
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It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. -ERIC CARTMAN
Does the statue come with a coke pouch and a tube of Preparation H for her eye bags?
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
True to life: ugly.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.