Golden Moss
British artist Marc Quinn has a major hard-on for Kate Moss. In 2006, he created a sculpture of Kate with her cokey crotch taking center strange. Now Marc has taken it even further. This October, Marc will unveil his $2.8 million, 110-pound solid gold statute of Kate. Solid gold and it only weighs 110-pounds? The real Kate Moss doesn't even weigh half of that. It's a coke statue covered in foolio's gold. Don't be surprised if Marc's work pays a visit to a "museum" in Miami. I know what's going on here.
When asked why Marc chose to make a gold statute of Miss Moss, he answered, "I thought the next thing to do would be to make a sculpture of the person who's the ideal beauty of the moment. But even Kate Moss doesn't live up to the image."
I feel sorry for Marc. He obviously has never seen a picture of the most gorgeous, elegant, stunning creature on the planet: The Empress of Lucite. One of Shauna Sand's poopy nuggets are worth more than 10 of those Kate Moss statues.
The British Museum only released a teaser image of the statute, but I'm pretty sure the whole thing probably looks like something that belongs in an Easter basket. This fuckery will be on display from October 4th through January 25th.
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AJP, I think Kirk Cameron's poo is really curly headed.. And has a best friend named Boner!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
when im in doubt about my life i ask myself, what would Kirk Cameron poo?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Wow, thanks!
I love poo
You love poo
We're a big happy poo
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
What the hell is going on?! Every time we start talking about poo it makes me seriously have to go!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
doodie doodie dooo..
Strangers in the dump..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by xxyxz on August 28, 2008 - 2:21pm.
Okay. Now I'm confused
What happened?
dont lie you is reall cornpooed not confused ha ha
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Okay. Now I'm confused
Submitted by xxyxz on August 28, 2008 - 2:11pm.
okay people
Does this mean that JillyPoo has to change her name?
Just asking! Or do we have to change our names?
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I think it means we can only talk about poo in whichever thread JillyPoo is posting in.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Silvara0428 on August 28, 2008 - 2:10pm.
you can play with me any day im here!
im ugly in real life!!!!!!!
We are the poooooo
ware are the pooodrin
we are the ones who make a better poo so lets start poooing
I have we are the world on my ipod because my boy friend got mad at me for taking his last beer and he is lucky i did not poop in his beer for this tragic song in my head
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
http://www.heptune.com/poop.html
hehe♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
okay people
Does this mean that JillyPoo has to change her name?
Just asking! Or do we have to change our names?
I call #2
WOOHOO it's new poopoo times
Actually I have no idea what's going on but got sick of being the "ugly" one who's always made to watch and never touch :(
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 28, 2008 - 2:06pm.
Defecation nation
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I feel a poo [website] coming on.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
He should have carved it out of rock cocaine. Then Moss could snort it.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
Defecation nation
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Oh shit! El B. repooted us!!
Dad! It wasn't poo!! I was on the poon with Queef.
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
I'll REPOOT YOU TO THE POOLICE, COUNTY TIMES NO JOKE!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
KAte moss is a piece of shit
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
YOUUUUUUUUUUURE MY
brown eye girl
Van Morepoopyson
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by El Bastardo on August 28, 2008 - 1:59pm.
REPOOTED!!! Bastards!
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You're rePOOting us? Well, eff that poo. I'm repooting you poo!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
REPOOTED!!! Bastards!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
WHAT A WASTE OF GOLD
Im laughing my turd cutter off!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Iz smellz ur pooz.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 28, 2008 - 1:43pm.
AJP,
Oh poo poo! If MK jumped off a bridge, would poo?
Snow,
Thank poo!!
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Nice POOse of the word 'POO'. I commend POO for POOr admirable brilliance. Poo.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Hairicane:
"Statistically 67% of GLPers come here to read POO VIEWING and FARTING Posts"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Clarisse on August 28, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Oh shit! Are you guys talking about poo again?
Didn't you read the Poo Bylaws?? ARTICLE IV -Section 1: Poo Restrictions. Poo shall not be discussed on a multi-thread level. Please restrict your poo talk to individual designated poo threads.
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I think we need further clarification of the bylaw. I'm posting about poo only in this one. What if Okie is posting about poo only in the Morning Crumbs? TECHNICALLY, we're only pposting about poo in one thread.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Clarisse on August 28, 2008 - 1:43pm.
AJP,
Oh poo poo! If MK jumped off a bridge, would poo?
YES!
well a cyber bridge. Its his party and he shit in the punch bowl if he want to ha ha ha!
Clarisse im playing! I would never shit in a punch bowl!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
The ideal beauty of the moment? Obviously this fucktard is in the wrong year.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by speakit on August 28, 2008 - 1:40pm
Its called making jokes about a subject.
No panties are in a wad and we are having fun.
Maybe no one is happy untill the ex resident cunt Love Angeluina comes backs and we fight and read her stupid bull shit all day?
no one is pissed off but we are making fun of a STUPID BOSSY request and you giys can hate me for saying that but i dont give a fuck!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 28, 2008 - 1:15pm.
I have pooretts syndrome!
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You-poo too-poo? We're srewpooed.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
AJP,
Oh poo poo! If MK jumped off a bridge, would poo?
Snow,
Thank poo!!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
its not like i love fecal matter its just that i dont take well to BULL SHIT!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
i don't understand the issue. I consider my daily poos an accomplishment. Yah for me!
I don't give a shit (no pun intended), free speech and all but there have been more posts complaining about the complaining of poo posts than the actual complaining posts (say that three times fast). Do y'all get your panties in a wad really easily or what?
I never understood the appeal of Kate Moss, she's so bland. I'd rather look at elephant turds.
The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts, by Shinta Cho
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
Submitted by Clarisse on August 28, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Oh ****! Are you guys talking about poo again?
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I came late to the party Clarisse! So I just heard about the Poo Controversy.
The thing is, poo is an extremely fascinating topic to just about everyone, so as soon as one person mentions it, even if its disgusting, everyone has something to say about it!
So there ya go, the poo train has left the tracks again!
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 28, 2008 - 1:30pm.
MK reads these comments.
I take his poopy nuggets comment as a sign from god like crop circles in england that tell tom cruise when its time to gas up his space ship
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Or a sign from the Shart Gods that when it's start comin', you better start runnin'!
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Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
Clarisse: I love your new avie and yes, MK started it!!!!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Thanks LCT!!
There's another forum I go to (for like FIVE YEARS) and almost every day someone posts a thread about poo. The most favorite one is called "Do You View Your Poo?"
Go here:
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/08/28/08/pg1
and in the search box, type: poo
or just click here:
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message559910/pg1
you'll LYAO.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 28, 2008 - 1:32pm.
BUT MKaaaaaaaaaaay staaaaaaaarted it!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Oh shit! Are you guys talking about poo again?
Didn't you read the Poo Bylaws?? ARTICLE IV -Section 1: Poo Restrictions. Poo shall not be discussed on a multi-thread level. Please restrict your poo talk to individual designated poo threads.
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 28, 2008 - 1:28pm.
MK reads these comments.
I take his poopy nuggets comment as a sign from god like crop circles in england that tell tom cruise when its time to gas up his space ship
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Hairicane on August 28, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Please tell me....what thread did this latest spat begin on?? And don't get all mum. This is a gossip site afterall!
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I think the bitching began in the OJ thread and continued on from there. We're not allowed to talk about poo anymore. Well, not unless we all gather and agree on one story to post it in and inform everyone of this decision so those who can't pass over poo comments can avoid the thread altogether.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 28, 2008 - 1:17pm.
LOL, you are soooooooo my kind of bitch!
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Submitted by Hairicane on August 28, 2008 - 9:58am.
ROFL! Remember when Kramer made a "Fusilli Jerry"?
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OMG Yeserday I stopped to talk to a woman on the street who was wearing Elaine's Botticelli shoes!
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
Submitted by xxyxz on August 28, 2008 - 1:14pm.
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Thank you, SweetPea!!
(Hairicane runs to thread stat)
oh - thanks also to:
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 28, 2008 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by Hairicane on August 28, 2008 - 1:10pm.
well that **** is all over the website!
started in the oj thread and carried over.
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Goes as far back as OJ? Wasn't that the last thread of the day yesterday? Craziness always happens on the last thread of the day.
BBL ;-)
Submitted by speakit on August 28, 2008 - 9:47am.
OH SURE! Someone cares now! It's too late. I used him to wrap up last night's leftovers.
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LOL, you are soooooooo my kind of bitch!
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...