Golden Moss
British artist Marc Quinn has a major hard-on for Kate Moss. In 2006, he created a sculpture of Kate with her cokey crotch taking center strange. Now Marc has taken it even further. This October, Marc will unveil his $2.8 million, 110-pound solid gold statute of Kate. Solid gold and it only weighs 110-pounds? The real Kate Moss doesn't even weigh half of that. It's a coke statue covered in foolio's gold. Don't be surprised if Marc's work pays a visit to a "museum" in Miami. I know what's going on here.
When asked why Marc chose to make a gold statute of Miss Moss, he answered, "I thought the next thing to do would be to make a sculpture of the person who's the ideal beauty of the moment. But even Kate Moss doesn't live up to the image."
I feel sorry for Marc. He obviously has never seen a picture of the most gorgeous, elegant, stunning creature on the planet: The Empress of Lucite. One of Shauna Sand's poopy nuggets are worth more than 10 of those Kate Moss statues.
The British Museum only released a teaser image of the statute, but I'm pretty sure the whole thing probably looks like something that belongs in an Easter basket. This fuckery will be on display from October 4th through January 25th.
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gahhh no not another Kate Moss sculpture!! The crotch baring one is on display here where I work and have to see it everytime I enter or leave the building.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Nice poo jokes, peeps. One of MK's tags for this post is "Dumbasses". How fitting.
I am not a hater of this site. I like reading the site and most of the posters. Just tired of reading five hundred lame jokes that even my ten year old son would find immature. I'll go away now.
Stay Awesome.
Shauna Sand would NEVER be caught rendered in gold. Only in Lucite.
seriously she is all over the place lately. they just had all those photos of her without her clothing on on that site prothinspo and then her interview denying her being anorexic and now this.. lol
LCT!
"B*n*n*" LMAO! Are you a Family Guy fan?????
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Submitted by Clarisse on August 28, 2008 - 4:44pm.
*grabs pants and jumps out of xxyxz's bed*
What? Nothing!
LCT said Banana!!
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WHAT?! I NEVER! What I saaaaaaaaid was, B*n*n*.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
*grabs pants and jumps out of xxyxz's bed*
What? Nothing!
LCT said Banana!!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
*busts through door*
What is going on in here?!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by oklahoma on August 28, 2008 - 4:26pm.
you said WAD! Keep your wads to you self, and off my screen... Also, nice, wait til AJP is clear across town, and gone before you show back up..
AJP said he wanted children maybe if could afford it..Creepy you would know anything about it..
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Stickacockinwoo... and I just discussed it in the Ricky Martin thread. About his surrogate boys? IDK anything about AJP
you said WAD! Keep your wads to you self, and off my screen... Also, nice, wait til AJP is clear across town, and gone before you show back up..
AJP said he wanted children maybe if could afford it..Creepy you would know anything about it..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Fanks xxyxz. *rubs her rolls* I'm glad you appreciate the curves. *bats lashes*
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 28, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by missy on August 28, 2008 - 3:02pm.
true!
edit: like the umbertooo stuff i just read?
WHAT THE WORLD WAS THAT?
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He's a racist. Just like StickaCockin... doesn't believe gay couples should have children. That IS homophobic. Bone_daddy wasn't being homophobic.. just being an asshole, but you were kinda being one too. But I've seen quite a bit of that around here. I don't need to know the dynamics of this blog. Trust me, I get it. bad blood, people knowing each other a little too well, a little too long.. drama ensues. I don't want to be an insider here. I'll stay on the outside, TYVM. And in the future, I will stay out of it. It was just an outsider's perspective, that's all. DON'T GET YOUR PANTIES IN A WAD. ;p
Submitted by xxyxz on August 28, 2008 - 1:13pm.
LoveCT
Poop fart *bloop*
is LoLo coming back Friday
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That is the word on the street but so help me god if she doesn't come back soon I am going to go down to Lake Washington and SCREAM.
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
fatmartha
Your muffin top
It's so big
Loves it
FatMartha
I'm not into the butt action . But if you have an extra dildo I'm in
Submitted by xxyxz on August 28, 2008 - 4:13pm.
LoveCT
Poop fart *bloop*
is LoLo coming back Friday
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I am not knowing this. Perhaps? That's what I've been hearing.
Poop farts are so hot. They're like little rockets.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
*pokes FatMartha w/ cane* Hey, You're on the remote..you changed the damn channel again. HAROLD!!! Hand me the clicker!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
LoveCT
Poop fart *bloop*
is LoLo coming back Friday
@Okie and xxyxz: Buttplugs are unnecessary tonight, ladies. WINK WINK.
Dlisters Gone Wild!? I'm in! *jumps off her wheelchair, creates huge hole in the floor*
*lifts up shirt to show hairy, stretch-marky, saggy boobs* YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE??? *shimmies*
*****
When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
Xxyxz.. Look down your shirt, and spell ATTIC.
*giggles*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I'm your puppet Clarisse
:p
*runs after xxyxz* hey, give me that back!! *Pops your bra strap* oh this is fun!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
*grits toof* *pokes Clarisse in chest* oh,, well, If you're not busy tonight, I thought maybe we uh *looks down* could go do something? I hear FatMartha's ass is numb from pooing all day. Wanna go hang out there?
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I don't like work sometimes. It interferes with DListed.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Pull that back up again
* flash*
Dlisters gone wild
*dances around with fingers in ears*
I stole Okie's woman! I stole Okie's woman!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
XXYXZ *yells* kidding is exactly correct! No one's going anywhere *holds up skirt* Ooops.. I mean, *holds up gun*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
@xxyxz:
*facepalm* Thanks. Hahaha. DURRRRRR. *drools*
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
Clarisse DING DING DING but that's poo to you!!!!****************************1/20/09
"TEDDY'S BACK!"
FarMartha
The addy is moderator@Dlisted.com
:)
Oklahoma
It's okay, I forgive you
*runs off with Clarisse*
KIDDING.
Call me hookah
@Clarisse:
Me = epic fail noob and I can't find how to contact the moderator. xD
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
*leaves thread* *hangs head* toe tae Xxyxz
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
SNOW!!!!
I'll take SHIT for 200!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
FatMartha,
I had the same problem. Just email the mod...they'll help.
Stay away from the forum though! Skeeri shite in der!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
one guess what I am shovelling in my new avie....
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
FMartha, At top of page, click on Forum, Then log in, just ur regular passowrd, username.. Then it should tell u if you hav message or not.. Easy after that..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
shit!!! You guys are still here? * pulls okie's ear*
You have some splannin to to Lucy
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 28, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Is there something wrong with not pooing at the same time every day? I certainly don't. I don't think I ever have. In fact, recently, I went three whole days without pooing (cheese's fault, not mine) and although it was frustrating not being able to wave to my poopies on the way down the chute, it didn't bother me none.
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Hahahahaha LCT. <3 I don't think there's anything wwrong with it. I mean, I've never gone at the same time either. Sometimes I'll go two or three times a day, and then not at all for several. Kinda just depends I think. *lets out a ginormous fart* Sorry.
EDIT 'cause I think I'm supposed to::::>> I dunno how to check my messages Okie! rofl. Me = dlisted newb. If it's on the forums I can't get in there. :(
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
Fatmartha.. booo! I messaged you..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Why isn't someone like Mother Teresa immortalized in gold instead of a drug addict who just happens to have nice looks and doesn't do anyone any good? This world is so screwed up. I guess no one has a major hard-on for the likes of Mother Teresa. Maybe there are golden statues of her in heaven...
Submitted by Clarisse on August 28, 2008 - 3:28pm.
I find that I am addicted to poo. I blame LCT. LCT introduced me to poo...and i've been a pooholic since day #2.
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Shhhhhhhhhhhh! We're not supposed to be talking about the P word! You're going to get me lynched woman!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Awww, we'w aww fwends in heow!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Martha!
Shite! I didn't know PSL was anti-poo! Sorry PSL! I can't help myself.
Hairicane,
BM? Hmmmm...i find i cannot warm to BM (that was an interesting little blurp!).
I find that I am addicted to poo. I blame LCT. LCT introduced me to poo...and i've been a pooholic since day #2.
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
AJP.. I had fun today.. You are my bestest lil gay fwend.. And I can be your bestest non gay fiend fwend..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by Hairicane on August 28, 2008 - 3:23pm.
But really guys. I have to take Metamucil EVERY EVENING to make poo times in the am. This is a rilly important topic for me.
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Is there something wrong with not pooing at the same time every day? I certainly don't. I don't think I ever have. In fact, recently, I went three whole days without pooing (cheese's fault, not mine) and although it was frustrating not being able to wave to my poopies on the way down the chute, it didn't bother me none.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by FatMartha on August 28, 2008 - 3:14pm.
*looks at all the poo jokes*
*stuffs her mouf full of Cheetos so she won't laugh too loud* Teehee. I feel bad... PSL is going to be mad at everyone :[. BUT I REALLY NEED TO SHARE THIS: I just poo'd really bad and I was on the toilet for like 10 minutes. It was painnnnnful. It's the damn school food! *consoles her weeping bum*
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Awwww Martha. If you plug your ears while you're pooping, it's like it's not even happening.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
@YourMom,, I HAD HeMan's Green Cat, TOOO.. Awesome *does high five, down low, OOO, too slow* lol..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by FatMartha on August 28, 2008 - 3:22pm.
Awww, fanks Okie.
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FANKS?!?!?!?!
BAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA infinity.
Hairicane that is FAR too politically correct for DListed. It's going to start resembling a health question forum in here if we call them BMs.
How about Brownish Hens?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!