Thursday, August 28th 2008
There's Going To Be Hell To Pay
The bitch who is in charge of keeping JLo's steaming pits dry better be hiding out this morning. When JLo sees these pictures, she's going to demote his ass to Skeletor's catheter cleaner and that isn't a pretty job.
Here's sweaty JLo with J.R. Ewing and some other bitches at the Democratic National Convention yesterday. She probably spoke about the important topic of: "How can this country make JLo more money?"
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OFF TOPIC:
ONTD has a post of what Michael Jackson SHOULD look like today, without his multiple surgeries......whoa.
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Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple
I'm sad she is in my state :(
Dramaqueen, you kill me with the taco flavored kisses reference!!
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
GM all my fellow slutzzz and horzzz....
Just got back from an all-night gambling binge, and BOY is my Max-bet button pushing finger TIRED!!! Whew...but FUCK IT...i came back with more money than i left with. WHEEE HAW!
ON TOPIC:
A FUCKING SWEATER DRESS J-HO??? SERIOUSLY??
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
Submitted by speakit on August 28, 2008 - 8:40am.
Just say no to flat asses, say yes to fat asses. {{smacking my junk}}
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Preach it, sistah-friend.
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
Submitted by snowpiece on August 28, 2008 - 8:39am.
Mrs. K: Your Lactaid brings all the boys to the yard??
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NO, my fat Eastern European ass does.
And don't even THINK about raining on my parade today.
I am in the mood to CUTTABBEESCH!
That is all.
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
Hey PSL! My little mini nonvacation is over! I'm back to work and back to snarking!
Stocky - HEY!
Sorry, Odin doesn't like spoiled meat. BLECK!
In HS my sister, who was otherwise perfect, used to sweat so much that my Mom sewed these little pads in the armpits of all her clothes, LMAO hhooooohaaaa good times!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Submitted by oklahoma on August 28, 2008 - 11:41am.
uh oh!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
I'm surprised she didn't have the armpit botox that makes them not sweat. Hopefully she didn't stink of BO.
If JLo is a Democrat then she is OK with me.
Obama 08'
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 28, 2008 - 11:37am.
Wait who did really shoot Jr Ewing?
My mom made me go to bed before i found out then i missed 20 plus years of re-runs.
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*counts on fingers* who shot J.R.. YOU DID.. *points at you*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 28, 2008 - 11:37am.
I know exactly how many layers of Spanx it took because my ass looks JUST LIKE HERS, BITCHES.
That's right, Bunny got BACK!
That is why all the boyz in town follow me all around
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Damn! You're a fine one then. Just say no to flat asses, say yes to fat asses. {{smacking my junk}}
Mrs. K: Your Lactaid brings all the boys to the yard??
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Hi M.E.!
Good to see you!
J.Lo sucks.
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Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple
That is one retarded outfit for fucking August.
We're all running around in wife beaters for christ's sake.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by islandgirl on August 28, 2008 - 8:16am.
I wonder how many layers of Spanx it took to contain that ass?
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I know exactly how many layers of Spanx it took because my ass looks JUST LIKE HERS, BITCHES.
That's right, Bunny got BACK!
That is why all the boyz in town follow me all around
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
Wait who did really shoot Jr Ewing?
My mom made me go to bed before i found out then i missed 20 plus years of re-runs.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by aishabryant on August 28, 2008 - 11:18am.
Despite the pit sweat, those shoes are fierce! I want a pair!
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I know! They are hot!
M.E. ~ hi babe
On Topic: M.E. can you take JLo and feed her to Odin?
On second thought...he may get indigestion and a case of the runs.
OK, Cause sh couldn't have changed before she spoke infront of cameras. duurrrrr! WTF.. Like she doesn't make her ASSisstants carry around diff pairs of clothes and stuff.. WTF..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Hmm, looking like a 1960's first lady does not make your opinion valid.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
EW! Sweaty pits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What can she possibly have to say? If anything she will hurt the Dems chances! She needs to stick to what she knows best, staring at her expanding ass and screaming at Marc
y tu mama tambien!
Submitted by Madam Pince on August 28, 2008 - 3:13pm.
For some people, that's not enough.
I remember being taught American History by a lecturer who always stank of Lynx, and yet, there was always a pool of perspiration around his underarms.
It's one of those things that you would think to be funny at first, but when you really think about it, it must be difficult.
Kind of like pissing yourself.
Now I'm wondering if there is a sexual act involving perspiration. I imagine that it must take a while for any sweat to form into droplets heavy enough to detach from the skin and fall into a hungry mouth, but if that's the libidinal object that you lust after, then I suppose it might be worth it.
Kind of like waiting for your lover to guzzle two liters of Diet CocaCola so that they can eventually deliver a stream of urine to your tits, like the Giant from Gulliver's Travels.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Her triathlon must consist of stupid, b**ch, and shut up.
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"Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone," he told me, "always remember that not everyone has had the same advantages in life that you've had."
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Why is she dressed like my 79 yr old mom? (I have old parents, okay!)
I hate JLo.
shut up J-ho you dumb dildo!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
no longer focusing on topic
off in la la land
bored
want to go home and drink
a lot.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Sweat covered kisses for my Ben.
You know what, Snowy Girl? You have an excellent point. I bet this was arranged to show Taco Flavored Kisses just exactly how important & relevant she is. I mean, did that swimmer guy get to speak? I bet she related everything to herself & her Herculean task of taking care of twins & training for a triatholon.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Oh please, you know she was there to push her own agenda...as in she's doing the triathlon and probably snuck that into her speech about how "whats his name" would be a good president.
Is she even Latina anymore?
you know, I had an impending sense of doom.....now I know why-fucking JLO is within a ten mile radius....
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
Hey, somebody should inform JHo that several brands of deodorant now come in clinical strength for the sweatiest of pit-sweaters.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Despite the pit sweat, those shoes are fierce! I want a pair!
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You ain't fresh az I'm iz.
I like her dress but she should have worn her hair up, mainly because it looks like crap.
seriously Drama, I am so sick of this shit. why are they blowing up this slut's massive ego even more by having her think she is somehow important in politics? Believe me, she is mad about this "candidate" taking her spotlight just like she was with "that swimmer".
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
what the fuck did she do to her hair?
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Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple
I wonder how many layers of Spanx it took to contain that ass?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Here's a big ol' strike against Obama! Memo to the Democratic Party: Do not give JLo admittance, let alone allow her to speak!
I love how she's whooshing her hair around before her speech. This is a political convention, idiot! Not one of your little fan gatherings!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Well at least theres no ass sweat.
damn, her culo goes halfway down her leg. and, nice hair, ho, not. LOL
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
I hope she doesn't have a perspiration problem.
That would be terribly embarrassing.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Does this bitch (and the others like her) not realize they can buy anti-perspirant at any drugstore? Is this some sort of message only delivered to the peons of the earth (aka us)?
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
No, no, no. Could someone pass Jello the memo about how ugly and fake and ridiculous 99.99% of the fake blond latinas look, please?. Thanks.
Besides, that looks like a cheap and messy 99cent wig from Waldo's.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.