The Photoshop Awards: Brenda & Kelly On EW
This gets a Photoshop Award, because I refuse to believe that they posed for the cover together. They cut and pasted their heads on the bodies of two models. Brenda Walsh would never put her sacred hands on that slutwhorecuntbitch Kelly Taylor! If she was going to put her hands on her, it would be to strangle the oatmeal out of her ass!
Legendary Brenda Walsh and a shameless homewrecker are on the cover of Entertainment Weekly. They also did a long ass interview with the mag. Click here to read that shit. The best part of the interview is when Brenda clenches her first and bites off her tongue when asked about Tori the Hutt's tell-all. In Tori's book, she talks a lot of shit about Brenda.
Brenda said: "I will censor myself out of respect for Jennie because she's friends with Tori. I got passages sent to me and a vast majority of it is incredibly exaggerated. Maybe it's a difference of how I was raised. I just don't believe you write personal on-set experiences in a book. For me, when you work it's almost a sacred experience whether you get along with everyone or not. In 27 years of acting I've never sold out one of my cast members. Ever. And I will stick to that."
Translation: Tori the Hutt better sleep with one fat eye open. And one of her chins better stand guard.
When asked about the supposed fist fight between Jennie and Shannen. They both kind of deny there was a fist fight, but Jennie said, "Scratching? I'm not going to deny that." Yeah, right. Brenda is just allowing Kelly to save face. Brenda doesn't scratch. She burns you with her beady eyes and then knocks you out with her whining.
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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 28, 2008 - 10:46am.
oh snap did you guys gave some racist fruit up in here or something? imagine being chased by a racist banana? Or an abusive orange?
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Your head would be OFF! The banana would go straight up your bumhole and the orange would lodge itself in your throat and you'd be done.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Gaaawd. It's been so nice not seeing Shannen D's ugly, crooked, wonkey-eyed face...shes BACK! MAKE IT STOPPPP!!
Did someone say banana??????
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
OK class, now please spell "washed-up broads."
On the cover it looks like Jennie is trying to hold in grapes or something.
Shannen D. looks hot in the third little pic. She looks like a hot teacher.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
LCT: "I've been told our poo talk is being complained about in the OJ thread"
OOOOOOO I get to go do research! Good because I'm about to poop my pants just to liven things up around here.
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When poo jokes go to your head,
Time to go to a different thread.
You're a lameass. *bloop bloop*
You're a lameass. *bloop bloop*
Dude, all I do is go diarrhea nowadays. When you eat at my school's cafeteria, you get used to "peeing out your butt" as I always say. One word: PAINFUL.
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 28, 2008 - 10:44am.
oh snap did you guys gave some racist fruit up in here or something? imagine being chased by a racist banana? Or an abusive orange?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 28, 2008 - 10:44am.
@LCT: Yay, cheesy-poo times! I could eat a bowlfull of just plain bleu cheese right now... yum. And who is complaining about poop?? They should know better than to do so by now.
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I've been told our poo talk is being complained about in the OJ thread. You know what I say to that? DIARRHEA. It's a natural part of life, and we're allowed to talk about it. It's not 1853. We don't have to pretend nobody poos stringy cheese turds.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 28, 2008 - 10:34am.
oh and be sure not to respond back to a homophobe and its ignorant comments because these turn coats dont give a fuck!
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And don't say banana! Don't do it! And don't talk about politics because then you're automatically part of the KKK!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
@LCT: Yay, cheesy-poo times! I could eat a bowlfull of just plain bleu cheese right now... yum. And who is complaining about poop?? They should know better than to do so by now.
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
Dear Shannen: when you go to slaughter Tori in her sleep, please be sure to send that disgustingly annoying sleezy husband of hers to hell right along with her.
thanks beyotch
luvs ya
Snow
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I think Jennie looks better in the last few years, but not in these pics.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 28, 2008 - 10:32am.
oh and be sure not to respond back to a homophobe and its ignorant comments because these turn coats dont give a fuck!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That's for the select few bitching about how sick of poo jokes they are when they didn't have the sense to go to another thread.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
anybody who beats up paris and the hutt deserves an oscar, and possibly a nobel.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
That doesn't look like Jennie at all! Shannon's eye makeup is too heavy. It really brings out the wonk.
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Cada dia se aprende algo nuevo.
kelly has meth face
Who doesn't want to put the smack down on Paris and the Hutt? The Hutt gets on my last nerve and I cannot stomach her.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Those are really unflattering pictures of Jennie. She's quite pretty but looks a bit off here.
Nothing will help Shannen short of a face transplant or a paper sack over her head.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
What, no 90210 clip? I've come to expect them.
HA! yes, she did beat up Paris in a parking lot.. Mayjah! Good times.. *drools*
Like how I'm talking to you, but not actually addressing you.. lol
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
yes, Kelly has heavy legs....small upper body. She has aged very well though- very pretty, and she gets to have sex with Peter Facinelli! She wins.
Shannen has 2 loser marriages. Not a good track record, though she gets points for fighting with Paris.
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Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
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Wasn't Kelly always sort of fat on 90210. Like they always covered that up. Or was she just pregnant a gazillion times? I think she had big ole Beyonce legs..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I like Shannen D. but that crotch pic is skeeving me the fuck out!! *shuders and kind of pees a bit*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I think Shannon wants to secretly beat Tori down.....anyway I love the chalkboard behind Jennie reads "steal your best friends boyfriend" lol
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I like Shannen D just as much as the next person but I always get the feeling you´re going a little bit overboard in your descriptions (I love them - don´t get me wrong) that´s why:
"Brenda doesn't scratch. She burns you with her beady eyes and then knocks you out with her whining."
just made all the difference. So true :)
God the beady eyes! Here's another pic of Shannen:
http://www.kenileephotos.com/images/upload/RaccoonEyes.jpg
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
These 2 got into a fist fight on the set before.. I want to see hair pulled, NOW!! *takes off shirt first* just because.. lol
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Hey didn't Shannen steal Tori's boyfriend in real life?
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I start to think that Shannen looks hot, then I recall she was married to Rick Solomon.
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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.
I love both of these hookahs..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Blah blah blah Jennie and Shannen. The better story is Guitar Hero vs. Rock Band.
Rock Band wins.
i thought the blonde was kelly bundy...am i supposed to be excited shannen doherty has a job?
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
On the cover, the blond chick looks almost like Heidi Klum.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
i don't like these pictures at all.
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