The Dumb Duffs
The Lohans have a little competition for the "dumbest dysfunctional family in the world" award. Yesterday, Hilary Duff's mother called a court hearing to ask her future ex-husband for $25,000 to throw a 21st birthday party for Hilary. $25k?! Just give her a couple of sugar cubes and carrots! That will make her neigh in delight.
Susan Duff took the stand and said $25k is also what they paid for Haylie's 21st birthday party two years ago. Susan also needs the money to buy Hilary a birthday pressie. Cheap bitch! Make her a fucking card! Susan, just print this out, sign your name at the bottom and give it to Hilary.
The $10k Bob Duff currently pays Susan isn't enough to cover bills, so it's certainly not enough to pay for Hilary's stupid party. Susan said that Hilary feels emotionally abandoned by her daddy and deserves "to have some kind of recognition for a young life well-lived." Susan went on to say that Bob is a millionaire and he has the money.
The judge ordered Bob to pay $12,500 to Susan for Hilary's lame dog and pony birthday show. The judge didn't stop there! He also threw Bob in the slammer for 10 days for selling assets not approved by the court. He must also pay back the $367,537 he earned from selling the stocks.
While Bob was led out of the court room in handcuffs, Susan said, "This isn't what I wanted."
Why can't Hilary pay for her own dumb party?! When I turned 21, I had to pay for that shit myself! It was held at the luxurious Olive Garden because they used to give you a free chocolate cake at the end of your delicious meal! Not just a piece of chocolate cake either. A whole cake! For free! And they sang a beautiful and memorable song to me. This isn't the same song they serenaded me with, but it's just as crappy. Clip below:
i still love hillary but dont u think her mom knows she has enough money to pay for her own party?? comon shes only a millionare
Submitted by Manolo Blahnik on August 28, 2008 - 1:54pm.
She was or is Hilary manager , your daughter is a adult and a millionaire she can pay for her own party
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
well hillary may have family problems but it beats being a skank and a mediawhore like lindsay and miley. i'm glad she turned out somewhat normal.
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
I think this is all about the mom - I doubt Hilary has any issues paying for her 21 st b day -mine was at a club with friends, what's wrong w/ that? Don't all these twats go to clubs anyway?!? The mom is selfish bitch. I may not know their whole marriage - but $10,000 a month is $120,000 a year, doing absolutely NOTHING. Does she make money from Hilary? Probably! Stupid twat.
Selfishness in this world. 25k to throw a birthday party? Pluh-eze, send that bitch for Chuck E. Cheese.
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i would not have let my mom put my dad in jail for anything less then something very wrong and evil. not ever over no money
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Just yesterday i was posting comments about how much i like her cause she has her life like all settled
and now this.
well its sad eh!
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These people sound really stupid and shallow. I'm surprised that Hilary's boyfriend hasn't offered to put up the money. I see where her sister gets her amazing looks from - throw a blond wig on Bob and you have Hailey's twin.
LMAO "Must be your birthday" Awesome!
I'd be happy to remember 21.
But I can't.
It's all blur...a big blurry haze of marajuana smoke, independent cinema and anonymous sex.
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Hey Hils, crack open Comrie's skull. You might find a wrecked ship and treasure up in there, along with a village of miniature people. If that doesn't work, have Haylie get gigantic bazoongas, wear a few pieces of fabric, and walk around outside of Mann's Chinese theater doing Jodie Marsh impressions.
Hillary has enough money of her own!!! this is ridiculous! Supposedly hillary's dad left her mom for another woman, so she is probably doing this out of bitterness!
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This kind of shit enrages me. 20plusK for a goddam birthday party!!?? I'm trying to get my stupid ex husband to help pay for COLLEGE for our oldest son and we're all eating ramen noodles for the next 2 years, FFS!!!
(And his 19th birthday (age of majority here) was last weekend and I couldn't afford to even buy him anything let alone throw a party!AND.....his father (my ex)didn't even REMEMBER his birthday. argh)
Wow, just wow. Not that it isn't possible. My "mother" and I use that term very loosely, didn't remember my 18th birthday and she had TWINS. She woke up that day and came into my room stating: "today is the day you are going to get rid of your dog." She then went on to say that she hated our dog and wanted me to give it to the pound, never caring that it would be put to sleep. I spent my 18th birthday driving up to L.A. because at that time the SPCA there didn't execute animals that were brought in by owners. I later found out that my dog, Shaggy, was adopted by a wealthy producer and was featured in Ace Ventura Pet Detective (yup, the dog that Jim Carey handled). That was my only birthday present. BTW...I moved out 2 weeks after that and haven't spoken to her since for a huge number of reasons. I am 37 now. She is a bitch.
If she can't get by on $10,000 a month, then she should get a job at Walmart or Taco Hell...Booger King. What a lazy ass.
Susan can't get along on 10,000 per MONTH? What a bitch. Get a fucking job. Isn't she still on her daughter's payroll?
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This kind of shit enrages me. 20plusK for a goddam birthday party!!?? I'm trying to get my stupid ex husband to help pay for COLLEGE for our oldest son and we're all eating ramen noodles for the next 2 years, FFS!!!
(And his 19th birthday (age of majority here) was last weekend and I couldn't afford to even buy him anything let alone throw a party!AND.....his father (my ex)didn't even REMEMBER his birthday. argh)
A perfect card, MK! We can send it to SJP, Hilary Swank, and Tori the Hutt, too.
As for the Olive Garden b-day song, it is so weird to me that you can't sing Happy Birthday at restaurants anymore. How can that be copyrighted?
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I hate reading about shit like this. If I had $10K a month I would be ecstatic! This just makes people hate them more that we already do. And I am pretty sure you could throw a kick ass party for a lot less than $25K. I have not a shred of sympathy for this orange eyeshadowed woman. If Hilary wants a $25K party, she can damn well pay for it herself, she's got plenty of money, although why I am not sure since she doesn't have a lot of talent IMO. OK, I'm done.
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For my 21st birthday I got no party. For my 21st birthday I bought myself a fkn six-pack of beer just to be able to get carded and show the salesguy I was 21, and I ended up not even getting carded. To add insult to injury, neither I nor any of my friends had the money to go drinking and my birthday fell on a weekday. To put it bluntly, my 21st sucked ass.
So stuff it and STFU, Horsey. You want a big party? Pay for it, yourself!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Hillary and company must be a$$hurt that they've never been as big as Hannah Montana is now. Not even Hannah Montana will be as big as the next vapid Disney starlet.
Bottom line is, these people have all proven that millions of dollars and a certain measure of fame cannot change the fact that they're loser-trash.
But Hillary's mom should consider getting a job. Whoring out her child and being overly dependent on her husband makes her look like a weak and ineffectual sot.
Hillary should realize that it's over -- she's no longer the center of attention for all the little teeniebopper magazines or pervs who watched those Lizzie movies to ogle her, not that she ever was all that incredibly famous. Her former fan base seems to have moved on. Also, off topic, her sister is almost offensively, aggressively ugly, yet that loserette clings to her minor notoriety by coattailing her younger sister.
A well-educated twenty year old with a "life well lived" would have better things to do than think money for a big party in honor of herself is so important. Whatever happened to a girl's friends just surprising her? Why does it have to be this big "look at me, paparazzi, please!" thing?
Mom can thank herself for screwing up her baby's priorities, and they're making asses of themselves now.
She's not a big star, so her and her dumbf**k mom need to stop fronting like she is.
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Does a bale of hay and a bucket of oats cost that much these days?
That is so stupid. Someone tell Hilary to pay for her own fucking party.
TinaTuna: I completely agree. It just struck me as funny.
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First off why cant the little pony just go to the bar with her friends like the rest of us did/do? Green label for everyone, YAY.
Next, can someone please translate the words of the song that the Olive Garden song? It was just a big blabbering mess. Thx. Clap Clap BIRTHDAY!
CthHoff. Ou, I am a bit jealous, But hey, why does our threesome have to involve My husband. lol.. We can just find someone else.. Muahahahaha. *changes locks on door*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Okie
you the jealous type? I smell a threesome coming.
If that's cool.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I met Hilary right before she was getting her driver's license- shit, that was 5 years ago?
Hilary can certainly afford to pay for her own party....or why doesn't Mom take the Lohan route and find a sponsor?
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Submitted by TinaTuna on August 28, 2008 - 8:46am.
Why can't Hilary pay for her own dumb party?!
Agreed! With all the money she has earned, I can't imagine that she couldn't afford the $25k to throw a party. Having said that, I do think that in the era of celebs having "sponsors" for their birthdays (i.e Skyy Vodka, Red Bull, etc.) it is nice to see a birthday party where the family picks up the bill....like normal people do.
What "normal people" throw $25K birthday parties?
Agreed, I meant normal people pay for their own parties not that $25k is normal. Sadly, in the age of My Super Sweet 16, and the family I know who has no savings whatsoever yet tapped out their home equity to pay for a Quinceañera, this is fast becoming more and more common.
CthHoff.. Nope, I love doggies. I have 2 house ones now. *pushes hubby into floor making room for ThHoff*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Okie, I'm packing mah bags.
You're not afraid of German Shepherds are you?
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
ChristineTHHoff.Why don't you just move to my house.. I think you will be better off. Well my muffin will be better off,, heehee.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
The attorney's comment is amazing (click the source).
Would your "adult millionaire daughter" be upset if she didn't receive a $25,000 birthday party?
What a bunch of losers.
Don't you love living in a fucking country where some kids get at 25K party and some kids go to bed crying from hunger?
I fucking give up. I'm moving to Tibet or something.
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Submitted by TinaTuna on August 28, 2008 - 8:46am.
Why can't Hilary pay for her own dumb party?!
Agreed! With all the money she has earned, I can't imagine that she couldn't afford the $25k to throw a party. Having said that, I do think that in the era of celebs having "sponsors" for their birthdays (i.e Skyy Vodka, Red Bull, etc.) it is nice to see a birthday party where the family picks up the bill....like normal people do.
What "normal people" throw $25K birthday parties?
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Completely avoidable: Hills should've paid for her own bash.
And if Hills needs cash that badly, she should marry that Rumer Willis lookalike she's dating; he's got bucks.
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Ha! Don't countermand a judge.
What happened to that feature film she was shooting like 6 months ago?
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$25k?! Just give her a couple of sugar cubes and carrots! That will make her neigh in delight.
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C'mon MK, be nice!! At least the pony, err, girl, doesn't go around town flashing her horsey no-nos!!
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If I had 25K, I will pay off my student loan, and start saving for a down payment in a house. F those rich people that throw money away in bullcrap
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Hillary is 21? She's been around so long I thought she must be older than that.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
her mom is not attractive
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the mom looks kind of like Roseanne.
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Just like the Spears clan these two idiots decided that their marriage was less important than having a famous child. So daddy Duff stayed back home and mama Duff took the brat off to L.A. to pimp her off to the Disney people.
Just getting what they both deserve.
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He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
Hillary should get a better birthday party than the other pony anyway. she's the breadwinner.
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Why go after the dad? Hilary can just work for the money to cover her party DURING the party by giving children rides on her back around a fenced prarie.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
i thought these girls were already in their 30's!
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25K for Hilary's birthday party sounds cheap if you compare it to the teen "events" seen on MTV's "My Super Sweet Sixteen". Still, it's frightening to think there's an army of overindulged, self-entitled kids out there who summarily expect to have their birthdays recognized by having mountains of cash spent on them.
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Why can't Hilary pay for her own dumb party?!
Agreed! With all the money she has earned, I can't imagine that she couldn't afford the $25k to throw a party. Having said that, I do think that in the era of celebs having "sponsors" for their birthdays (i.e Skyy Vodka, Red Bull, etc.) it is nice to see a birthday party where the family picks up the bill....like normal people do.