Pass The Popcorn
HoHan's main muff diver, SamRo, put her angry gayelle fingers to work and wrote a response to Michael Lohan's attacks on her MySpace. The butchie is so mad she could bite a dick. Okay, she's not THAT mad. It helps if you read this while wearing a strap-on. Don't ask questions. It just helps. Trust.
SHUT THE F*** UP
Current mood: bulliedi really don't want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words... so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay's life- i'm just sorry that she likes me more than him.
p.s. i'm not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living.... i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else....so I think it's safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all..... written by me..... when does your book come out mr. lohan?
Shouldn't her current mood be "gayelley"? I digress. Michael Lohan better watch his flabby, born-again ass! SamRo probably knows some major biker butchies who don't fuck around. The lezzie fun doesn't stop there! HoHan also posted a reponse to daddy on her MySpace. I'm sure she wrote this while doing the scissor with SamRo. These girls are talented. HoHan's response is longer, so it's after the jump. JUMP!!!!
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Current mood: betrayed
Category: LifeIf you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that's what i have believed my whole life- don't be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i think we know where the rest of this blog is going...
If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It really hurts, because i have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.
Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embaressment and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).
He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.
Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.
This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.
I'm not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on...
I have said enough, i have a therapist, and it is not the the camera man at x17.
I'm sure Michael would say it to her face, but she never answers his calls. And her face usually has a fur pie on it. She should have said: "If you have something to say! Say it to SamRo's fur pie!" That would make more sense.
And did HoHan say her mother has never sold her out?! Even White Oprah is laughing at that one! Speaking of, why doesn't White Oprah have a MySpace? She needs to be in the middle of all this fuckery. Honestly, did the woman fall down a K-hole or something? She's been so quiet lately. The earth can't spin correctly if White Oprah does not release one of her epic statements!
I love this born-again vs. lezzie drama! More! More! More! The pussy ball is in your court, Mista Lohan. Oh and can Anderson Cooper also comment on this shit? My loins are awaiting his response.
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Submitted by hollywood_hypocrisy on August 28, 2008 - 8:25am.
And yet she extremely passive-aggressively blogs about her father on myspace, instead of (and I quote AGAIN), "being a coward and saying it to others first, let alone all the media in the world-"
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Someone should submit the blog to passiveaggressivenotes.com. They'll tear it apart over there!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
LOL speakit
She shouldn't piss off her future father in law.
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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.
Young people always talk like this. She should've just said "Michael Lohan is pathetic. End of story".
I would've liked it if she had just said, "Michael who?"
Angry giwl.. She needs dick soooo bad!! *sends 2 by mail*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
i don't care what this dirty little man chick has to say...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
I love it when a dumb ho says "I am not going to respond..." and then DOES.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Yeah, it is a little funny that HoHan says (and I quote), "If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that's what i have believed my whole life-"
And yet she extremely passive-aggressively blogs about her father on myspace, instead of (and I quote AGAIN), "being a coward and saying it to others first, let alone all the media in the world-"
The apple doesn't really fall far from the tree, ladies and gents.
if Mark Ronson is at all traumatized by the whole drama he's welcome to seek comfort in my arms....;P
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
i don't know what lindsay see in her. she always looks mad and constipated.
I'm quite sure Blohan knows how to contact her father. To take it down to his level & make things public is infantile. It would have been so much classier to talk to him privately & tell the press, if they ask, that it's a personal matter between her father & her.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
I have to say, the pixie cut and color is an improvement.
I agree with the wussiness of using the internet and/or media to communicate one's feud. This would never have worked for the Hatfields and the McCoy's.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Good god, SamRo is illiterate. Maybe she can mix in some "Hooked on Phonics" when she's DJ-ing. And, these blogging displays of drama are so pathetic and desperate.
...and I'm supposed to care...why?
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
K2 & Green is Good ~ I agree 100%
For drama, this sure is pretty boring. I want to see some hair pulling and spitting on this fine Thursday morning. Who's going to deliver?
WTF is wrong with everyone? Have they lost their backbone? What is with the blogging bullshit on Myspace? Why doesn't she call the guy and deal with the confrontation? Lets face it, she is irrelevant and so is LL at this point. The only thing fascinating about Lindsay is her relationship with another woman. Of course Sam has a right to defend herself - but then atleast do that. Don't hide behind a web page spewing out nasty shit and not resolve anything. I think this Sam chic looks like a dirtbag - and that's not because she's gay. It's because she looks like a dirtbag. She knew hooking up with "out of control, in rehab 3 times Lohan", would get her attention. Maybe her father isn't so far off with his allegations.
And did HoHan say her mother has never sold her out?! Even White Oprah is laughing at that one!
hoohaaa MK you are the best but there is a "White Oprah" on myspace, he/she are one of my friends, but it's not the real DiHo.
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wow the asshole was trying to protect his own book not lindsay. I'm with hohan on this one. Whatever the fuck she does is one thing, she is famous in her own right. but this dipshit papa lohan trying to make money off her and become famous and valid by trying to affect her life and hurt ppl around her is disgusting
watch me boogie :"Gayelleness should not impede your ability to punctuate your shit properly. We've already got one Rosie speaking in toddler phrases."
LMAO this made my morning!
also who are LiHo's co-workers?
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I'm starting to get Michael Lohan confused with Jon Voight.
I thought I had it rough with the shit my mother puts in the family newsletter.
(edit: need more java)
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
Im starting to like these two whores a bunch
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
I wish these celebutards would not use the internet (Facebook, My Space) for their public feuds.
Geezus...these asshats need to grow the hell up.
RoRo and Lohan should settle it like REAL men: in the parking lot behind a 7-Eleven.
Come on Ronson. We all know you do it for the pussy.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
"If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that's what i have believed my whole life"
Say it to my face, OOOOR post it on a myspace blog.
Stupid cunt.
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
All those dashes piss me off. I don't know why. Gayelleness should not impede your ability to punctuate your shit properly. We've already got one Rosie speaking in toddler phrases.
I don't know, HoHan seems a lot happier with Sam. Regardless, Michael Lohan is a huge douchebag who needs some duct tape for his yapper.
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Poorly written, but she pretty much nailed the situation.
Why do these people feel the need to post public statements? They ALL need to shaddup.
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Damn total classy family!!!
one thing I learned from my family (as fucked up as they are) is that you keep your problems to your selves, no one needs to know what goes on behind close doors, specially not the media.
Dumbasses
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Burp...fart...scratch crotch....YAWN. Next.
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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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"i have a therapist, and it is not the camera man at x17."
Lindsay made a funny.