Dear Christine Prody, It's Time To Go
O.J. Simpson's girlfriend, Christine Prody, has been through a lot of effed up shit this year. Earlier this year, she was hospitalized for busting up her head after falling at a gas station. A few months later her head and arms went through the windshield of her car during a bad accident. And now comes this shit. The National Enquirer reports that Christine and O.J got their asses kicked by his 39-year-old daughter on August 24th.
Cops were called to his home after his daughter, Arnelle, attacked the both of them. Arnelle beat the juice out of him because he's not paying support to her mother, Marguerite. Marguerite is working at Walmart to pay the bills.
The fight ended with Arnelle pushing his fugly ass into a glass cupboard. A source said, "O.J. hit the cupboard hard and the glass shattered all over him. He fell to the floor, bleeding." Wait, did Arnelle recently visit Kelly Osbourne? Anyway, Arnelle panicked and called 911 but quickly hung up. 911 operators still traced the call and sent police.
A police report was filed, but O.J. refused to press charges. The article didn't say how badly Christine was injured. With her luck, she probably has a fucking broken neck and a bruised bagina.
Christine needs to wake up and NOT smell the O.J. He is a bad luck charm. Since she's been with him, she's suffered a busted head, broken legs and who knows what else. It's time for her to put her fake chichis on the next Greyhound bus. Destination: SAFETY! Her eyebrows are too beautiful to be living with all that drama.
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Hope this doesn't hurt OJ's wholesome image.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I'm no OJ fan by any means, but why would his dumb daughter expect him to still be sending support to this wife who he divorced over 20 years ago? Surely theres no legal agreement and she couldnt expect him to send $$ based on moral gounds!?? Maybe 40 yr old crazy ass Arnelle should send her mom money if shes so concerned.
How bad do you have to be for your own daughter to put the beat down on you? Oh, right, you'd have to be a double-murderer. Never mind.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
I want to see what Sydney and the boy look like, aren't they young adult by now?
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
They seem like the kind of people who pour canned beer into plastic wine flutes.
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 27, 2008 - 8:30pm.
Hahaha. I'd rather go have sex with a bag of wire hangers.
Arnelle must be some crazy daughter then again look at Daddy.
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Sorry MK, but after that guy got his head chopped off on Greyhound, you won't catch my ass anywhere NEAR a bus; not a safe haven anymore....
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Not only is payback a bitch but it comes in the form of your own kid.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by Manimal5 on August 27, 2008 - 8:27pm.
I thought it was double agent 00-Sheeps reporting in.
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Hahahahahahahaha *Grabs DeeDee hand and both hide behind Manimal*
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
All of these people just need to be put to sleep for the sake of humanity.
Submitted by Albatross on August 27, 2008 - 7:08pm.
Those hooters are scary. That's all I'm gonna say.
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Yet, I'm pretty sure they could save your life. In the event of a plane crash, fuck your seat cushion, if that bitch is sitting next to yo' ass grab her...She got TWO flotation devices, and both them bitches survived O.J. Yeah, that's all I'm sayin....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sheeps on August 27, 2008 - 8:26pm.
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I would FedEx you a volume of something, but I'm sure you have Googled, printed, and alphabetized everything ever written.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
She must be a big woman. I mean, to push a former football player who's gotten a bit heavy?
Wonder if O.J. ever went after Angie Harmon? She reminds me a lot of Nicole Brown.
Submitted by Manimal5 on August 27, 2008 - 5:27pm.
Smartass. Look, if you're going through a dry spell, I can set you up with the Caption This model. In her world, pretty much anyone is cougar prey.
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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Go Arnelle...I'm imagining and "Airplane" (the movie) style smack down when there's a line of peeps to beat a ho down. They start with Nicole's kids, the Brown and Goldman family and end with THAT FUCKER'S BODY REDUCED TO BONE MEAL.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sheeps on August 27, 2008 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 27, 2008 - 8:23pm.
Wikinator?
I thought it was double agent 00-Sheeps reporting in. HAHAHa
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Submitted by Sluttsville on August 27, 2008 - 5:23pm.
*FedExing you the "Talking Potty Humor Collection," vols. 1-9*
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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.
Thank you Arnelle!!! The Browns and Goldmans I'm sure also thank you.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 27, 2008 - 7:21pm.
Mr. Know-It-All *hides behind Slitty, giggling*
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Cada dia se aprende algo nuevo.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 27, 2008 - 8:21pm.
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*snickers*.....Wikinator *runs away*
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by Zeenie on August 27, 2008 - 7:20pm.
Submitted by mike on August 27, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 27, 2008 - 8:14pm.
And how about Sheryl Crow's First Cut is the Deepest as an encore?
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Or "Cut The Cake" by Average White Band?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Transcript of OJ in 1999 calling 911 to tattle on Prody and "Ped-roh Gu-rerr-oh":
"We have a problem here. I'm trying to get a girl to go to rehab. ... She's been doing drugs for two days with Pedro Guerrero, who just got arrested for cocaine, and I'm trying to get her to leave her house and go into rehab right now.
I'm frustrated...arrested for having 15 keys of cocaine recently. Me and a friend just came over and said, 'You're going into a rehab.' She got mad, she just got her car and now she's loaded out of her mind in her Mustang driving around town. She needs to be stopped."
Submitted by mike on August 27, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 27, 2008 - 8:14pm.
And how about Sheryl Crow's First Cut is the Deepest as an encore?
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Spousal support??? Correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't his money being going to the Goldmans and Browns???
& surprise, his first wife's working at Walmart; lawyers cost.
SOMEONE needs to beat OJ's ass. Good to keep it in the family then. Too bad about the girlfriend, but she must have a deathwish hooking up with him for so long.
The only reason that Christine is still around is because OJ hasn't found a similar looking replacement....he's rather fond of that look.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Damn, guess that violence against loved ones thing runs in the fam?
******Come on in, motherfucker! Come on in!******
Submitted by Mr. President on August 27, 2008 - 8:14pm.
If they do get married I wonder if they'll be playing Bryan Adams' "Cuts Like a Knife" at the wedding.
For the slow dances, yes. When the want to up the tempo, they'll play Peter Murphy's "Cuts You Up".
If they do get married I wonder if they'll be playing Bryan Adams' "Cuts Like a Knife" at the wedding.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I can't believe that this woman is still dating OJ. Didn't something happen last year or so where the police was called to the house? Marguerite jumped shipped a lifetime ago, and I don't blame her.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
The girl in the pic with O.J. (not sure if it's Arnelle) looks amazingly like him (and I rarely notice family resemblances).
I thought O.J. was going to prison? What ever happened with all of that?
Submitted by Albatross on August 27, 2008 - 7:08pm.
Those hooters are scary. That's all I'm gonna say.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just now noticed the tan lines. I'm with you, Albatross!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Pity Arnelle didn't kill his sorry, murdering ass.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Wait, did Arnelle recently visit Kelly Osbourne?
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MK you are so crazy. LOL
That Arnelle is a tough one that kicks arse on the regular.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
"The fight ended with Arnelle pushing his fugly ass into a glass cupboard".
Finally, we know the REAL story of how Kim Kardassian cut her foot.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
He should take another stab at marriage, it always works out so well for him.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Those hooters are scary. That's all I'm gonna say.
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