Dear Christine Prody, It's Time To Go
O.J. Simpson's girlfriend, Christine Prody, has been through a lot of effed up shit this year. Earlier this year, she was hospitalized for busting up her head after falling at a gas station. A few months later her head and arms went through the windshield of her car during a bad accident. And now comes this shit. The National Enquirer reports that Christine and O.J got their asses kicked by his 39-year-old daughter on August 24th.
Cops were called to his home after his daughter, Arnelle, attacked the both of them. Arnelle beat the juice out of him because he's not paying support to her mother, Marguerite. Marguerite is working at Walmart to pay the bills.
The fight ended with Arnelle pushing his fugly ass into a glass cupboard. A source said, "O.J. hit the cupboard hard and the glass shattered all over him. He fell to the floor, bleeding." Wait, did Arnelle recently visit Kelly Osbourne? Anyway, Arnelle panicked and called 911 but quickly hung up. 911 operators still traced the call and sent police.
A police report was filed, but O.J. refused to press charges. The article didn't say how badly Christine was injured. With her luck, she probably has a fucking broken neck and a bruised bagina.
Christine needs to wake up and NOT smell the O.J. He is a bad luck charm. Since she's been with him, she's suffered a busted head, broken legs and who knows what else. It's time for her to put her fake chichis on the next Greyhound bus. Destination: SAFETY! Her eyebrows are too beautiful to be living with all that drama.
ShareThis
Submitted by NitWitty on August 27, 2008 - 10:58pm.
Hi Nitty. Hi Everyone. Time Warner Cable (which provides my DSL) is having service problems so I keep on losing my connection, so assuming I can post this message, hello! And likely goodbye cause this is way too frustrating.
I can't believe some people actually do not believe this story cause he did not cut her up or beat her back. Like I said, he got a case pending and does not need more trouble. Moreover, if Arnelle grew up seeing her lovely daddy beat people up, she likely learned it was/is Ok to answer with violence. Oh well....(oh and am not saying everyone that grew up with beating parents beat people).
____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by VMDA78 on August 27, 2008 - 8:38pm.
The source for this story is the national enquirer, the enquirer has been known for making up stories, for me the story is questionable
----------------
Not that I don't think NE is trash, but WHO do you think broke the John Edwards story, last year, and again a month before his "confession"?
**************************************************
Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple
Submitted by xxyxz on August 27, 2008 - 11:44pm.
Thank him for my new car!
***********************************************
Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Slutts,
If you need a merkin, I have an old bath mat you can use...I will die it to match a Tx Flag..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by NitWitty on August 27, 2008 - 11:45pm.
Xxy, don't give me your ph# here..know I'm thinking of you
***************************************
I want it, so I can call your FIL, I read your funny story today.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
TV, you didn't need to gimme' your SS#! I'm not Slutty, yano?! I'd love to give you a wedgie but I'm afraid to go there these days.
Xxy, don't give me your ph# here..know I'm thinking of you and I'll get in touch with you and we'll figure something out on my next time around! xoxoxox
*******************
Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
TV
I saw that Mr. Xxyxz's cousin had a RX of Valtrex & I thought of you
She could have at least made one of Christine's over-engorged titties burst or something, those things look mighty swollen!
Your face!
The source for this story is the national enquirer, the enquirer has been known for making up stories, for me the story is questionable. People think that O.J committed two murders, i honestly don't believe he would allow any of his children to put a beat down on him, just not believeable for me.
I'll give you my phone number if you ever come this way.
I just have to give it to you on here since I don't have an e-mail
Account anymore
Submitted by NitWitty on August 27, 2008 - 11:33pm.
Ok, I ♥ you too.
My SS# is 6.
***********************************************
Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by NitWitty on August 27, 2008 - 11:29pm.
word! whoop that ass, arnelle!
*hugs* Sexy Xxy! Nope. Sorry! Just saw your post!
Never made it out. First time in 15 years. But did have a fab vacay down this way. Hope all is well. So glad to see so many old timers on tonight! And even more shocking!? They aren't talking about needing depends!
*******************
Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 27, 2008 - 10:24pm.
DeeDee, have you tried manhole covers???
______________________________
I use manhole covers for my melons already. I need something a little more lightweight.
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
Cada dia se aprende algo nuevo.
PSL, those kids are fucked. they got his genes ;/
poor kids! not their fault really. you can't choose your parents.
I am too glad that Arnelle whooped her dumbass daddy's ass. She should've got the other kids he fathered and started a bitchslap line. He totally can't say he didn't have that shit coming.
Submitted by Haribo on August 27, 2008 - 10:24pm.
i probably should feel sorry for the chick on the right but she must be totally fucked up in the brains for sleeping with a killer so NO sympathy!
*****************
ITA! If she's too st00pid to get the "Nicole" make-over and run before it's paid off then she deserves a good Arnelle make-over!
*******************
Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Hello everyone
My name is Jessica ... I am a dlistedloonie
I can't stay away from this place
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 27, 2008 - 11:24pm.
Those melons missed harvest season.
***********************************************
Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Yes Haribo, it is extremely comforting to know this man is Father to 4 children, one who has problems with violence and the law all the time....God help the little ones...
**************************************************
Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple
i probably should feel sorry for the chick on the right but she must be totally fucked up in the brains for sleeping with a killer so NO sympathy!
DeeDee, have you tried manhole covers???
xxyxz: Dang...twice in 2 nights.
OT--Those boobs remind me of out of season cantaloupe. They look almost normal, but something tells you that it's not the same.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Was Nicole a trophy wife because he hunted down and killed her like a whitetail deer? Did he ever manage to get her stuffed and mounted?
***********************************************
Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Back when OJ's trial was on, a friend of mine made a living selling those t-shirts and watches to the throng on the steps of the courthouse no less. There was also a range of guilty as hell ones as well. Gotta hedge ya bets, yeah?
he's got 4?! oh god, even 'better' ;/
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 27, 2008 - 11:17pm.
Hmmm, starter wife = 2 kids, escaped with her life. Wife 2 = 2 kids and being murdered. Wife 3 must = 2 kids with corpse bride.
***********************************************
Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
LOL... Who's bitchen about bodily functions?
J/k. Hi to NitWitty. Did you ever come to Santa Barbara in July or August?
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 27, 2008 - 10:10pm.
You and Nitty need to stop blaming me.
____________________________
Hey I'm not blaming you. It's the damn merkin store. They don't make merkins in moonshapes or Slitty sizes.
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
Cada dia se aprende algo nuevo.
His first wife was his starter wife- he had 2 kids, Arnelle and Jason....I don't think there were any more with her. He had another 2 with the Trophy Wife Nicole...
**************************************************
Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple
i thought this fuck had only kids with his white ex wife too. too bad his daughter didn't OJ him.
Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on August 27, 2008 - 11:02pm.
Hey slutz remember me? I miss you all so much!
***********************************************
I remember you...Motel 8.. Jersey...you kept crying about the Jersey Devil. Where have you been?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 27, 2008 - 11:11pm.
That's his daughter? When did he fuck a black woman...hmmm must of lost a bet or something.
____________________
And here's someone I'd like to OJ right now!
Just asking Umbertoooo but are you black or white?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on August 27, 2008 - 11:07pm.
Oh TV, old maybe but I would lick those unfortunate tatoos into next Tuesday.
********************************************
Hard to shop around for the right artist when you're doing 3 to 5.
***********************************************
Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
i found an interesting verb in the online slang dictionary...check it out folks!
OJ
verb
to stab.
to kill. Origin: the double murder trial of football star O.J. Simpson.
Go ahead, OJ them.
Submitted by DeeDee on August 27, 2008 - 11:07pm.
*****************************************
You know DeeDee, that stuff will fall off your credit report in 10 years....but you'll always have those vague semi-coma memories of our 1 night.
BTW, it isn't my fault that Ebayers aren't interested in oversized merkins...I don't dictate the damn market in Polaroids. You and Nitty need to stop blaming me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
I wish I still had my "IF IT DOESN'T FIT YOU MUST ACQUIT" t-shirt - along with the watch that had OJ's SUV on one hand, and a cop car on the other so the cops were chasing the juice around the clock. Oh, and the second hand was also a knife. I'd put that shit up on ebay.
Cunt is guilty as all hell. Given half the chance, I'd kick him fair in the grapes as hard as I could.
Oh TV, old maybe but I would lick those unfortunate tatoos into next Tuesday.
O/T...those boobs are mega, mega, gross.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 27, 2008 - 10:02pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 27, 2008 - 10:58pm.
***************************************
Right back at you TV..... Say honey, weren't you going to give me you SS# or MC number so that I could make a quick beer run.
____________________________
Don't do it TV. You're credit report will be inundated with fraudulant charges of eBay photographs, Ginsu knives, ciggys, and Depends.
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
Cada dia se aprende algo nuevo.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 27, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Slutts, I've loved you for a while, as you know, but now I want to shout it from Rooftops!
**********************************************
PSL is in da house.....shout-it girlfriend, I thought I was the only one that wasn't enjoying the potty talk.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Arnelle should box Kfed and Michael Blowhard...at the same time tomake things fair!!
-----
Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
I would give a way my live for the chance to fuck him up..
-----------------------------------------------
"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
BCAW!!! Holy shit! How you doing? *said in Joey Tribiani voice*
**************************************
"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 27, 2008 - 11:02pm.
My SS# is 4. I'm very old.
***********************************************
Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Hey slutz remember me? I miss you all so much!
Walmart ouch times must be rough...
"BLOOD SPILL ON ISLE FOUR!!"
-----
Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 27, 2008 - 10:58pm.
***************************************
Right back at you TV..... Say honey, weren't you going to give me you SS# or MC number so that I could make a quick beer run.
*Warns Nitty, Dee, & IG to remain silent*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
There wouldn't have been so much blood left at the crime scene if OJ had some Sham-wows at that time.
---------------------------------------
Slutts, I've loved you for a while, as you know, but now I want to shout it from Rooftops!
**************************************************
Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple
Every single one of OJ's kids has been in trouble with the law over violence. Like serious violence, including the girl he had with Nicole Brown Simpson.
Arnelle is so fucked up- but I guess I'd be pretty fucking angry if OJ was my Dad....
**************************************************
Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple