HoHan Wants Daddy To Stop
E! reported that HoHan's favorite labia licker, SamRo, is planning to write a tell-all about her life. I think the working title is called "How To Bag A HoHan In 20 Steps." Step 1 through 5 probably involve illegal substances, leggings, orange grease and cotton gussets.
Michael Lohan got wind (aka the media farted it in his ear) of SamRo's supposed tell-all and issued this statement: "She's using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some L.A. DJ. And now she's writing a book? I am at wit's end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay's best interest." No, what's in HoHan's best interest is if you move to Pluto and change your name to Michael Blohard.
HoHan issued her own statement to Access Hollywood: “He’s out of control. I want him to stop hurting and talking to the media about the people I love." You see this, Michael? You're going to make the gayelle cry! Nobody likes to see a sad, freckly gayelle!
The strangest part of this whole thing is that I don't have a statement from White Oprah to post. Weird indeed. Where in orange hell is she? Did Nana Lohan forget to take her out of the tanning bed again?
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Oh, whatever. MiLo has used Lindsay since the day she started acting. He's just pissed that someone else might be able to make some cash off her.
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That's funny, cuz i want the whole fucking Lohan clan to shut the fuck up, including Nana!
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was that the motion picture herbie she stared in or was it just my luck or was it.... u sluts fill me in on her films
SHE IS A GRADE A ACTESSS
booooooya!
love my bloho red head lesbo sam ron eater!
sure she(blohan) luvs thee attention her dad brings her, good or bad
she is a straight up brat and a hoe and a druggie
any press bad or good for her is good
she is basically a red head (har har har not!) paris hilton
young >who gives a fuck> i wannna partay!>
and as an "actress" gawd i hope she fades aways, but that wont happen soon! just like her nemesis pasis
they are both in the same boat
GUESS SHE WAS GOOD IN THE PARENT TRAP!
THE SEQUEAL! HAHAHA
AND MEAN GIRLS WAS A HIT BACK IN THE DAY
SEEEYEAH
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
I love Lindsay.. i know it's a horrible disease i have. Her dad is a staight up cracker. Looking to cut up everyone else for screwing up Lindsays life except himself.
I like the whole Lilo and SamRo thing they have going on, She refuses to comment about Lindsay.. ever. now she's going to write a tell-all book? I just dont believe it.
Note how Lindsay is holding up her Cartier bangle in distress?
ASD, but I bet they have snogged. And when Lindsay moves on, as she will when she gets a decent, roll/role in something, then Samro will self combust from the bootlaces up. Watch and see.
I can understand where MikeL is coming from. I remember an interview with SamRo in People (she was their top up and coming DJ) a few years ago when she talked about writing a book about the celebs whose parties she attended, whom she had dated (i believe Cynthia Nixon was one she claimed.)
and NOBODY (book companies) WANTED IT!
Now that she's with Lindsay they suddenly want it and she's going to write it. (and I really thought that SamRo would be a good influence over Lindsay because Lindsay is (obviously) such a lost little girl who does whatever around her does because she wants so badly to fit in.
LL just needs someone whom will love her for being herself. It just a shame that who she thought she found it in turned out to be someone cashing in as well.
SURVEY:
How many people think that Lohan's romance is the real thing and how many think its just an attention seeking device?
Just curious. Lohan is acting demure right now, but we all know shes a crazy attention seeking slut.
Fuck me, I am actually on Lindsey's side this time.
Michael Lohan and Mitch Wino and Papa Joe Simpson are the trifecta symbol on the coat of arms for the STFU Society.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Can we just put these assholes in a commune and watch them blow each other up?
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
Aw holy hell the fucking lesbian thing is keeping her in the tabloids, why else all the attention!?
Your face!
Michael Lohan got wind (aka the media farted it in his ear) of SamRo's supposed tell-all and issued this statement: "She's using my daughter. ...
Samro might be using your daughter as Bilbo the Dildo but really who is using who here.
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@Snarkey
I can't remember the last time I have seen a celebrity so thoroughly and deliberately fuck up their reputation and their career.
I don't think "deliberately" is the right word. And I think this article shows that.
IG, in order to make a date you would need to remove the bottle out of your mouth and walk over without falling....we both know that's not going to happen anytime soon.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Slutts, I can make my own damn dates. Hell if you're getting your 95% this time.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by Kp on August 27, 2008 - 10:15pm.
The only freckly people I like are ginges! Go Red!
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Kp, I've found the perfect soulmate for you....are you male/female...single....oh hell that's not important....Do you drink Kp, if so, I've found the perfect mate for you.
Hi PSL..
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
I can't remember the last time I have seen a celebrity so thoroughly and deliberately fuck up their reputation and their career. It's absolutely incredible that this bitch can be this stupid. It boggles the mind.
her father is such a desperate loser...no wonder Lilo turned out the way she did, and has horrible tatse in men.
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The only freckly people I like are ginges! Go Red!
Submitted by zomay on August 27, 2008 - 9:44pm.
Do these nuts have to issue statements about every damn thing that floats into their heads?
Watch for my reply to this on E!
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Submitted by zomay on August 27, 2008 - 9:56pm.
speakit on August 27, 2008 - 6:47pm.
Is it just pineapple cake or pineapple upside down cake? will there be maraschino cherries?
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You know I don't know for sure, but we get it from this fantastic little mom and pop bakery and the cake is real light and the top is sweet and sticky. It looks ugly and yet it melts in your mouth. You can come over! We will make a statement that you are coming over via People Magazine. Stay tuned!
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Thank you for the invite! Sounds delicious. Um... will there be a photo shoot? I wanna hold a piece of the cake and pose like PP.
Glad she's got her shit a little more together. But she's gone meh. She isn't even cute anymore-- just hard Jersey girl.
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speakit on August 27, 2008 - 6:47pm.
Is it just pineapple cake or pineapple upside down cake? will there be maraschino cherries?
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You know I don't know for sure, but we get it from this fantastic little mom and pop bakery and the cake is real light and the top is sweet and sticky. It looks ugly and yet it melts in your mouth. You can come over! We will make a statement that you are coming over via People Magazine. Stay tuned!
Submitted by zomay on August 27, 2008 - 9:44pm.
Do these nuts have to issue statements about every damn thing that floats into their heads?
I am going to make a statement to People Magazine AND Access Hollywood that I am making a veggie lasagna this weekend and my mom MIGHT come over with pineapple cake. We MIGHT watch the Labor Day Murder She Wrote Marathon, but I don't want to make any promises. My mom will of course have her own statement come out later this week. We are aware that all of the world is in need of this info.
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Is it just pineapple cake or pineapple upside down cake? will there be maraschino cherries?
lilo's father is just as much of a media whore as white oprah...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Do these nuts have to issue statements about every damn thing that floats into their heads?
I am going to make a statement to People Magazine AND Access Hollywood that I am making a veggie lasagna this weekend and my mom MIGHT come over with pineapple cake. We MIGHT watch the Labor Day Murder She Wrote Marathon, but I don't want to make any promises. My mom will of course have her own statement come out later this week. We are aware that all of the world is in need of this info.
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LiLo looks like she inhales nicotine and farts gasoline. Rancid, baby!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 27, 2008 - 7:52pm.
"Nobody likes to see a sad, freckly gayelle!"
IG does, she loves anything freckly...doesn't make if it's crying, coughing, laughing, or spitting. If it's freckly, IG will luvs it.
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Not to mention farting. You forgot the farting.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by DeeDee on August 27, 2008 - 8:30pm.
Statements like this will almost guarantee Michael Lohan the Long Island Association's "Asshat Dad of the Year" Award.
On Fathers Day Lindsay and Michael probably just publish statements to one another on E!.
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"Nobody likes to see a sad, freckly gayelle!"
IG does, she loves anything freckly...doesn't make if it's crying, coughing, laughing, or spitting. If it's freckly, IG will luvs it.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Lo Lo is wearing the Cartier love bracelet. You are suppose to give your loved one the special key for the bracelet.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
they could kiss, make up and have a double wedding wuth Oprah officiating.
How can she write about her life she is still so young?
Statements like this will almost guarantee Michael Lohan the Long Island Association's "Asshat Dad of the Year" Award.
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Is that Dina or Lindsay? That polyester hair!
Michael Lohan is pissed that SamRo is "using" his daughter. Hey, that's his gig!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I wonder if Lindsay still has to pay Super Dad for his "managerial services" or if her mangie mom gets all that now? Hope Sam Ronson marries her orange ass and takes over her finances -- FIRE those leeches, Sammy boi!
Lemme guess: this tell-all will skip over SamRo's drug-dealing, pacts with paps, and scores of other unpleasant topics?
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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.
It's weird; I never expected Lindsay would turn out to be my favorite Lohan.
Michael is probably afraid to see the real truth in writing. I doubt that Samro would write a book to hurt Lezzy lohan. Her Dad? Maybe.
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I want you to stop walking around all day doing nothing. How about that Lo Lo?!
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
Submitted by speakit on August 27, 2008 - 6:55pm.
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Diet Coke it is, but you ain't getting my bendy straw.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by islandgirl on August 27, 2008 - 7:53pm.
Submitted by speakit on August 27, 2008 - 6:51pm.
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Jinx.
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"Hohan Wants Daddy To Stop"
Hey, we all want Daddy to stop.
Submitted by speakit on August 27, 2008 - 6:51pm.
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Jinx.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
"I am at wit's end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay's best interest."
At wit's end? Micheal, you HAVE no wit. How can you be at the end of it?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
The witless can't be at wit's end.
Hey MIKEY!! Here's a thought... instead of discussing with the media, why not be a dad, and talk to her? OH that's right. You already fukked that up. Well, you always have your not official engagement party to plan.
Guess Sam won't be DJ at Mike's wedding, huh?
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