Wednesday, August 27th 2008
Demure. Graceful. Stunning.
As always, Jodie Marsh looked like a delicate flower freshly plucked from the Garden of Eden at the premiere of "Daylight Robbery" in London tonight.
I have only have one more thing to say : Christopher Nolan, here is your Catwoman. You're welcome.
Wenn
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this outfit is almost perfect. what would make it perfect you ask? skunk slippers of course!
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The impressions fans have of celebrities are always fictional. - Stephen King
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 27, 2008 - 4:09pm.
In another corner (although its a round corner because if the corner is married and pointy she will accost it with her Vortex Vadge of Marital Doom)
The Seductress of Semen...Sienna Miller
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"If she's {Jenna Jameson} a devout Catholic, then I'm Mary Full of Grace."
His Holiness MK, 8/25/08
How do these chicks make the shirt stay on the breast like that and can they teach me? Her breast looks a lot better than before though.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Thank God for two-way tape!!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
Gross. Hey Jodie, check out todays "caption this" pic for today...welcome to your future!
I do not think there are any words that can describe the depths of sadness I feel when I look at these pictures.
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
What bothers me the most is her blush. Blush just bothers me. I always use a face powder a shade or two darker than my normal color. I mean COME ON, if it wasn't for the blush, she'd look totallllllly natural.
I always get her mixed up with the other lady Katie.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
The Ultimate Queen of Skank Bitch Fight:
In one corner: The Empress of Lucite, Shauna Sand
In one corner: The Tsarina of Leather, Jodie Marsh
In one corner: The Countess of Cuntry, Jessica Simpson
In one corner: The Princess of Herpes, Paris Hilton
Attention dlisters: Please feel free to add more corners.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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NARSTY!
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"If she's {Jenna Jameson} a devout Catholic, then I'm Mary Full of Grace."
His Holiness MK, 8/25/08
Who effing knew there was one soul on the planet that would emulate Jordon! Yowzers!
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
That's just pathetic. Trampy and sad is this woman-beast.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
She's trying too hard. Or not hard enough. I can't decide.