Wednesday, August 27th 2008
Demure. Graceful. Stunning.
As always, Jodie Marsh looked like a delicate flower freshly plucked from the Garden of Eden at the premiere of "Daylight Robbery" in London tonight.
I have only have one more thing to say : Christopher Nolan, here is your Catwoman. You're welcome.
Wenn
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I nevah evah show any cleavage.
Anyone who wants to see my cleavage is gonna have to buy a ticket and stand in line.
They are THAT spectacular.
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
WTH, DeeDee wouldn't loan me that outfit, but she'll let Jodie wear it. Pfffft...friends my ass!
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Apparently it was a boobie liberation party.
Submitted by boomsy on August 27, 2008 - 3:32pm.
I'm not coming if Umbertooo's invited....
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hahahaha. of course that bozo isn't invited, bubbeleh ♥
And hey bring all the rugrats, too.
I'm installing a huge waterslide.
And afterwards we are going to auction off all the kids to gay couples.
Good times, good times.
xxyxz
sure, I'll give you another chance
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
Further proof that self love and self respect don't go hand in hand.
I cant imagine the attention these kind of outfits get her...i swear that if i put on a "boobie shirt" with like 1/20th the cleavage she has I get eye-raped by every guy in the place. Its horrifying and although i love my boobs, i dont love them that much to endure that kind of attention very often. Its scary.
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
outfits like this are very telling about what body part the wearer is insecure about. yeah yeah, I know little is left to the imagination, but it covers her waist -- or lack of waist. Most of these supertrannified chicks are in dire need of waistlines/natural curvature.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
LOL @ who datt
Oh yeah, did anyone else take note of the dark brown hair on her arms??? And the fact that she about a dozen moles (probably cancerous) on her titties??? Ewwwwwww. lol
Submitted by Leatherette on August 27, 2008 - 5:52pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 27, 2008 - 6:46pm.
On topic: MK, Shauna Sand is going to be sooooo jelly....At least you didn't call another woman of her ilk "elegant"...That word is reserved for Shauna...
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Miz Sands wouldn't bother sullying her rosebud lips and wasting her precious time on this peon. A demure buttercup this wanna-be may be, BUT wanna be she STILL BE!
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So true...I mean, I believe it was CoCo Chanel who once said, "No outfit is complete without exquisite lucite platform hooker heels..." Ok, maybe that was Ice-T's skank CoCo but big diff. Both are fashion icons noted for their taste and elegance...Oh, Jodie, so close and yet so far....Go get the some exquisite lucite fuck me shoes...NOW!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
With such little material to that outfit, it's obvious there was no more room to carry her pride, dignity and shame to the event.
That outfit...if you want to call it that...makes her look like she has a pot-belly. Total Fug.
She's such a demure and shy gal....
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
This is a look that screams, "Dontchu love me??? Don't you love my titanic sized HH titties, my peroxide bleached hair, the gargantuan spider legs curling out of my eyelids, the toxic blush on my melanoma infested flesh?? Oh god, don't you want me? YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO LOVE ME!!!"
Attention whore? Noooooooooooooooooooo.......
i was absolutely positive that was Cindy McCain, same classy look
Sad. That is just....sad.
Fuh-kin hoo-er.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
Great Googamooga. Next to her, Jenna Jamison looks like Princess Dianna. She even makes Jordan look demure.
I was a fool to ever leave you
You were a fool to let me go
Demure. Graceful. Stunning.
I'm thinking skanky, spanky and wanky.
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If those puppies try any harder to escape we might have to call PETA. That being said, this is the kind of over-the-top glamor that I love to see. As MK said once before, why can't Michelle Obama or Cindy McCain take a lesson from this?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 27, 2008 - 6:46pm.
On topic: MK, Shauna Sand is going to be sooooo jelly....At least you didn't call another woman of her ilk "elegant"...That word is reserved for Shauna...
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Miz Sands wouldn't bother sullying her rosebud lips and wasting her precious time on this peon. A demure buttercup this wanna-be may be, BUT wanna be she STILL BE!
BUT, post-girls like these are what got me coming back to this twatforsaken site, so keep it up, Mr. Sister.
... she does sort of look like like an aging 80s hairband tranny rocker.
BBQ???? *licking tiger lips*...Oh, and I ain't no homo hater! In fact, I adopted me a DListed 'mo the other night when I was 3 sheets to the wind, but still, I honor the adoption. Where's my golden boy...girl? Yeah, I didn't find out gay or gayelle. I love the 'mo's so much, it don't matter....(ok, ok, I passed out drunk before I could find out...like that makes me a bad DListed adoptive online parent of a random 'mo????)
On topic: MK, Shauna Sand is going to be sooooo jelly....At least you didn't call another woman of her ilk "elegant"...That word is reserved for Shauna...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
but yeah, it'd take a lot of nose powder and drink, and a check for balls & sausage before insertion.
I think a lot of guys would.
I'm not a guy, but I'm guessing that while she would seem to be a guy's wet dream, most men would find her a little scary. It's been my experience that men find that much whorishness at one time a little intimidating. Unless they're way drunk.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 27, 2008 - 5:36pm.
Why does she always dress so conservatively? I mean, she could sex up the sexay just a little...You know, show the goods a little here and there....She's not a freakin' num...I don't get it...
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Didn't you hear? She HAS to dress conservatively now, ever since the Catholic church cancelled the boo-tay pageant. :)
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
mmmmmmmAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
I can smell the mountain-fresh lily scented bathwater from here. So demure, why'd she have to stop just above her love triangle -- such a tease!
it's you're welcome but hey nobody else noticed so you're ok i guess.
I was kicked out of the last party by security
Can I still come?
didn't she steal this outfit from Molotov Cocktease?
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
Why does she always dress so conservatively? I mean, she could sex up the sexay just a little...You know, show the goods a little here and there....She's not a freakin' num...I don't get it...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Anyone need a ride to Mrs. K's house?
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 27, 2008 - 5:09pm.
How about the Goddess of God-awful, Britney Spears
or
the Baroness of Broke-down, Courtney Love?
OK, Jodie. We get it. Your repulsive monster tits are so big that you can't cover them. Charming.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 27, 2008 - 6:18pm.
Anyskanky, I am having an end of summer BBQ on Sunday. You are all invited. Except for the homo haters. Homo haters are not allowed.
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I don't know you but I couldn't come anyway. I don't like homo sapiens.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 27, 2008 - 5:18pm
I'm not coming if Umbertooo's invited....I will sit in my corner and sulk.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
big boobs right?thats her thing? ;88>the tatts do add a touch of class... ;)
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
I'd hit it
I simply love this trashy whore.
vile! shebeast silcone in latex...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Mrs.Kravitz on August 27, 2008 - 6:18pm
I'll be there in spirit!!!!
Need any recipes?
No, you're Mrs. K-Bunny, you know everything.
Have a toast for FAKE FRIENDS!
FAKE FRIENDS RULE!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Filthy dirty scabby whore.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 27, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Anyskanky, I am having an end of summer BBQ on Sunday. You are all invited. Except for the homo haters. Homo haters are not allowed.
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Where? You know that I'm not a homo-hater.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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"Your welcome"? Really Michael K? Really?
I judge you when you use poor grammar.
You're welcome!
I still love you.
RSVP, Mrs Kravitz!
no idea where you live, but I will be there!
(loves homos) :)
Oooyyy, her atomic chi chi's broke her top.
That is a top right?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Klassy
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Anyskanky, I am having an end of summer BBQ on Sunday. You are all invited. Except for the homo haters. Homo haters are not allowed.
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on August 27, 2008 - 5:12pm
I think she must've popped the tape or something; look at how she keeps holding her shirt in some of the pics...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel