Wednesday, August 27th 2008
Demure. Graceful. Stunning.
As always, Jodie Marsh looked like a delicate flower freshly plucked from the Garden of Eden at the premiere of "Daylight Robbery" in London tonight.
I have only have one more thing to say : Christopher Nolan, here is your Catwoman. You're welcome.
Wenn
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Her titties look disgusting. The area around the areola and under looks stretched out and discolored.
Gross.
I have that in rose.
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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.
That broad should be locked up (in my bedroom.)
Hi dlisters,
I have been abroad for some weeks, and then, the first picture I get to see is this...
Still trying to catch up, but I should have known that nothing really changes. Her tattoos look like some phone numbers scribbled on her arms with a sharpie. If she only were wearing lucie heels.....perfection!
B.t.w. have fun with your barbecue....
*mbrrrrbrrrrrrbrrr*
And that's just to star ...
Click. Buzz
Moan
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 27, 2008 - 7:43pm.
I truly believe that the old broad in the "Caption This" is sexier than this
I haven't looked at that yet but I'm sure that Jodie's and MRS.K's wonderful boobies would make even Gay Gayken go ga-ga.
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Classy!
Submitted by Leatherette on August 27, 2008 - 6:36pm.
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Don't you mean Rosary anal beads? What???? What???? What's disrepectful about that??? You get a little anal action, you get a little Jesus...you get a little anal action...What?!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I truly believe that the old broad in the "Caption This" is sexier than this...I truly, truly, truly believe it.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
I was just browsing on Yahoo and saw that a blogger was arrested for leaking Guns and Roses "Chinese Democracy" demos and thought, who fucking cares?? Someone should release it because Axl lives in a fake world and only he is looking forward to the release. Shit, I've grown tired of waiting. That being said, I found that looking at this post of this gross PUTA SUCIA that MK put up is a vast more entertaining LOL
xxyxz will you motorboat me? I know that's a lot to ask but I feel like we just bonded.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
"I have only have one more thing to say : Christopher Nolan, here is your Catwoman. Your welcome."
Wait'll you see her audition tape.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 27, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Stay away from the Killians Red. The poo times will mess with your head.
LCT
Dlist loves you too!
*mwah*
Pisses and kisses
Submitted by xxyxz on August 27, 2008 - 4:35pm.
Mrs.k
Pinky promise
What time does the party start?
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5PM til ?????
I'm over and out♥
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 27, 2008 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 27, 2008 - 7:31pm
Call me when the leprechan and pot 'o gold come out. We'll go on a shopping spree.
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I think he's on his way. I all of a sudden have the urge to drink Guiness and talk about drinking Guiness.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 27, 2008 - 7:33pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 27, 2008 - 6:24pm.
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Don't worry leatherette, we'll keep it balanced and tasteful...DListed tasteful, you know, in deference to the Catholic Church, that dude Jesus, and the Easter Bunny...Big shout out to my homeboy, E to da B, those Peeps and chocolate bunnies are DA BOMB....What? Easter's big with those Catholic sluts...
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Rosary bead-wrapped gift baskets full of edible man thongs and lambskin condoms <-- cause it's gots to be NATURAL or it's a Catholic sin, don't wanna offend the hosts!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 27, 2008 - 7:31pm
Call me when the leprechan and pot 'o gold come out. We'll go on a shopping spree.
Mrs.k
Pinky promise
What time does the party start?
Submitted by Leatherette on August 27, 2008 - 6:24pm.
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Don't worry leatherette, we'll keep it balanced and tasteful...DListed tasteful, you know, in deference to the Catholic Church, that dude Jesus, and the Easter Bunny...Big shout out to my homeboy, E to da B, those Peeps and chocolate bunnies are DA BOMB....What? Easter's big with those Catholic sluts...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I want to take a moment to say how much I fucking love you DListers. I came home thinking life was grand only to find something out I reall didn't want to so I come on here and I'm fucking shitting rainbows.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 27, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Mrs. K-
I'll throw some knobbies on the Odyssey and tear that shit up!
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that's what I'm talkin' about
C U lovies later
gotta go
MUAH
LOVE YOU ALL
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 27, 2008 - 7:26pm.
Seriously, I wonder what goes the mind of a person like this.
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Very little.
Mrs. K-
I'll throw some knobbies on the Odyssey and tear that shit up!
Submitted by Cara on August 27, 2008 - 4:24pm.
Somebody needs some attention. Did mommy not hug you enough, Jodie?
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Seriously, I wonder what goes the mind of a person like this.
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
Submitted by Manimal5 on August 27, 2008 - 6:21pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 27, 2008 - 7:17pm.
CANCELED??? Nooooo! Please tell me this doesn't mean that Joe Francis has nixed his plans for a "Nuns Gone Wild" follow-up???? Who
Nuns Gone Wild? I hope Joe doesn't get nun...
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AHAHAHAHAHA! Score!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by xxyxz on August 27, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Jeez. You get thrown out of a party for dancing to an Avril Lavine song and NOBODY lets you forget it
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Yeah, well, hon, you really went too far with that...
But if you bring some kids for the auction block, all is forgiven.
Don't bring any of your MUZAK, 'K?
SamRo will be spinning the discs
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 27, 2008 - 7:17pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on August 27, 2008 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 27, 2008 - 5:36pm.
Why does she always dress so conservatively? I mean, she could sex up the sexay just a little...You know, show the goods a little here and there....She's not a freakin' num...I don't get it...
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Didn't you hear? She HAS to dress conservatively now, ever since the Catholic church cancelled the boo-tay pageant. :)
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CANCELED??? Nooooo! Please tell me this doesn't mean that Joe Francis has nixed his plans for a "Nuns Gone Wild" follow-up???? Who doesn't want to see a bunch of virginal brides of Jesus lift their babits up and shake their money makers for t-shirts? Who, I ask?
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So long as it's followed up by the newbie padres strutting down the runway, then tearing open their black robes, showing us the black leather jockstraps I KNOW are up in there, aaaaah...I'm down with that.
Somebody needs some attention. Did mommy not hug you enough, Jodie?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 27, 2008 - 7:20pm.
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Deb, have you seen my MS page today.....I'm fairly certain that your shadow puppets feat was photographed and posted on it.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by MzSassy on August 27, 2008 - 5:59pm.
This is a look that screams, "Dontchu love me??? Don't you love my titanic sized HH titties, my peroxide bleached hair, the gargantuan spider legs curling out of my eyelids, the toxic blush on my melanoma infested flesh?? Oh god, don't you want me? YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO LOVE ME!!!"
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I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I DO!...
Yeah, but I'm not in love with you cuz, well, I'm going to be honest...it's the no lucite footwear that's the deal breaker...Sorry...*packing bags*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Her nose...WTF?!?!?!
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 27, 2008 - 5:17pm.
SWEEEET! I have two adorable children that are in need of gay parents! =P
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"If she's {Jenna Jameson} a devout Catholic, then I'm Mary Full of Grace."
His Holiness MK, 8/25/08
Mrs .K
Jeez. You get thrown out of a party for dancing to an Avril Lavine song and NOBODY lets you forget it
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 27, 2008 - 7:17pm.
CANCELED??? Nooooo! Please tell me this doesn't mean that Joe Francis has nixed his plans for a "Nuns Gone Wild" follow-up???? Who
Nuns Gone Wild? I hope Joe doesn't get nun...
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 27, 2008 - 4:18pm.
And as always, your hospitality and benevolence are humbling.
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it's true, I'm a giver.
And, since I really hate my sonofabitch neighbors...please park on their lawn!
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
Slutty,
Does it count if I can make the shadow puppets of two fat snakes on a plain...
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 27, 2008 - 7:18pm.
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lol
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 27, 2008 - 7:15pm.
None of the above. She was rubbing them and reading peoples' fortunes.
Well Mrs. K- The Hebrew Nationals are on sale at Giant Eagle this week, so I can bring them and several toddlers for the auction block. And as always, your hospitality and benevolence are humbling.
Now if she only had the Lohan kneepad leggings...
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Submitted by Suki on August 27, 2008 - 4:14pm.
I love homos! I wanna go to the BBQ!
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U R invited!
Oh and um Pudge likes India Pale Ale.
No Budweiser or Coors, 'K?
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
Submitted by islandgirl on August 27, 2008 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 27, 2008 - 5:36pm.
Why does she always dress so conservatively? I mean, she could sex up the sexay just a little...You know, show the goods a little here and there....She's not a freakin' num...I don't get it...
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Didn't you hear? She HAS to dress conservatively now, ever since the Catholic church cancelled the boo-tay pageant. :)
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CANCELED??? Nooooo! Please tell me this doesn't mean that Joe Francis has nixed his plans for a "Nuns Gone Wild" follow-up???? Who doesn't want to see a bunch of virginal brides of Jesus lift their babits up and shake their money makers for t-shirts? Who, I ask?
I know I ain't right in the head. My mama done told me that at an early age...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 27, 2008 - 4:11pm.
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Hands over tickets....okay sista...let's see what you're packing.
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Sorry babe, you obviously did not get the memo. Only tickets bought through Ticketmaster will be honored.
I do not accept none of those counterfeit tickets Pudge is printing up in the basement.
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
I don't understand that last photo: is she admiring them, trying to do shadow puppets with them, attempting a little modesty and cover them with that band-aid size fabric....I'm confused.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
She looks like a cheap whore!
p.s. the phrase is "you're welcome", not "your welcome".
The Hookerbot 5000.
Damn. Fresh huh? Even from here I can tell she's probably in need of a drano power-douche. Bet she wears the rubber to keep the smell down.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I love homos! I wanna go to the BBQ!
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"If she's {Jenna Jameson} a devout Catholic, then I'm Mary Full of Grace."
His Holiness MK, 8/25/08
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 27, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Mrs. K- Will Wino be in attendence?
I invited her...but we are still having trouble with that whole, ya know, "visa thing."
She promised to do her world famous heroin shake if she does show up.
P.S. Amy lurves kosher hot dogs.
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 27, 2008 - 7:09pm.
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Hands over tickets....okay sista...let's see what you're packing.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Mrs. K- Will Wino be in attendence?