Wednesday, August 27th 2008

Demure. Graceful. Stunning.

As always, Jodie Marsh looked like a delicate flower freshly plucked from the Garden of Eden at the premiere of "Daylight Robbery" in London tonight.

I have only have one more thing to say : Christopher Nolan, here is your Catwoman. You're welcome.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


sevenlayercake's picture

She never lets go of her chichis.... Did Jodie forget the double-sided tape?

Ha. I thought that was Kelly Pickler.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

DAE--Jordan? I thought she was striving to be Nikki Sixx with tits!

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Jodie you wil NEVER be Jordan. STOP TRYING!

As bad as Jordan is, she never fucked her face up that bad.

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And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
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plain_sliced's picture

she looks hot. thoses are very nice implants. down right DAMN!! she needs more exposure.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Lol...swamp pussy fumes.

Those implants look downright painful. They look red, blue and bruised because she probably doesn't have enough skin to properly cover those fake-ass melons.

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

TheBreakdown's picture

Lucikly, those of you on the OTHER side of the Atlantic aren't forced to smell her swamp pussy fumes.

PVC will never be the same!

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Green Is Good's picture

I wonder if OJ has called this chick for date? We know he loves the giant fake tits.

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Submitted by Mick on August 28, 2008 - 6:12pm.

She makes me miss the understated and modest elegance of Katie Price.

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The future Mrs. Jensen Ackles.

Emeriesan's picture

The first ever woman whose drag queen act (Jodie Harsh) is classier than the original.
It's hard to believe but for those interested, this outfit is actually a cover-up - she "rose to fame" with an "outfit" made of 3 belts.

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Mick's picture

I didnt read MK's piece about her - who is this whore anyway?

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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"

Mick's picture

I love that outfit! It just goes to show that a lady can never go wrong with basic black. Jodie is the epitome of style, culture, class and understated elegance - with just a touch of peek-a-boo naughtiness! She is undoubtedly the next Vogue Cover Girl.
Or, can't you picture her showing off her trees and bushes (cough) as a feature for "Better Homes and Gardens"?
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"

WinosNeighbour's picture

Looks like a Yorshire Terrier died on her head.

Grrrr.....woof!

* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*

ploppsicle's picture

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 28, 2008 - 3:37am.
How can someone look fat and thin at the same time?

Jodie Marsh pushes ALL the boundaries of sense, sanity and bodily proportions. The extreme concentration of desperation has a warping effect on reality (or hers anyway).

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

How can someone look fat and thin at the same time?

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The future Mrs. Jensen Ackles.

She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Jodie Marsh: Now there's one ropey munter I wouldn't fuck with a severed cock.
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roxie's picture

the new face for women's liberation haha

Does her bagina tat say "Popo Zao"?

Mr. Mercury's picture

One word: ugh.

Women like this make me glad I'm gay.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

paris herpes's picture

That is probably the most awesomest picture of hooker wear I have ever SEEN...this shit puts Posh to shame! She is beyond whore-ific!

Your face!

Freak Speely's picture

Why does she always look like she raided Catwoman's closet and everything is a size too small for her? This woman needs stylist intervention!

lizardo911's picture

Who is this twat anyhow? She is just a complete and total twat whore.

If she thinks that is remotely somewhat attractive, she is sadly mistaken... How embarassing to all of mankind...

speakit's picture

Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 27, 2008 - 8:56pm.
This is what I plan to wear to my next job interview....

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I hate to tell you this.. but I got the job.

{{no panties, mini skirt, knee pads and "I SWALLOW" t-shirt}}

DESIGNER GENES's picture

Ooowf. I can smell her stank ho cunt from here...in Baltimore! I just don't get it. Didn't we see Jodi once without makeup and Lycra, and she looked a little less whorey. What makes her think that she looks good? Can someone tell me, cuz I want in on them drugs.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 27, 2008 - 8:56pm.
This is what I plan to wear to my next job interview....

...I can see Donald Trump hiring you!

Why the fuck does this skank keep feeling on her breasteses in public? Wait, who the fuck is this skank anyway? Like I care.

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you don't know me- T.I.

dutchmodernist's picture

The "PORN" tattoo next to her almost-on-display labia is what really pushes this ensemble into extra classy territory.

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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.

Tigerlilly's picture

Submitted by islandgirl on August 27, 2008 - 8:08pm.
Tigerlilly, I can always count on you to give me the 411.
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It's what I do....
Ok, night whores, I got some hood rat stuff to do..........

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

islandgirl's picture

Tigerlilly, I can always count on you to give me the 411.

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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."

Tigerlilly's picture

Submitted by islandgirl on August 27, 2008 - 7:56pm.
So. Are those real?
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Yes, the angels of Breasteses blessed her with a sacred angelic tonic, called...shhh...silicone...and she developed the buds of the rare flower you see before you...
*fairy dust sprinkles...*

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

islandgirl's picture

So. Are those real?

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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."

Tigerlilly's picture

This is what I plan to wear to my next job interview....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

xxyxz's picture

Sluttsville

I hope so!!! I'll let you know :)

G-nite all

DeeDee's picture

Submitted by Sluttsville on August 27, 2008 - 7:13pm.

You and DeeDee never invite me to go shopping.
*pouts*

Submitted by Sheeps on August 27, 2008 - 8:08pm.
Your daytime drinking and shoplifting got to be, well, embarrassing.

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Yet, you and DeeDee were okay wearing matching outfits....hmmmm
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Tigerlilly's picture

Submitted by MzSassy on August 27, 2008 - 7:18pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 27, 2008 - 7:23pm.

I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I DO!...
Yeah, but I'm not in love with you cuz, well, I'm going to be honest...it's the no lucite footwear that's the deal breaker...Sorry...*packing bags*..
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Nooo don't go....tell you what I'll wear my lucies...but if I break an ankle ...promise you'll bring me pictures of our favorite empress of Lucite herself, Shauna Sands, to keep me occupied while in the hospital? *puppy eyes*
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Break an ankle? Hospital? Puppy dog eyes? Why YOU'RE PATHETIC! Nice tits though...Ok, I'm all packed...See ya...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Sluttsville's picture

xxyxz.....Gawd, we miss you too; we don't find too many others that have our sick....errr, our sixth sense of humor. Any chance of getting another account soon?

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

Demure. Graceful. Stunning.----------------

yep, she's a regular Grace Kelly.
(You rock btw Michael K.)

Sandbitch's picture

Submitted by islandgirl on August 28, 2008 - 10:05am.

Sandbitch, that was awesome! HAHAHA!! Camel toe rocks.

Especially so if you are looking at pictures of Jodie Marsh!!

Jenny Talia - Cameltoe
"she's got a catcher's mit clit split"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulsYneNJmnM

MzSassy's picture

Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 27, 2008 - 7:23pm.

I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I DO!...
Yeah, but I'm not in love with you cuz, well, I'm going to be honest...it's the no lucite footwear that's the deal breaker...Sorry...*packing bags*..
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Nooo don't go....tell you what I'll wear my lucies...but if I break an ankle ...promise you'll bring me pictures of our favorite empress of Lucite herself, Shauna Sands, to keep me occupied while in the hospital? *puppy eyes*

xxyxz's picture

sluttsville

You don't know how bad I miss my myspace account!!!
I really miss you , Dv8 and NitWitty

Ya whores need to come and play here more often

Sluttsville's picture

Submitted by Sheeps on August 27, 2008 - 8:08pm.
Your daytime drinking and shoplifting got to be, well, embarrassing.
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Yet, you and DeeDee were okay wearing matching outfits....hmmmm.

Hey xxyxz!!!! Long time, no see.

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

Submitted by xxyxz on August 27, 2008 - 5:09pm.

Nope, that's over. But thanks for asking.

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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.

xxyxz's picture

Sheeps

The one in Calabasas

Submitted by Sluttsville on August 27, 2008 - 5:03pm.
You and DeeDee never invite me to go shopping.

Your daytime drinking and shoplifting got to be, well, embarrassing.

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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.

Submitted by xxyxz on August 27, 2008 - 5:04pm.
Are you safe from the fire?

What fire? The one near Calabasas or a new one? I was busy looking up Eartha Kitt vids.

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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.

Sandbitch's picture

How long before this whore gets arrested for public indecency? She's a disgrace to womankind.

I dedicate this song to Jodie Marsh.

Jenny Talia - Cameltoe
"she's got a catcher's mit clit split"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulsYneNJmnM

islandgirl's picture

Sandbitch, that was awesome! HAHAHA!! Camel toe rocks.

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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."

xxyxz's picture

Sheeps

Are you safe from the fire?

Sluttsville's picture

Submitted by Sheeps on August 27, 2008 - 7:58pm.
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You and DeeDee never invite me to go shopping.
*pouts*

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

xxyxz's picture

All are invited to the BBQ , just don't piss off Bunny
If you get on her shit-list it's hard to get back on her good side