It's Just The "F" Word
DMX is really fucking charming. In court yesterday, the judge denied his bond and set his next court date for October 3rd. To which DMX responded, "I ain't coming back on October 3rd!" Riddle me this. Isn't he in handcuffs and being held in a room with bars on the windows?
As DMX shuffled off, Judge Mr. Clean told him "I've never heard the F word before, so it's okay." Instead of leaving it at that, the judge told DMX's lawyer to let his client know that "I've heard the F word before." DMX's lawyer just kind of laughed like he just got a shot of helium in his ass.
I need to hang out in more court rooms. It's like a fucking comedy club in there. They should have a 2-drink minimum.
You better believe that if one of us said the "F" word in front of a judge, we'd be FUCKED in more ways than one.
Judge Mr. Clean obviously wasn't that offended by DMX's bomb. TMZ reports that today DMX's lawyer worked out a deal with the judge: time served and a $483 fine. DMX faced up to six years for trying to buy cokey and weed. This is in Florida. DMX still have ten million charges in Arizona. Arizona has 15 days to come and get him or he'll be a free man until he gets arrested again. Which will probably be about an hour after he's released.
And since DMX is always in a court room, can they please put him in front of Judge Judy just once. Just once! That's all it would take.
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Fuck! This place is turning into a zoo
LOL! what a fuckin tool. Man I wish I could get away with half the things hollywood folk can.
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 27, 2008 - 3:25pm.
FUck you people that say lock him up. He never hurt anyone. Weed and Traffic Tickets?? Wow what a terrible guy! In a world where Woody "i molest my daughter" Allen is celebrated and this guy is a "scumbag" for wanted to smoke weed. Fuck all you HIPPOcrites, I wish cancer on you all!!! DMX 4 LIFE!
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eh, I'm with you on that angle. Bottom line is he NEEDS to be a lawyer if he's gonna spend that much quality time bouncing around jails -- just in case shit REALLY hits the fan the next few years, I want as many sympathetic attorneys to call on when I'M busted for my too-much-cock habit. Because you KNOW that's in the works, all hail the New-o-con World Order.
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Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 27, 2008 - 2:25pm.
He did a lot more than smoke a little weed, numbskull.
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The scary thing is that the judge probably has that attitude because he deals with people much like DMX every single day.
WHAT IS UP WITH THE BLACK MIDGET IN THE BACK?? DMX IS A JACKASS AND A VERY STUPID ONE AT THAT, DON'T DROP THE SOAP BUDDY!! AND 'UMBERTOO' YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND OPRAH IS A FAT PIG!!
*throws shit @ Umbertoo*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Hmmm...I wonder if Mackenzie Phillips was on her way to Florida....
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
goddamn, DMX's lawyer: just hook him up with a laptop and some online law classes to while away the time sitting in holding cells across the country.
And voila!: one more coked-up criminal defense lawyer who knows his business, from the inside.
Can't we do the legal system and citizens a favor and just execute the worthless piece of shit?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Are the judge and the lawyer the same dude? They must go to the same barber or something. damn
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Yes Siree, do whattever it is you want, SIR, we shall let you off, And get you off at the same time *whacking him* Oh you like.. Well fuck up again, and see if we don't put 2 sets of lips on that dick..
*gives strange look*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
just lock that fucking piece of shit up forever. That is what he deserves.
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