It's Just The "F" Word
DMX is really fucking charming. In court yesterday, the judge denied his bond and set his next court date for October 3rd. To which DMX responded, "I ain't coming back on October 3rd!" Riddle me this. Isn't he in handcuffs and being held in a room with bars on the windows?
As DMX shuffled off, Judge Mr. Clean told him "I've never heard the F word before, so it's okay." Instead of leaving it at that, the judge told DMX's lawyer to let his client know that "I've heard the F word before." DMX's lawyer just kind of laughed like he just got a shot of helium in his ass.
I need to hang out in more court rooms. It's like a fucking comedy club in there. They should have a 2-drink minimum.
You better believe that if one of us said the "F" word in front of a judge, we'd be FUCKED in more ways than one.
Judge Mr. Clean obviously wasn't that offended by DMX's bomb. TMZ reports that today DMX's lawyer worked out a deal with the judge: time served and a $483 fine. DMX faced up to six years for trying to buy cokey and weed. This is in Florida. DMX still have ten million charges in Arizona. Arizona has 15 days to come and get him or he'll be a free man until he gets arrested again. Which will probably be about an hour after he's released.
And since DMX is always in a court room, can they please put him in front of Judge Judy just once. Just once! That's all it would take.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 27, 2008 - 3:25pm.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fried chicken and donuts.
GIMME!!!!
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Mrs. K! You sound like you're starving! Come inside and have some homemade couscous--you're skin and bones!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 27, 2008 - 4:25pm.
Donuts!! KRISPY KREMES! I could go for some Krispy Kremes. Sadly they closed all the stores in the Houston area :-( There used to be a 24 hour one right down the road from me. No midnight munchie donuts for me anymore.
Submitted by Kp on August 27, 2008 - 4:21pm.
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Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 27, 2008 - 4:19pm.
LOL bananas healthy?!?! Seriously read a fucking book you idiot.
Nope. How bout you read a book, Umbertooo you fucking idiot.
No YOU read a book. You cunt faced mongoloid.
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 27, 2008 - 3:24pm.
Ow! Jesus Christ I meant that FIGURATIVELY. God your face is scary.
*runs away screaming*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
umbertooo get a little self confidence and then well give you attention for being yourself
your whole act is beat
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Submitted by Clarisse on August 27, 2008 - 4:22pm.
Actually, Clarisse, you would be surprised as to how many people freak out about the amount of carbohydrates in bananas. They absolutely will not eat them! I worked at a smoothie/health store for a while and they acted as if they would become obese from organic bananas!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fried chicken and donuts.
GIMME!!!!
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, banana cream pie.
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
*tugging stoneys meat curtains and calling her paris*
goodnight my peeps and poops! enjoy!!!!
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Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 27, 2008 - 3:13pm.
BB King has nothing on "X gonna give it to ya". And putting a banana near a black womans face isn't racist. Are you implying that African Americans are monkey like? Cause that shows ignorance on your part. Im simply portraying her fatness by putting a food item that a fat person might eat.
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Yes, because most fat people prefer bananas to donuts and fried chicken...
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Thanks Clarisse...me lovey you. :D
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
I'm done arguing with this OBVIOUSLY ignorant dumbass racist.
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
STOP!!! *hammer time*
No worries! I checked. Banananananas are OK!
Banana, raw, edible parts
Nutritional value per 100 g (3.5 oz)
Energy 90 kcal 370 kJ
Carbohydrates 22.84 g
- Sugars 12.23 g
- Dietary fiber 2.6 g
Fat 0.33 g
Protein 1.09 g
Vitamin A equiv. 3 μg 0%
Thiamin (Vit. B1) 0.031 mg 2%
Riboflavin (Vit. B2) 0.073 mg 5%
Niacin (Vit. B3) 0.665 mg 4%
Pantothenic acid (B5) 0.334 mg 7%
Vitamin B6 0.367 mg 28%
Folate (Vit. B9) 20 μg 5%
Vitamin C 8.7 mg 15%
Calcium 5 mg 1%
Iron 0.26 mg 2%
Magnesium 27 mg 7%
Phosphorus 22 mg 3%
Potassium 358 mg 8%
Zinc 0.15 mg 1%
One banana is 100–150 g.
Percentages are relative to US
recommendations for adults.
Source: USDA Nutrient database
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Bananas aren't healthy? Well tug my meat curtains and call me Paris, I dun missed the memo!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
YMAtT!
Oh no! You cannot throw "I'm not exactly sure what that means" and not expect my retentive arse to go find out!!!
Quid Pro Quo is latin for "Something for something" I.E. A favor for a favor.
*smacks self in forehead*
*smacks self in forehead again for putting asterisks around action*
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Sorry, Clareeeeeeeeeeese. I should've looked it up before I mentioned it, but I just couldn't help myself fast enough :)
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
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Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 27, 2008 - 4:19pm.
LOL bananas healthy?!?! Seriously read a fucking book you idiot.
Nope. How bout you read a book, Umbertooo you fucking idiot.
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 27, 2008 - 1:19pm.
LOL bananas healthy?!?! Seriously read a fucking book you idiot.
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Take your own advice you fuckface twat.
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
Submitted by snowpiece on August 27, 2008 - 3:19pm.
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Ha ha, try saying that 10 times fast. Sounds like bugger.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
umm. Bananas don't make you fat
Oklahoma don't waste your time on this bitch
mmmmmmmmmmm opioid suppositories....
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DMX is one of those people that make everyone believe that black people are criminals. He should be put down for his bad influence and negative light he puts on the hard working African American therefore living the stereotype that some ignorant people believe he gives them the proof they need.
DMX is a living stereotype. Damn him and no I aint black, im hispanic so I will personally shoot JLO one day. Shame on them.
rankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
DMX is one of those people that make everyone believe that black people are criminals. He should be put down for his bad influence and negative light he puts on the hard working African American therefore living the stereotype that some ignorant people believe he gives them the proof they need.
DMX is a living stereotype. Damn him and no I aint black, im hispanic so I will personally shoot JLO one day. Shame on them.
rankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by Clarisse on August 27, 2008 - 4:15pm.
LCT,
Methinks Umbertoo's mommy didn't hug enough.
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Or fucked with white person dildo too much.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
IG: I like saying bog roll, bog roll bog roll bog rolllll
or is it bog "role"?
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LOL bananas healthy?!?! Seriously read a fucking book you idiot.
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 27, 2008 - 4:13pm.
BB King has nothing on "X gonna give it to ya". And putting a banana near a black womans face isn't racist. Are you implying that African Americans are monkey like? Cause that shows ignorance on your part. Im simply portraying her fatness by putting a food item that a fat person might eat.
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Maybe she just likes bananas. Get the fuck over yourself you crazy bitch,
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
yeah DMX sucks fucking ass
if you want to say rap legend you better be talking about Dre, easy E, slick rick, biggie or tupac
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Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 27, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Are you implying that African Americans are monkey like? Cause that shows ignorance on your part. Im simply portraying her fatness by putting a food item that a fat person might eat.
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I think that's a bait and switch Umbertooooooooo! A transference of guilt. No one's playing blog spin-the-asshole. You already won!
Fat people eat BANANA SPLITS, BANANA BREAD AND BANANA CREAM PIE. Now I'm hungry.
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 27, 2008 - 3:17pm.
Sorry, I don't suck on anything smaller than thimble.
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Submitted by snowpiece on August 27, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Clarisse : WORST TOILET IN SCOTLAND
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That's a BOG to you! :-)
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by Stoney on August 27, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 27, 2008 - 3:05pm.
What are you, 4?
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hahahahahaha.
I lol'd.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Stoney: My cock, your mouth its a date.
Yay,, Mrs. K.. the Oklahoma Song!! OK!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 27, 2008 - 1:13pm.
BB King has nothing on "X gonna give it to ya". And putting a banana near a black womans face isn't racist. Are you implying that African Americans are monkey like? Cause that shows ignorance on your part. Im simply portraying her fatness by putting a food item that a fat person might eat.
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Try a fucking cupcake....idiot. Bananas are healthy food. DUH!
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
I know for a fact morbidly obese Midwestern women do not eat bananas because I am one.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
LCT,
Methinks Umbertoo's mommy didn't hug enough.
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Clarisse : WORST TOILET IN SCOTLAND
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
shit! as always, i'm late! anti cancer pills?? and i've been sitting all morning getting IV chemo! that sucks! I need to pop a Xanax now..
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Umberpooooo was your name ever lacostboi? yeah, I thought so, toolio.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
I have family in Oklahoma....:D My mommy was born there too...Me lovey Okie. :D
So STFU Underoooooos.
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
I can just see Umbertoo now
rocking on his bed, muttering to himself
hot dog water
hot dog water
I was just trying to have some fun
hot dog water
i believe dmx wants to be put down...so someone should oblige him...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Snuffy/Missy!!!
You guys are making me think of Rent boy and the Opium suppositories!!!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
BB King has nothing on "X gonna give it to ya". And putting a banana near a black womans face isn't racist. Are you implying that African Americans are monkey like? Cause that shows ignorance on your part. Im simply portraying her fatness by putting a food item that a fat person might eat.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 27, 2008 - 3:09pm.
Ah shit! You HAD to go insult the King! What did BB ever do to you?
*waves Memphis flag*
*gets shot*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
If all it takes for DMX to be considered a rap legend is for him to grunt and scream "WHAT!! THROW YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HANDS UP FUCKING BITCHES!!"
Although he probably learned and got that raspy voice of his from experiences of grunting and screaming from taking a long train of giant donkey dicks up the ass and mouth simultaneously in prison.
They hate those rapos.
hahaha, ok jimmy go at it
*excellent*
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