Not Julie Cooper!
Julie Cooper from "One Day at a Time" tried to get bags of coke and heroin through LAX this morning, but was caught and busted. This is it!
48-year-old Mackenzie Phillips was making her way through security at Terminal 4 when the TSA stopped her to be screened. They found baggies and balloons of the bad shit in her carry-on. TMZ reports that baggies contain heroin and cokey. She's still in custody right now.
MacKenzie has had a long ass history with drugs. I thought she was over that mess! I mean, she even played a drug counselor on "Beverly Hills 90210." MacKenzie needs her own personal Counselor Ellen Marks. "Celebrity Rehab" here she comes! That's if she doesn't go to the chokey.
I even get the shakes while going through security when I have a bottle of shampoo in my carry-on. What was she thinking taking balloons of heroin through that shit? Well, obviously she wasn't. I don't know, but this makes me sad. Schneider, come take care of this child!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 27, 2008 - 2:18pm.
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... thanks for the very strong nose-visual, fish & ganja >_<
and YES, you look like Rick James' luv chile!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on August 27, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Lovecarrottop
OKAY WOW, JUST WOW, I COME IN THESE LOWER CHATS AND PUSS FILLED ZITS TO TOILET TIMES AND MAKE THE WITCH EYES AND CARLA DID BUY THE CLEARASIL.
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OK MAKE LIE MOUTH BECAUSE CARLA DIDNT BUY CLEARASIL OK WOW SHE SUCKED KEVINS BALLS AND GOT MILK ON HER EYES WOW
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
& ANOTHER way that buying local pays off, can't tell me she was going where she couldn't get it for the right $
Submitted by Salem13 on August 27, 2008 - 1:16pm.
A fuckin carry-on?
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i know that was dumb as shit. ive walked away from cops with shit in my bra. its not hard to get away with shit if you have half a brain. oh a grasp on reality helps too.
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Look at her face.
Does it LOOK like she's over it?!
I swear to God, I have heard some fucked up stories about people packing crackery in their crack.
I even had a friend do a little Playtex crackery and had the audacity to try and share said crackery with me!
Smoking grass and smoking va-jay-jay are two entirely different things.
Do I look like Rick James!?
(don't answer that!)
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A fuckin carry-on? If your going to smuggle drugs you should know by now that you shove them up your ass stick a butt plug and hold on for dear life.
Isn't Schnider dead?
Submitted by Spoiled on August 27, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Once an addict, always an addict. I guess this is what having sex with Mick Jagger as a teenager can do to you.
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she could be a passable Mick Jagger impersonator now -- comeback # 22hundred.
Fuck this bitch. She was at a car show event a few years ago and was a raging bitch. I wanted to get her autograph because I loved "One Day at a Time" and well, that bitch was charging "first born" sons and daughters for one with "plans" to give 10 percent of the proceeds to a 9/11 Widows fund. I was like, fuck that, paid $5 for her to sign a magnet that my radio station was hawking and gave it to the radio manager. She was a major Whore (with a capital W!).
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Once an addict, always an addict. I guess this is what having sex with Mick Jagger as a teenager can do to you.
I was feeling sorry for her kid, but he's already an adult now - time flies when you're shooting herion...
My friend once told me to unscrew your deodorant bar and stick your baggie down inside the container and then screw the deodorant back in, put the cap on and VOILA!!
Never tried it though...im too chicken.
Plus, i just dont travel much anymore now that i have kiddies. :D
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
damn.on that note I'm gone to get wasted. peace and pieces.
*stomps feet*
Stop it you guys!!! This story is from TMZ! I don't believe it till i read it in People.
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Lovecarrottop
OKAY WOW, JUST WOW, I COME IN THESE LOWER CHATS AND PUSS FILLED ZITS TO TOILET TIMES AND MAKE THE WITCH EYES AND CARLA DID BUY THE CLEARASIL.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
That's what big ole dick holes are for silly wabbit! You shove those balloons down the throat, And poop them out later on! jeef's. And if you poop them out too early.. Clean w/ toofpaste, and re-swallow.. Says Maria full of grace.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Very Ballsy.. She must have been hard up to hold on to that stuff.. maybe afraid she wouldnt' be able to find some where sh was going?? IDK. Gulp!
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Oh Missy! I meow at you, too!! *wagging tail*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 27, 2008 - 2:06pm.
Lovecarrottop, don't change your avvie til after sit on your face friday is over.
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Roger. Gerard is staying put and his tongue is going to hang there until Friday.
STOP POPPING ZITS OK WOW PUT ON BREAD AND TOAST AND EAT ON CHEETOS AND GREEN BEANS WOW SMELLS ROTTEN BALLS AND LICKS OK WOW
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
fucking idiot. talk about dulling one's senses? her commonsense got dulled...
A carry-on? Um, I'm gonna be nice and assume it was a cry for help. WhyTF else would she put that shyt on her.
My mom would at least stuff pot in her bra. But that's not a good idea now with all the drug-sniffing dogs.
Snowpiece, yes I was! Petey and his alert face. haha. I touched myself.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Good girl Missy, have a milbone!
shake!!!
give me your paw!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
ab: Me too! We're pathetic!
There's so much wrong with this, I don't know where to begin. She's only 5 years older than me, & she looks like my Nana. & in her carry-on? I guess she wanted to get caught.
Heroin completely freaks me out. The preparation -- finding a vein, cutting off the circulation so you can inject it easily, hiding track marks, & the actual injection -- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! I can't imagine ever trying, let alone getting hooked, on it.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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christine you must be happy to see your man back in the news again!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Maybe she was going for the nonchalant tactic... just casually pack the speedball right in with the undies and summer reading novel and hope no one notices.
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Don't be fooled by the rocks that i got
I'm still...I'm still MacKenzie from the block!
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
Lovecarrottop, don't change your avvie til after sit on your face friday is over.
on topic, shit man, if I look like that in a few years I'd be soooo pissed..
GINGER ZITHEAD, YA'LL! DO THE BOOT MOVES!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by oklahoma on August 27, 2008 - 12:56pm.
YES.. Operation becoming a drug dog, HERE I COME.. *runs on all fours to Airport*
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hahahahhahahaaaa!! RUFF RUFF!!!
ARF! ARF!
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Submitted by ab on August 27, 2008 - 1:59pm.
the sad thing is that when I read 'julie cooper' I immediately thought of the OC and I was like, 'wow, she's looking rough!'
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funny, cause that's Misha Barton in 10 years.
she couldn't handle the fact that Valerie is able to fit in her skinny jeans again, she always was the perfect one.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
wow she looks fucking beat.
mk is right. that shit dont let go. i cant believe shes still alive if shes still using..wow
@Miss Priss.. Meeoooww!! *paws at you* *tosses head around*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
She should have pulled a "Patsy"...and stuck it in her beehive.
What? No marijuana??? LAME!!!
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
Jesus Christ! She will never get it together....
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He put himself so low he could hardly even look me in the face
- Fiona Apple
Submitted by jim on August 27, 2008 - 2:01pm.
SHE COULD HAVE HID THE DRUGS UNDER THAT GIANT FUCKING ZIT ON HER FOREHEAD INSTEAD..FUCKHEAD....
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ZITHEAD!
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by jim on August 27, 2008 - 2:01pm.
SHE COULD HAVE HID THE DRUGS UNDER THAT GIANT FUCKING ZIT ON HER FOREHEAD INSTEAD..FUCKHEAD....
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no worries, hotness, tis why she's still being held -- quick cuffed trip to the dermo to pop that shit.
I wonder where she was flying in from.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Valerie did Jenny Craig, Mackenzie should do Betty Ford.
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
Clean living pays off bigtime....
she's a little older than me and could pass as my mom..
drugs are a bitch.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Stupid, stupid, stupid. I thought she was over this shit.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
Considering who it is
No matter how large the amount she was caught with
She can claim it's for personal use
SHE COULD HAVE HID THE DRUGS UNDER THAT GIANT FUCKING ZIT ON HER FOREHEAD INSTEAD..FUCKHEAD....
ohforFUCKSsake...fuck the 21 year minimum on drinking; there needs to be an age MAXIMUM for coke whores. That shit stops being sexy round Madonna's third 36th birthday party.
the sad thing is that when I read 'julie cooper' I immediately thought of the OC and I was like, 'wow, she's looking rough!'
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Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
Damn. Some people never learn.
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
LMAO that was probably Paris and Nicole's supply.
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Submitted by oklahoma on August 27, 2008 - 6:56am.
YES.. Operation becoming a drug dog, HERE I COME.. *runs on all fours to Airport*
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LMAO
*on all fours behind you*
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El Dude/Walter'08
Schneider, come take care of this child! LOL what a stupid dope fiend!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
She could have hidden it in the bags underneath her eyes! Yikes-- the years have not been kind.
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