Not Julie Cooper!
Julie Cooper from "One Day at a Time" tried to get bags of coke and heroin through LAX this morning, but was caught and busted. This is it!
48-year-old Mackenzie Phillips was making her way through security at Terminal 4 when the TSA stopped her to be screened. They found baggies and balloons of the bad shit in her carry-on. TMZ reports that baggies contain heroin and cokey. She's still in custody right now.
MacKenzie has had a long ass history with drugs. I thought she was over that mess! I mean, she even played a drug counselor on "Beverly Hills 90210." MacKenzie needs her own personal Counselor Ellen Marks. "Celebrity Rehab" here she comes! That's if she doesn't go to the chokey.
I even get the shakes while going through security when I have a bottle of shampoo in my carry-on. What was she thinking taking balloons of heroin through that shit? Well, obviously she wasn't. I don't know, but this makes me sad. Schneider, come take care of this child!
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What a dumb ass why put them in baloons if youre not going to shove them up your ass or swallow them and pull it out of your ass later!!!!!!!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Deb, you are making me giggle.....
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Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple
I can't believe she tried to smuggle hard core drugs in her carry-on.
This is your brain on drugs, I guess...
Bitch, don't you know you can buy that shit anywhere? why tote it on the plane.
Mac..you take it one day at a time...I swear. LOL!
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
DebFrmHell
Great... Now I want some :(
*pops VES*
LMAO @ Missy.. Dragon dresses cool, and he's a hell of a ride.. *climbing down* trickery! I'm telling.. : (
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
The saddest part of being sober is the lack quality of men, especially in MY age bracket...fuckin'A I would have to be loaded to the nth degree to get with some of the people I have met. There is something good to be said about blackouts.....
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
If that's what I'm gonna look like when I'm 48, please shoot me now! Ugh.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
i know. he burnded me with his fire breathing and shit :(
(oooh cool, fire....wow...OW!!!! FUCK!!! AHH!)
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French toast tits!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
DebFrmHell,
Hm. I'm lucky in that the only thing i've ever abused was men, but I do imagine it's a "need" that never goes away.
Hard enough being an clean addict if you live in Everytown, US...but it's got to be impossible to stay clean in Hollyweird.
(wow! how wonderfully we stayed on topic)
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Missy.. Step away from the dragon. He is noo good!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Again?
Didn't she get busted back in the 70's or 80's or whenever the hell that show was on?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
okie i lol at almost every single thing you post
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That is funny and sad all rolled into one
Dumbass!
She's 48? Oof. The smack does not age you well. :(
stupid to put that in your bag... when i travel i put my weed and coke down my pants... works every time... they don't strip search
DebFrmHell that's the opposite of me, 8 years later and I still cringe and feel nauseous when I smell liquor.....but I must admit, when I'm sitting on the beach in Mexico I do crave a Corona and lime....
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 27, 2008 - 1:54pm.
me too Deb. Just reading about junk is making me itch.
I think Robert Downey Jr said something to the effect of:
Drugs for me are like a really hot but psycho ex-girlfriend. You still want to fuck her but then you remember she tried to cut your dick off.
or something like that
but its true. I'd love to shoot up right fucking now. But I love my life, so I dont.
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Ruh roh.. T-bag fight!! *bloops anonymous foreheads* OH that one left a nut mark..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 27, 2008 - 2:47pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP on August 27, 2008 - 2:38pm
Sig away....
*SMOOCH*
.......bloop.......
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BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
*dangles coke in front of her cell* Muahahahaha.. Can't have any can ya..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
As a reformed Addict, not one day in ten yrs have I not wished for a double Jose, no salt or lime thanks, and a thick line of speed up the schnoozzola!
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
That bitch should have known better, so I don't feel sorry for her. She really had to be on it before she tried to go through security for her to think, this is ok.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by missy on August 27, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 27, 2008 - 1:19pm.
& ANOTHER way that buying local pays off, can't tell me she was going where she couldn't get it for the right $
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junkies cant chance it. you need that shit minimum every 12 hours or youre fucked.
mk is right it is the straight up devil. it just feels too good.
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then her junkie ass needs to just sit the hell down or take Greyhound, doubt if they have much of a drug screening process in place, least not airport grade. oh SCRATCH THAT -- wanna see her try this shit again after 25hundredth rehab and drug-free tour and get her ass caught in Indonesia or Malaysia trying to run this shit. Brokedown Palace, bitch, here it comes!
oh HEY, re Greyhound: maybe that's why that dude in Canada whacked his fellow passenger's head & pulled a Hannibal, junkies already know the deal: light/shoot one up in a stank bathroom stall then board bus and reeelax on for days on a slow busride to nowheresville.
Addiction is partially genetic
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Mackenzie's dad was struggling with drug abuse for most of his life, and now his daughter is faring no better than he did. Sad. I too thought she was reformed. Some people just can't shake off the habit.
LOVE CARROTTOP on August 27, 2008 - 2:38pm
Sig away....
*SMOOCH*
.......bloop.......
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Bitch, please. Is she going a crappy reality t.v. show?
Mackenzie Phillips has been a drug addict since she was on "One Day at a Time". Hasn't this bitch cleaned up already? For fuck's sake, either OD or clean up.
Clarisse: I'm glad I can't smell your general vicinity.
snowpiece: Brilliant. She could fart her way to him.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 27, 2008 - 2:30pm.
YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
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HO. LEE. FUCK. Permission to use as siggie? That was fucking brilliant.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
LCT: tell her Diddy needs you!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
*edited because i had Chinese for lunch so i am not making fun of farting office lady!!!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
LOVE CARROTTOP on August 27, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Oh God a woman in my office just hardcore squeak farted and I might shit my pants trying not to laugh out loud. Help.
YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
whatever
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What a Boxcar of Boulders!!!! Stupid. Junkies travel better than that! ((sorry, beyond rocks))
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 27, 2008 - 2:25pm.
LCT.. make a fart sound w/ your hand and mouth.. And then look away if she looks at you..
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA THIS IS NOT HELPING! What are you doing to me??!!
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 27, 2008 - 2:23pm.
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Really, she couldn't pay for this kind of publicity.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 27, 2008 - 1:18pm.
Playtex crackery!
I love it.
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Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
LCT.. make a fart sound w/ your hand and mouth.. And then look away if she looks at you..
ALso.. on that topic..My boss went in his bathroom and dumped a whole months worth of load in like 14 seconds.. Now I'm living w/ that smell in here!! *dies*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 27, 2008 - 11:21am.
Pat Harrington, AKA Schneider, is not dead:
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Did you guys know he did the voice of the Inspector in the Pink Panther Cartoons? i found that out a couple of months ago, and now when I hear it, I can't believe I hadn't noticed it before!
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Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple
Oh God a woman in my office just hardcore squeak farted and I might shit my pants trying not to laugh out loud. Help.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Leatherette!
Seriously, a friend of mine came to visit from NYC and they were so worried abuot not having anything to smoke, they just smuggled it up their prospective vaginas, then proceeded to empty the contents as we sat on the living room floor.
I'd like to see Kate Moss top that!
Society & Sex, Intertwined
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Excellent point Slutts!
This ain't the 80's anymore- drug busts and sex tapes BOOST careers now!
Ah, the modern life......
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Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple
Holy Fuck!
Where do you start with how completely stupid this was.
She deserves to have been caught and deserves to be put in Looser Jail.
I won't even carry the Pirin in my stuff now.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
She's going to the chokey.
For doing Herokey.
Oh my gosh...that makes me think of The Monkees.
Oh, I could hide neath the wings
Of the bluebird as she sings.
The six oclock alarm would never ring.
Whoops its ringing and I rise,
Wipe the sleep out of my eyes.
My shavin razors cold and it stings.
Cheer up, sleepy jean.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen.
You once thought of me
As a white knight on a steed.
Now you know how happy I can be.
Oh, and our good times starts and end
Without dollar one to spend.
But how much, baby, do we really need.
Cheer up, sleepy jean.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen.
Cheer up, sleepy jean.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen.
Cheer up, sleepy jean.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxz_JBuyF4I
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Submitted by Leatherette on August 27, 2008 - 1:19pm.
& ANOTHER way that buying local pays off, can't tell me she was going where she couldn't get it for the right $
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junkies cant chance it. you need that shit minimum every 12 hours or youre fucked.
mk is right it is the straight up devil. it just feels too good.
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Don't feel too bad for her just yet, her career will probably revive for another 1-2 years from this: write a book on her trip to hell and back, then she'll give lectures on how to get clean and stay clean, Dancing with the Stars, then she'll tour again with the Mamas and the Papas.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Pat Harrington, AKA Schneider, is not dead:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0364224/
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.