Not Julie Cooper!
Julie Cooper from "One Day at a Time" tried to get bags of coke and heroin through LAX this morning, but was caught and busted. This is it!
48-year-old Mackenzie Phillips was making her way through security at Terminal 4 when the TSA stopped her to be screened. They found baggies and balloons of the bad shit in her carry-on. TMZ reports that baggies contain heroin and cokey. She's still in custody right now.
MacKenzie has had a long ass history with drugs. I thought she was over that mess! I mean, she even played a drug counselor on "Beverly Hills 90210." MacKenzie needs her own personal Counselor Ellen Marks. "Celebrity Rehab" here she comes! That's if she doesn't go to the chokey.
I even get the shakes while going through security when I have a bottle of shampoo in my carry-on. What was she thinking taking balloons of heroin through that shit? Well, obviously she wasn't. I don't know, but this makes me sad. Schneider, come take care of this child!
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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 27, 2008 - 3:46pm.
WORK SUCKS! I want to play on D-list all day!
MANANA !
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I agree. Fuck work. It's nice that we can all bond on one thing: not working.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
WORK SUCKS! I want to play on D-list all day!
MANANA !
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by The C word on August 27, 2008 - 3:42pm.
Not to hijack, but if you like herb & garlic flavoured cheese, I recommend Boursin (like cream cheese but better):
http://www.boursincheese.com/
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I can't do it. I looked at the main page, saw the cream cheese on the baguette, and closed it. If I don't get cheese now I'm going to have to substitute it for smegma and I DO NOT EAT SMEGMA.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Yowzers...When I was in rehab we were all laughing and telling our stories one night. Those horse freaks made me wish I had tried it before I went there......
Still wishing. LOL.
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
LCT: oh ok now that sounds delish, I will check it out.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 27, 2008 - 3:35pm.
OH MY GOD YES HAVARTI! I looooove the flavoured havartis. I got Herb and Garlic last week and it was fucking GREAT, and this week
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Not to hijack, but if you like herb & garlic flavoured cheese, I recommend Boursin (like cream cheese but better):
http://www.boursincheese.com/
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hehheee!!
MRS K PUT DOWN THE CHEESE!!
THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO LOVE YOU!! THINK OF YOUR ARTIERIES!! THE LONG DAYS OF CONSTIPATION!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Is that a zit or did she convert to Hinduism?
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by snowpiece on August 27, 2008 - 3:36pm.
LCT yes, yummmm, not sure about cloverleaf but I will look for it if it's so slammin'! ;)
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I just looked at the website and I think it's Canadian, but have a look. It's www.cloverleafcheese.ca
They have a sour cream and chive havarti. Fucking sex on a stick.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by snowpiece on August 27, 2008 - 3:34pm.
Guys, I am worried about Mrs. K. I think, like LCT she was tempted to the point of relapse with all our cheezing around and now she's lying somewhere in a pool of wet Brie with her tounge out...
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Personally I'd be stuffing a chilled block of cheddar up my hoohoo, but maybe Mrs K rolls a different way and swims in it.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Cheese is hardcore. I mean, your drinking milk, then all the sudden you are staring cheese down like there is no tomorrow. Milk done turned its back on you,, Fucking turned in to cheese?? WRONG! Can't trust it!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
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Submitted by snowpiece on August 27, 2008 - 3:33pm.
LCT what kind of cheese gives you the shakes? me, I'm a crack whore for some Havarti!
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OH MY GOD YES HAVARTI! I looooove the flavoured havartis. I got Herb and Garlic last week and it was fucking GREAT, and this week I have dill havarti and it's so fucking delicious I make vaseline in my panties every time I eat it. Do you like the flavoured stuff?
Do you get Clover Leaf cheese down there?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Guys, I am worried about Mrs. K. I think, like LCT she was tempted to the point of relapse with all our cheezing around and now she's lying somewhere in a pool of wet Brie with her tounge out...
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LCT what kind of cheese gives you the shakes? me, I'm a crack whore for some Havarti!****************************1/20/09
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Fuck I should NOT have read all these comments. I want cheese like zits want dirt. MUST HAVE CHEESE.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
2 Chocolate chip ding dongs & 1 extra long creme filled TWINKIE
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by P.T.Bull on August 27, 2008 - 3:20pm.
I remember when stacey keach did the coke bust in england--and some prison time. His mike hammer show was really doing well at the time and it kind of killed his career. No career for mcenzie to kill.
Something about bonnie franklin that just revolted me on one day at a time. Never seemed more than a self-righteous martyr to me.
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Keach ended up on Prison Break.
Franklin had big gums and yellow teefs.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by oklahoma on August 27, 2008 - 3:02pm.
French toast tits!
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Pancake placentas!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
I don't think she will do 36 months. I think that the charges will be dropped or reduced. She will get 1 year And serve a day and a half
;) missy
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SNOWY HIGH FUCKING FIVE
that was sweet.. cheez whiz to know the difference
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
once a crackhead always a crackhead
I don't think Wino would do something that dumb...
and the Cheese Whiz to know the difference....
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
The courage to eat the low fat cheeses that I can
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Sober 18 years, and about her age. I had a crush on her when I saw american graffitti.
I imagine she's looking at federal time--I think an airport is a federal island. First offense federal felony I think is usually 36 months served. Maybe longer due to the drugs--up to the us attorney's office.
I would not expect any of this 4 hours behind bars shit that the celebs usually get from their dui-s and petty drug busts.
I remember when stacey keach did the coke bust in england--and some prison time. His mike hammer show was really doing well at the time and it kind of killed his career. No career for mcenzie to kill.
Something about bonnie franklin that just revolted me on one day at a time. Never seemed more than a self-righteous martyr to me.
This makes me very sad, I thought she had kicked her habit! And she's 48! She looks over 60, that's what drugs will do to you folks!
She looks THRANGLED
as in man-handled, choked, repeatedly smacked down, and then thrown from a moving vehicle into a ditch.
Now you see why Fergie looks the way she does.
Once you go to crack, your face never turns back!
Society & Sex, Intertwined
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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 27, 2008 - 3:13pm.
YUM! Who said taco?
I would murder and olsen twin for a fucking taco right now im so hungry!
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I said it. Right after I ate it. ;-) It had lots of cheese and meat in it. Sour cream, too.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
I need to see the mugshot
God grant me the serenity to accept the cheese I cannot change...
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My pothead friend rolled two quarters of ganja up in his sleeve and walked through security like "no big deal!"
I was more nervous than him and I didn't even go on the trip!
Isn't she a little OLD for this shit? I guess even memaws chase the dragon.
MK, I love how you've taken to educating the masses about drugs. Public service announcements courtesy of dlisted! Teehheeehehe.
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Mrs.Kravitz on August 27, 2008 - 3:12pm
Is that Neil Diamond in your avie?
Mmmmm, speshul cookies, we used to make speshul Brownies....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Mrs K.,
Chasing the cheese!!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Wowwee. She fell hard off the cokie wagon.
We were JUST watching a One Day at a Time documentary, THS or something like that, last night, and commenting on how Mackenzie looked FABULOUS, clean and sober, and even kind of pretty, a lot of makeup, yeah, but she didn't look like shit on a stick.
Guess those days are over.
I know all about addiction, and how hard it is, so I feel for her. But did she really think in this day and age, that she wasn't going to get caught at the AIRPORT ?? and LAX of all places ?!?!
They have drug sniffing dogs for CRISSAKES !!
stupid
She looks sad, maybe even lonely. It kind of makes me sad.. : / *tucks hair behind her ear*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by snowpiece on August 27, 2008 - 12:11pm.
Mrs. K: have you admitted you are powerless over cheese?
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Yes, I am currently in CAA. I'm still trying to make amends.
BRB Minch needs to poop.
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
YUM! Who said taco?
I would murder and olsen twin for a fucking taco right now im so hungry!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
That or her lap top is in her ass and her coke and hairon is up in her lap top bag!!!!!
hooo haaaa, I esp love how you called it "hairon" just like a tru junkie pants!
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 27, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Bradi check your email, I just sent you my mailing address
wink wink hint hint
A friend of mine sent me some "cookies" a few weeks ago. They are still in the freezer.
C'mon over to my pad, guys. We'll have hash cookies and Magaritas.
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
contact lens holders are also a good smuggling place....not that I have ever done it, of course.....
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Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple
Mrs. K: have you admitted you are powerless over cheese?
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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 27, 2008 - 3:07pm.
What a dumb ass why put them in baloons if youre not going to shove them up your ass or swallow them and pull it out of your ass later!!!!!!!
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Well, now there's a mental picture for me after I just ate a taco! LOL!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by snowpiece on August 27, 2008 - 3:08pm.
bitch just needed to google DRUG MULE
but i guess her ass was too damn high to figure out how to open her lap top.
That or her lap top is in her ass and her coke and hairon is up in her lap top bag!!!!!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
I had the toughest time getting off cheese.
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
She could have mailed that shit to herself.
My friend sent me some ganja, it was wicked good bud, he put it in a bag of coffee from Starbucks.
And resealed the package deal it came in, shrink wrap times.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
She looks strange, always has. She looked like a person that had too many Botox injections ... Even when she was on that show
AJP I know, I was wondering the same thing, maybe she lost her nerve at the last minute? she must be cursing herself now because by now she must be fiending big time in the hooscow.
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