Not Julie Cooper!
Julie Cooper from "One Day at a Time" tried to get bags of coke and heroin through LAX this morning, but was caught and busted. This is it!
48-year-old Mackenzie Phillips was making her way through security at Terminal 4 when the TSA stopped her to be screened. They found baggies and balloons of the bad shit in her carry-on. TMZ reports that baggies contain heroin and cokey. She's still in custody right now.
MacKenzie has had a long ass history with drugs. I thought she was over that mess! I mean, she even played a drug counselor on "Beverly Hills 90210." MacKenzie needs her own personal Counselor Ellen Marks. "Celebrity Rehab" here she comes! That's if she doesn't go to the chokey.
I even get the shakes while going through security when I have a bottle of shampoo in my carry-on. What was she thinking taking balloons of heroin through that shit? Well, obviously she wasn't. I don't know, but this makes me sad. Schneider, come take care of this child!
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I took a bottle of shampoo in my hand luggage yesterday and it got taken away :(
DUDE! I thought for sure she had all that shit kicked for good. What the hell??
MacKenzie GET HELP!
Hey Julie, they package one & ones in balloons for a reason. You shoulda kept it all in your "internal" carry-on like everyone else does.
I hope she didn't have to break on the plane- that would suck- but Mackenzie's no beginner. Im sure she had something legal in a nearby pill bottle to assist her. And she must have been loaded already anyway. I doubt she boarded sober, saving a giant ringer shot of coke for the airplane bathroom.
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one would think after years of being a junkie she would know to shove that shit in her no no parts whilst going thru security.
yet another case of wasted blow. so disappointing.
I hope she didn't have to go through withdrawal in the slammer. A girls' always gotta have her methadone stand-by just in case her supply gets taken away. I hope her lawyer was able to get her a script if she's got a daily habit.
Submitted by SpacemanSpiff on August 27, 2008 - 6:28pm.
She's gotta be waaaaay older than 48. Valerie Bertinelli is older than that and she was the younger sister.
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Valerie was born in 1960 and MacKenzie in 1959, so they are roughly the same age.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
I even get the shakes while going through security when I have a bottle of shampoo in my carry-on. What was she thinking taking balloons of heroin through that shit?
ahahaha soso true!!
Poor woman, she has been battling this demon for the longest damn time. I really wish for some peace for her, this is bullshit!
geez, I've only been at work 11 mins and I've said "this is bullshit!" twice already--is it going to be THAT kind of day?
wow bummer she had been sober for more than 15 years...bad relapse and thru an airport...wow she must be deep in her shit to try that... I hope she gets sober again..prayers.
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She probably thought she would never get too old to party like she's 20, I guess she assumed since it's powder the machines in there can't see it. It's why it's better to put that shit into baggage cause they don't really scan it before it's on the plane. In fact, just put that shit in your socks...how much did she have on her anyway!?
MacKenzie, you're too old for that shit, honey!
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Submitted by Spoiled on August 27, 2008 - 7:43pm.
Bonnie Franklin played divorced single mother, Ann Romano. She resumed use of her maiden name, while her children kept their father's, Cooper, hence Julie and Barbara Cooper.
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thank you for the correction. I need to email Entertainment Weekly and tell them they messed up!
She's gotta be waaaaay older than 48. Valerie Bertinelli is older than that and she was the younger sister.
Aww, this bums me out :( She was doing really well in her sobriety.
Submitted by Hairicane - MK, other news says she "starred as Julie Romano in the CBS comedy..."
Cooper?
Bonnie Franklin played divorced single mother, Ann Romano. She resumed use of her maiden name, while her children kept their father's, Cooper, hence Julie and Barbara Cooper.
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
Submitted by Hekki on August 27, 2008 - 6:02pm.
Addiction is a scary thing.
Why did **** think she was going to get away with it?
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cuz that's what addicts do. they don't think.
it's ironic....aa motto is "One day at a time"
btw, regular news is reporting: "During a second screening process, a small amount of what was believed to be heroin and cocaine was discovered on her person," Holcomb tells E! News.
Just a small amount....we'll see.
MK, other news says she "starred as Julie Romano in the CBS comedy..."
Cooper?
And I'm curious to know, when exactly did she relapse? Another site says she got sober in 1992.
Wow, she looks a lot older than 48.
OT: This sounds like a cry for help to me.
Submitted by letinstar on August 27, 2008 - 4:16pm.
gah...mackenzie is too fuckin old for this shit...she should take note of how great valerie bertinelli looks and learn some things..
ITA It's pitiful when someone of this age still has a depency on drugs. She needs to wise up and realize that at this age your body can't handle those drugs as easily as when you are much younger.
And Bonnie Franklin was fucking Schneider secretly on that stupid show.
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just.
wow.
That sounds like a cry for help, really.
She has been battling the drug demon for years. It is a tough habit to break.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
Addiction is a scary thing.
Why did bitch think she was going to get away with it? Same question for Jerry Lewis and his commemorative firearm. What the FUCK are these people thinking?
i'm still smarting from last year's shakedown at the airport over a bottle of "sweet pea" body spray...don't know how these junkies think they can get drugs to go through unnoticed...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
This is Blohan in about 5 years.
Yeow, that's a sad and beat-looking 48.
Well duh, you don't put that shit in your bag, you keep it on your person. Silly junkie!
Seriously though, that really sucks - I thought she'd put all that behind her. Fucking opiates.
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Mackenzie and Tatum should have a reality show. It would be fabulous.
Last year, on the way to the USA (from oz) I decided to put some makeup in a soft pencil case and put it in my carry-on. Previously, I used the pencil case to store my stash (in a ziplock, yes). Anyhoot, I was interested to know if I was gonna be sniffed out by the drug doggies. YES! A beagle called "Buster" cut through the crowd at Sydney airport and stuck his head right inside my bag, sniffed, snorted, gave me the look then trotted away, as did his handler. Good dog. PHEW!
The hub and I got married in Jamaica. While there, we scored the sickest weed I have ever smoked. The one hit, say byebye stuff. The hub couldn't bear flushing it, so we wrapped it up and brought it home in the suntan lotion. That was pre-9/11 though. I wouldn't try it now.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
In her E! True Hollywood story she said her drug days were behind her. You lied, Mackenzie Phillips. You've betrayed me.
I can never get out of the Bahamas without them frisking, snooping through my bag, or wanding me.
I don't know why? Why damnit, why?
Back in the day I dreaded the Colombia airport. These guys in military uniforms with automatic weapons, and police dogs, would poke through all your stuff while you stood there at the table.
They literally poke your stuff with long probes to see if coke somes up on the prong. I was clean, but I still worried. Had these visions of the movie Midnight Express...
Now, they do all that behind screens so its not quite as bad. Still, somebody might comment "They took away somebody this morning" and you know some poor sap is in for some misery.
PS. Yeah, stacey keach has another show, but it took him a long time to come back. I really liked that show, too.
Submitted by EvilShoe on August 27, 2008 - 4:32pm.
"I even get the shakes while going through security when I have a bottle of shampoo in my carry-on."
Yep, me too. I got caught going through Boston airport with a water bottle and I got the extra special frisk job. I don't have a fear of flying but a fear of airport checkpoints.
So sad and so stupid. The train would have been safer.
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I come back and the topic is cheese? Y'all, I just got back from Wisconsin! There is a cheese shop near the Illinois border that is a pilgrimage place for me, every time I go there. I get smoked string cheese, aged sharp cheddar, and many other goodies.
I could not possible live without cheese.
Oh, and Mackenzie should give Tatum O'Neal a call. That would be a fun party to watch.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
"I even get the shakes while going through security when I have a bottle of shampoo in my carry-on."
Yep, me too. I got caught going through Boston airport with a water bottle and I got the extra special frisk job. I don't have a fear of flying but a fear of airport checkpoints.
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Wow, that is sad. I thought those days and habits were long past her too. It really does hold on tenaciously, doesn't it?
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
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gah...mackenzie is too fuckin old for this shit...she should take note of how great valerie bertinelli looks and learn some things..
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I am laughing so hard i am crying salty cheesy tears!
I appreciate your concern, but all is well.
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Submitted by missy on August 27, 2008 - 3:48pm.
mmmm boursin is soooo gooood!! a shop near me makes it homemade.. YUM!!
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It is good, but too bad it goes straight to my ass. :(
All this talk of cheese...I'm making a detour and going shopping after work!
LCT: For your sake, I hope you get some cheese soon!! :D
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mmmm boursin is soooo gooood!! a shop near me makes it homemade.. YUM!!
Deb - oh yeah, rehab definately can push you in the WORNG direction if you choose to go there! if theres somehting you dont know about getting high, youll know it after 90 days of rehab!
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