Wednesday, August 27th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Jessica Biel stole one of my abuelita's outfits - Popsugar
Mr. Big's baby boy isn't amused - Just Jared
I don't know who Shayne Ward is, but he's a hot piece - Towleroad
DeAnna Pappas and her fake fiance are still together (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Extreme HO Makeover: Jessica Simpson is renovating Tony Romo's house - Lainey Gossip
Nasty Nastia is in a two-piece - Egotastic!
Kate Hudson sued over volcanic ash - IDLYITW
Tara Reid has her own clothing line. Fashion has gone to the whores - Hollywood Tuna
Stop me if you've heard this before....Kate Moss is naked - Cityrag
The same can be said for Solange. Yuck, what a stuck up bitch.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 27, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Jessica Biel has an attitude and air of conceitedness that wouldn't be be acceptable on a girl even twice as pretty and twice as rich. And I'll bet she growls like a drunk polar bear when she cums.
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Shayne Ward is a gayer (for anyone thats interested!).
Orion is so cute...he look's like suri's separated fraternal twin.
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on August 27, 2008 - 12:27pm.
I just don't get this Jessica Biel. 95% of the time she looks like an old Eastern European house frau!!!
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
Jessica Biel stole one of my abuelita's outfits LMAO YOU KILL ME MICHEAL. LMAO LOL. www.myspace.com/davi_tv
Chris Noth's baby is ADORABLE! Look at that full head of hair and FAT cheeks ;)
Even her boobs look like your abuelitas
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
oh look another flat chested useless no talent slag faced eurotrash cunt rag with no top on...wow
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I just don't get this Jessica Biel. 95% of the time she looks like an old Eastern European house frau!!!
Kate Moss-UNATTRACTIVE no matter what she wears. Ugly slag faced Eurotrash
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Submitted by oklahoma on August 27, 2008 - 11:17am.
LMAO! but is it not normal to growl like a drunk polar bear when cumming? Like I feel a little ashamed now that you say that.. *giving you major mean & wonk eye*
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Tehe I think the growling is only gross if Jessica Biel does it, just like a new Ferrari or dinner at a fancy restaurant would be spoiled once she started neighing all over it with her false orthopedic pillow lips.
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"Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone," he told me, "always remember that not everyone has had the same advantages in life that you've had."
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I thought that was Sarah Larson at first glance. I haven't seen Beeel in a while.
Taking bets that she's KNOCKED UP!
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I want to know why Chris Noth's baby looks exactly like Charlie Sheen. Verrrry suspicious.
Orion is a gorgeous little boy!
Jessica Biel - fug. I've always thought she was fug, even with makeup on.
Tony Romo - OK, so how DID he get a house that big for only $700,000?? I'd like to know.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 27, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Jessica Biel has an attitude and air of conceitedness that wouldn't be be acceptable on a girl even twice as pretty and twice as rich. And I'll bet she growls like a drunk polar bear when she cums.
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LMAO! but is it not normal to growl like a drunk polar bear when cumming? Like I feel a little ashamed now that you say that.. *giving you major mean & wonk eye*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Jessica Biel has an attitude and air of conceitedness that wouldn't be be acceptable on a girl even twice as pretty and twice as rich. And I'll bet she growls like a drunk polar bear when she cums.
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"Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone," he told me, "always remember that not everyone has had the same advantages in life that you've had."
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Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on August 27, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Orion has got to be one of the most beautiful babies I've ever seen.
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I think so too! I just wish there was a smiley pic.
Orion has got to be one of the most beautiful babies I've ever seen.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
WTF???!!! Is that Charlie Sheen Mr Big is carrying around???????????
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is she pregnant??
okie: LMAO fast pube grow, hoo haaaaa
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Beil has more of a mustache then I do on my Vagina.. And I put FastPube-Gro on mine.. Geesh.. I knew that bitch has been in my medicine cabinet..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Orion is cute, the mom, not so much....
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
awww Mary Camden dressed like a good preacher's daughter.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Big Man Noth's baby is cheekytastic. However, Orion...Orion's Belt...Onion...Oh Ryan...actually I'm digging it now that I've shredded it. Not so bad now.
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She wore that just to let justin know that she will still be at when she's 80
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Submitted by NitWitty on August 27, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Could that be a baby bump? Just sayin....
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Let's pretend you didn't refer to JT and JB mating and continue on. I don't think the world could take it.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 27, 2008 - 1:34pm.
Well id say my phrase of the day for Jessica Beil, but im pretty sure she punches herself in her OWN dick at least twice every hour.
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HAHAHAHAHA! Niiiiiice.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by NitWitty on August 27, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Could that be a baby bump? Just sayin....
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HA! I bet, and they'll name it Junior.. like that movie Junior w/ A'nold Schwarzenegger, where he gave birth to a baby. She's just taking female hormones to be able to carry a beebeeey..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
See Miley Hannah Mouse bitch achey Breaky Tramp in baby ho boot camp! Look at Nastia and that other olympic flipper up and downer person!
THAT is how little kids pose for cameras.
Silly and youthful not SLUTY AND TRAMPY
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Every chance I get I say it all over again:
He-ssica Biel is FUGGGGGGG
That's all.
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El Dude/Walter'08
those kate moss photos are HOT
i fucking adore kate moss. i know im in the minority but i loves the bitch
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For such a pretty woman, why would jessica dress herself like that, she is just being lazy.
Well id say my phrase of the day for Jessica Beil, but im pretty sure she punches herself in her OWN dick at least twice every hour.
Or maybe every time weather on the ones comes on on New York one.
one one one one that sounds funny if you say it over and over again.
Say it over and over again every time Jessica punches her own dick and take a shot and thats a good drinking game
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Jessica Biel looks pregnant. And would it kill her to put some damn chapstick on. Reminds me of Tyrone Biggums.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 27, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Note to the Beilkster aka Hulk.. JT does not like Fat Girls.. take it easy on the chunk..
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no JT loves girls who look like boys.
she hulk does it for him..
shayne ward won the x factor a few years back, kinda hot but not the sharpest tool in the box
What a beaUTIFUL baby boy Chris Noth has!
A little piece of perfection those chubby cheeks OMG!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Could that be a baby bump? Just sayin....
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Note to the Beilkster aka Hulk.. JT does not like Fat Girls.. take it easy on the chunk..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!