RiRi & Chris Brown Take The Next Step

Alien Princess RiRi and her man, Chris Brown, want to be together all day and all night, so they have decided to get a place. Some nosy bitch told Star Magazine that RiRi and Chris have been looking for a condo in Los Angeles since July. They recently checked out a joint at Sierra Towers. I only know about Sierra Towers because I watch that mess reality show "Million Dollar Listing."

RiRi really wants to find them a home so she gets new listings e-mailed to her when she's not in town. However, RiRi, 20, and Chris, 19, have special needs. The source said, "They play their music loud though, so they want a condo that's soundproof."

Loud music? Extraterrestrial, please! She just doesn't want the neighbors to hear her loud alien chanting. It's how she speaks to her subjects on her home planet. When RiRi chants, it's extra loud, because every little sound bounces off her twentyhead.