Diddy Forced To Fly Commercial!
The gas situation needs to change! It has gone too fucking far. I mean, Diddy has been forced to fly commercial, because gas prices are "too fucking high." It's criminal! Commercial seats do not cradle the sexy the way private jet seats do. Seriously, someone needs to lose their life over this.
Diddy posted a video blog on his YouTube account complaining about having to fly commercial. He rants: “Gas prices are too motherfucking high. As you know, I do own my own jet and I have been having flying back and forth to LA pursuing my acting career. Now, if I’m flying back and forth, like, twice in a month that’s like $200,000 or $250,000 round trip. FUCK that. I’m back on American Airlines right now. Ok? Your boy Diddy right now is on American Airlines. Look. I want to give a shout out to all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from all the countries that have oil, if you could all please send me some oil for my jet I would truly appreciate it. But right now, can you believe it, I am actually flying commercial. That’s how high gas prices are ok, so I feel you. Look, I’m at the gate right now. This is proof that gas prices are too high, we need to do something about it, so tell whoever the next president is that we need to bring gas back down.”
Do you hear that Obama? You better address this shit on Thursday! Eff everything else. Shit, I think we should all send Diddy some gas. This is dead wrong.
Although, I may have the answer to his predicament. Has he tried plugging himself into his private jet? I'm sure it can run on his ego alone.
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I really hope this mother fucker has a chico type of day!
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Honestly, how fucking shameless and typical is this? Without opening a political can of worms, let us just note that there are people in this country that profess to know what's best for YOU, and does not apply to THEM. Perfect example, I remember Puddy's "be sure to vote" campaign, until it became known that he himself was NOT a registered voter.
Douche bag.
I am glad his show is doing bad.
I could loan him some fuel, if somebody here loans him a match.
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Okay kids, I must now go blow my entire life savings on textbooks. *winces* It was lovely blooping and peeing with you! <3
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Submitted by oklahoma on August 27, 2008
When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
HE GOT SQUIDS FOR BRAINZ!
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I say we slap Kim Porters dumb ho ass just for sloshing out his DNA out of her stupid stupid stupid fur burger!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 27, 2008 - 10:43am.
You have GOT to be kidding me. Diddy is asking for the Saudi Arabians to send HIM oil so he doesn't have to fly commercial like the rest of us and go back to polluting the world with his private jet while people are having to sell their cars because they can't afford has anymore?
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My mom just got one of those new Smart Cars...those tiny little jobbies. She called me up today to tell me and I was way jealous because I'm broke and stuck with my stupid Hyundai that I don't much like, but at least my car still gets good gas mileage so I can't complain about that.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
AJP.. Omgosh!! I sell Insurance-lets talk.. Also, Snowy, I have lots of sperm saved up in my tummy, will you add me onto you're insurance, too. pwetty pweees. w/a Virgin Cherry on top..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
WOW this feels good to verbaly abuse SEAN!
SORRY PEOPLE!
Im sweating now and i need a smoke!
Snow Piece i shoot blanks caus eive never gotten my boy friends prego that i know of!
WOOOOOWIE WOW WOW!
BETTER THAN YOGA!
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This is the 21st century version of "Let them eat cake."
God, I hope it ends the same way.
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Doo wa diddy diddy DUMB diddy doo!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
AJP: if you give me your sperms I will put you on my health insurance......;P
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Oh.. don't get yourselves upset about Diddy. People like that always get what they deserve.
{{sealing Anthrax laced fan letter}}
Lets talk about heatlh insurance!
I DONT HAVE NONE!
FUUUUUUUUUCK YOU SEAN!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 27, 2008 - 11:40pm.
sew his ass hole shut and feed him exlax!
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This makes the chinese rat torture tame in comparison. I say hell yeah to this, as long as you tape that shit and put it on youtube.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
You have GOT to be kidding me. Diddy is asking for the Saudi Arabians to send HIM oil so he doesn't have to fly commercial like the rest of us and go back to polluting the world with his private jet while people are having to sell their cars because they can't afford has anymore?
I've seen it all. Diddy, go to hell.
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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 28, 2008 - 12:40am
No, really. Tell us how you really feel. God, I hope you two get on a plane together one day. I'd pay to see you beat him down. Hell, I'd join in.
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If i had a mac book air id be beating the shit out of the keys right now!
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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 27, 2008 - 10:38am.
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Ah, jeez...quit your moanin' and whinin'. I mean, how else are the bigwigs that run the MTA going to go on four tropical vacations next year with their secretaries and drive around in that Bentley? Don't you think of anyone but yourself? Gah!!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
"Although, I may have the answer to his predicament. Has he tried plugging himself into his private jet? I'm sure it can run on his ego alone."
He and Kanye can solve the American energy crisis based on ego.
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fucker!
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sew his ass hole shut and feed him exlax!
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Dear diddly,
Wah fucking wah fucking wah.
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"and he's ugly, too"
Not to mention a mouth-breather!
Oh, that poor baby. How he's suffering!
"if you could all please send me some oil for my jet I would truly appreciate it." Because it's all about you, isn't it, sweetheart?
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
This guy is a total PIECE OF $HIT!!!!!
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oh Barf!
He's gotta be one of the worst people in the world. Just an obnoxious, vacuous, narcissistic waste of flesh and bone.
And he's ugly too!
MTA is about to jack up my ride to work too mother fucker! I get to pay more money to ride in old dirty ass tunnels that may crumble with you and your train up in it and im not talking about a glory hole either bitches!
What about all the taxes that just came out of my stupid little piss ant check here?
Milk is 4 bucks a gallon and crime is going up in my area with muggings and shit aint being reported on the news!
I hope he gets back on his private jet and crash that bitch like buddy holly and when he gets to heaven St. Peter or who the fuck is up there playing bouncer kicks him in the nuts and tells him Biggie is waiting on his ass in a locked room with a blow tortch and some dental floss to sew his gapping cunt of a mouth shut FOREVA!
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Hey, Diddy.
*lifts butt cheek and sounds trumpet*
There's some gas for you.
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Submitted by FatMartha on August 27, 2008 - 8:23am.
Also, up until now I thought your avie was Plankton from Spongebob. I was sad when it wasn't. :(
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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 27, 2008 - 11:25am.
How about we go riot and throw garbage cans in the windows of all his piece of *** stores with clothes made of dog fur?
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Oh my God! Is that TRUE?!?!?! I boycotted the Olympics by not watching them. The Chinese eat dogs. Before they make them into food, they keep them in these cellar like places CHAINED TO THE STONE WALL WITHIN 4 INCHES!!!!!! They can't hardly move! And they look sad and hopeless. I saw video on Youtube about it. One scene showed a skinned dog on the back of a dude's motorcycle.
I CRIED for days. I now pray for change. next will be $$$ to peta, but I don't want them to send me pcitures in the mail or anything.
BOYCOTT P. DIDDY. THAT'S JUST EVIL.
"Do you hear that Obama? You better address this shit on Thursday! Eff everything else. Shit, I think we should all send Diddy some gas. This is dead wrong."
LMFAO!
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This makes me seriously want to vomit. Diddy, you make me wanna vomit.
AJP: oh really, I couldn't tell, LOL ♥
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
BITCH CANT EVEN RAP!
FUCK YOU!
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Waaaah to the mother fuckin' nth degree.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Cry me a fucking river. Boohoo.
Diddy has to fly commercial?!?!? I'm calling ABOMINATION!
I just spent $1000 on a scenic helicopter tour, circling the perimeter of Pee Diddlers gold-plated carbon footprint.
"Sono le feci dal Signore" - D. Galas
I really hate this guy!
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What a tool! Instead of crying over having to fly commercial, cry over your damn carbon footprint, dumbass! All these mofos who nonchalantly hop on their private jets just to get to these wastefully extravagant parties need to be penalized for crimes against the environment.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 27, 2008 - 11:56am.
I just farted. Does that count?
Be sure to add that to your "carbon footprint". Al Gore will total up your bill later. ;)
_Overblown ego much? WTF? I can't afford gas? I feel you? How about flying commercial just to save the environment not just cause your over the top talentless hack cannot pay 250K per round trip?
It is still pure comedy. I am rolling on the floor still cackling about the flying to LA for my acting career bit...... Maybe he does have a talent -- Comedy! ___________________________________________
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Why dont he saddle up his busted ass fat bitch mom and ride her horsey ass across the nation?
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Submitted by DUDE on August 27, 2008 - 11:17am.
Life sucks when you cannot afford to fly NYC/LA twice a month for $250k
the DUDE! abides...
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hey. did you come from glp? or one of the splinters??