Diddy Forced To Fly Commercial!
The gas situation needs to change! It has gone too fucking far. I mean, Diddy has been forced to fly commercial, because gas prices are "too fucking high." It's criminal! Commercial seats do not cradle the sexy the way private jet seats do. Seriously, someone needs to lose their life over this.
Diddy posted a video blog on his YouTube account complaining about having to fly commercial. He rants: “Gas prices are too motherfucking high. As you know, I do own my own jet and I have been having flying back and forth to LA pursuing my acting career. Now, if I’m flying back and forth, like, twice in a month that’s like $200,000 or $250,000 round trip. FUCK that. I’m back on American Airlines right now. Ok? Your boy Diddy right now is on American Airlines. Look. I want to give a shout out to all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from all the countries that have oil, if you could all please send me some oil for my jet I would truly appreciate it. But right now, can you believe it, I am actually flying commercial. That’s how high gas prices are ok, so I feel you. Look, I’m at the gate right now. This is proof that gas prices are too high, we need to do something about it, so tell whoever the next president is that we need to bring gas back down.”
Do you hear that Obama? You better address this shit on Thursday! Eff everything else. Shit, I think we should all send Diddy some gas. This is dead wrong.
Although, I may have the answer to his predicament. Has he tried plugging himself into his private jet? I'm sure it can run on his ego alone.
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Submitted by FunKills on August 27, 2008 - 11:56am.
www.diddy.com has a forum: Diddy: The Man... I posted there hoping he'll check DListed.
You know the bitch HAS to read everything about himself online if he has time to YouTube
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fun fun. i went and responded to your with my own rant. i hate wastes of space.
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I was told that I'm getting told on
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I AIN'T FLYING NO COMMERCIAL AIRLINES HOS. WHO Y'ALL THINK YOU ARE? I'M DIDDY. I OWN PRIVATE JETS WITH DIAMOND SINKS AND MAIDS MADE OUT OF GOLD. NOW GET ME MY OIL, SAUDI ARABIA.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by xxyxz on August 27, 2008 - 1:02pm.
in-laws suck ass
Carry on...
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That's when you offer to get them in touch with Ange so she can adopt them and fuck off to some other part of the world so you never have to deal with them ever again.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
THIS THREAD SHOULD BE IN ALL CAPS. IN HONOR OF DIDDY. THIS DOWNSIZING AIN'T RIGHT I TELL YA'LL!
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
in-laws suck ass
Carry on...
OH NO!! Diddy is ACCTUALLY flying COMMERICAL!!!!! The horror!!! Can you IMAGINE having to fly COMMERCIAL!!!
What a fucking dick wad he is.
Um, how did he get to videotape anything in an airport? Why didn't Homeland Security confiscate his camera? Cause you know, he could be doing recon for another terrorist attack.
IF IT AIN'T IN ALL CAPS, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT IS DIDDY'S STATEMENT... he never rants in lower case...
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by Jack Handy on August 27, 2008 - 12:32pm.
It's true, George Bush really does hate black people.
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Here we go again. Duck and cover.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by Jack Handy on August 27, 2008 - 11:32am.
It's true, George Bush really does hate black people.
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Please tell me you're kidding, because earlier this summer I was paying $4 a gallon for regular, just like the rest of the country!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
@lovecarrottop, when did he ever have respect?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I think the world would me a much, much better place if celebrities like P. Diddy were drawn & quartered & the pieces set on fire.
Just sayin'.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on August 27, 2008 - 11:33am.
Oh good, he can't fly private anymore. Your not weathy Doody, just hood rich. Your not Warren Buffet, Bill Gates or Carlos slim Helu or Marc Zucnberg
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Huh. He ain't even Oprah!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 27, 2008 - 11:30am.
Maybe Diddy's mom has one! That'll show him!
Who am I kidding, his mom probably drives an Escalade.
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Pfft! Yeah, she probably does. Maybe he should trade in his mom's gas guzzler for a Smart Car and that would save him gas money. And while he's at it, he could trade in HIS escalades for a Smart Car, too...you just know he's got at least two Escalades.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Oh good, he can't fly private anymore. Your not weathy Doody, just hood rich. Your not Warren Buffet, Bill Gates or Carlos slim Helu or Marc Zucnberg
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Loser
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 27, 2008 - 11:27am.
I heard this on the radio this AM. Methinks he & JHo were the perfect team, although the house probably wasn't big enough for BOTH their ginormous egos ....
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I don't even think the state of California is big enough to hold both their egos...that's why diddy's got a house in Long Island.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 27, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Holy shit, she'd string me up alive! Plus, she's supposed to lend me some money for groceries. Let's go find someone else's Smart Car & try it! Maybe some girl scout's mom has one, or something.
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Maybe Diddy's mom has one! That'll show him!
Who am I kidding, his mom probably drives an Escalade.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
I'm sure his perfume could fuel all of NASA.
Diddy being thrifty, he fails to mention he probably bought all the tickets to fly alone.
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I heard this on the radio this AM. Methinks he & JHo were the perfect team, although the house probably wasn't big enough for BOTH their ginormous egos ....
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Dear Diddy,
Fuck your mother. No one wants to hear your bullshit non-problems, douche.
Love,
Stoney
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
We can all rejoice over the fact that the Jolie/Pitts won't run into this problem and can continue to help the world. Maybe Diddy should get adopted by them.
You tell ' em Diddy! You just made me die laughing with this BS! Coach has leather seats on American? Or is that NY thang? Tell me girlfriend - inquiring minds want to know!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 27, 2008 - 11:06am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 27, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Carrot Top Loving times--I do believe they are...anyway, that's what I hear.
I wonder if you could make a car that runs on poo...*scratches head*
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I bet you could! Let's try it! Do you think your mom would mind?
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Holy shit, she'd string me up alive! Plus, she's supposed to lend me some money for groceries. Let's go find someone else's Smart Car & try it! Maybe some girl scout's mom has one, or something.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Prices are going down . I'm just happy that gas is under $4 a gallon
I drive a yukon ... (sometimes)
Submitted by snowpiece on August 27, 2008 - 11:03am.
Your Mom: lol your mom's mom bought a Smart car, I think they are so cute!
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They kinda are! She got a ragtop one so I'm such a jelluz h8er!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Hold Up...Did his shirt just say "the notorious Sean John"?
fucking assfuck.
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This is just another example of how hypocritical& egotistical Mr. Vote-or-Die-Mr. Battlefield Earth is.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Rich bastard
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Poor Diddy he had to mingle with the minions. No wonder we are asking Iraq for permission to stay and fight. This is an outrage.
Well said, everyone.
Why is he even famous?
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 27, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Carrot Top Loving times--I do believe they are...anyway, that's what I hear.
I wonder if you could make a car that runs on poo...*scratches head*
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I bet you could! Let's try it! Do you think your mom would mind?
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
You know, I consider myself a peaceful person, but this useless tool makes me want to take a baseball bat to his face a couple dozen times...
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Submitted by FunKills on August 27, 2008 - 11:56am.
www.diddy.com has a forum: Diddy: The Man... I posted there hoping he'll check DListed.
You know the bitch HAS to read everything about himself online if he has time to YouTube.
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Ok, here's a message for Diddy when he shows up.
Everyone has lost respect for you because you're such an egotistical sack of shit. Instead of whining about how you have to 'suffer' the way of life of all the trash below you, have some consideration and be grateful for what you have you son of a bitch.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 27, 2008 - 11:38am.
I hope he gets back on his private jet and crash that bitch like buddy holly and when he gets to heaven St. Peter or who the fuck is up there playing bouncer kicks him in the nuts and tells him Biggie is waiting on his ass in a locked room with a blow tortch and some dental floss to sew his gapping cunt of a mouth shut FOREVA!
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WoW!
That rant fucking rocked.
LMAO
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Carrot Top Loving times--I do believe they are...anyway, that's what I hear.
I wonder if you could make a car that runs on poo...*scratches head*
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
If gas prices are grounding his personal jet, then HALLELUJAH to high gas prices.
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You guys are just jeluz.
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the only ACTING he does is pretending he is straight and i cant tell yuopu how much "down Low" types help ruin what LGBT communities try to break down.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Fuck you, Diddy. Do you forget the days when you had to ride the bus and was happy that the ride didn't mean you had to hop on the back fender!!
Keep runnin your mouth, bitch. Karma is always on target and one day you will be riding the ghetto airlines...The Greyhound bus
taco Mom Times, are the Smart Ugly Cars really that good on mileage?
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
"pursuing my acting career"
Keep pursuing dumb ass.
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Submitted by Hairicane on August 27, 2008 - 8:29am.
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Don't know what you are talking about so I guess the answer is no.
the DUDE! abides...
SEAN belongs o the side of a fish tank eating algea!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
What....A....Douche....
Crapface is the new Crapface
I could actually use diddy here today at the office--there are a bunch of gnats flying around and I need a fly catcher!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
www.diddy.com has a forum: Diddy: The Man... I posted there hoping he'll check DListed.
You know the bitch HAS to read everything about himself online if he has time to YouTube.
If you go to Diddlers site, prepare to be disgusted even further. If you are sad about the state of things today, maybe wait till tomorrow. This shit will really piss you off...
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Now is that an economic indicator or what?
Hey Puffy, I know a short cut over the Bermuda Triangle.
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