Diddy Forced To Fly Commercial!
The gas situation needs to change! It has gone too fucking far. I mean, Diddy has been forced to fly commercial, because gas prices are "too fucking high." It's criminal! Commercial seats do not cradle the sexy the way private jet seats do. Seriously, someone needs to lose their life over this.
Diddy posted a video blog on his YouTube account complaining about having to fly commercial. He rants: “Gas prices are too motherfucking high. As you know, I do own my own jet and I have been having flying back and forth to LA pursuing my acting career. Now, if I’m flying back and forth, like, twice in a month that’s like $200,000 or $250,000 round trip. FUCK that. I’m back on American Airlines right now. Ok? Your boy Diddy right now is on American Airlines. Look. I want to give a shout out to all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from all the countries that have oil, if you could all please send me some oil for my jet I would truly appreciate it. But right now, can you believe it, I am actually flying commercial. That’s how high gas prices are ok, so I feel you. Look, I’m at the gate right now. This is proof that gas prices are too high, we need to do something about it, so tell whoever the next president is that we need to bring gas back down.”
Do you hear that Obama? You better address this shit on Thursday! Eff everything else. Shit, I think we should all send Diddy some gas. This is dead wrong.
Although, I may have the answer to his predicament. Has he tried plugging himself into his private jet? I'm sure it can run on his ego alone.
OH STFU diddy. i hope you enjoyed your commercial flight you fucking prick, and the stewardess threw your bag of peanuts right at your big fucking head.
@djten
Iraq does not have the largest oil reserves in the world. It is either #4 or #5, depending on how you treat the oil sands in Canada
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_oil_proven_reserves
that is only one of the signs that you are retarded.
he should have other douche bags pitch in for gas for a ride in his jet, then hope like hell it crashes....arrogant asshole
I forgot to put him on my 20 Top Douches List of the Past Decade! Thanks!(Instead of Hot Sluts of the Day, Week, Year, it should be Hot Douche of the Day, OUCH!)
Your face!
"Acting career"?
Is this what we're calling appearing in Burger King commercials these days?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
@Dj Tenn... This is the kind of guy who IS endorsing Barry. Those who think they are upper crust celebs, those who think their money shouldn't be taxed but everyone else's should, those who think they can do things for the country, only we have to raise the taxes 23% in order to do it. Fuck that. If their public lives are stupid, why the HELL would we want to listen to their political opinions.
You can talk all you want about having the 2000 elections stolen, but do your homework. There have been several independent news media counts done that still showed Gore didn't have enough votes. No I don't like being in war, no I don't like sending 7 billion dollars in foreign aid to countries who hate us. But if you think Barry and Oprah are going to put that to a stop think again. If you make more than $40k a year he considers you wealthy and ready to plunder your paycheck.
Sorry about the rant, but I tire of the same old bullshit.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 27, 2008 - 11:30am.
Maybe Diddy's mom has one! That'll show him!
Who am I kidding, his mom probably drives an Escalade
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Nah she is strictly Bentley material.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
For a powerful man, he speaks so uneducated. I don;t know why im surprised.
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¿donde está machín?
I hope there's a God because I want this douche to go to hell.
Submitted by Violet on August 27, 2008 - 3:25pm.
LMMFAO...AMEN to that!
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"If she's {Jenna Jameson} a devout Catholic, then I'm Mary Full of Grace."
His Holiness MK, 8/25/08
We're right there with you P. Diddy! I needed to fill up my personal jet just the other day!
I don't understand how that gas bag can be low on gas. I would hate to be stuck sitting next to him on a commercial airline. He breathes out of his mouth and by the looks of him, his breath probably smells like s**t.
Everyone else summed up what I was about to type (off to the Solange posts lol)
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
What a fucking tool.
That is first or business class- not coach. What a diddy douche!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
the dolphin face's crap smells like everyone elses. boo hoo. the 'sexy' has to fly commercial. cry me a river. who even started calling this reject 'sexy?' please. even pam anderson in the morning looks better than this sucker.
I could not even finish watching that. What a piece of shit. Someone needs to knock him down a peg or five.
I hope his plane fucking crashes! Always hated this conceited, down-low asshole.
you know he is right
if he cant afford the gas prices neither can we.
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
First off, Puff Daddy (Yea I still call him that cause he is corny as hell) is a loser who only got a second chance at a career thanks to a clothing line. He's old and very played out and guess what? No one CARES, Puff Daddy!
FUCK this motherfucker
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"If she's {Jenna Jameson} a devout Catholic, then I'm Mary Full of Grace."
His Holiness MK, 8/25/08
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 27, 2008 - 3:05pm.
I still want Jessica Beil to stab this bastard in the eye with her big fat dick!
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Fat dick huh? *re thinks lezzie date w/ her* hmm.. this sounds pretty awesome..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I still want Jessica Beil to stab this bastard in the eye with her big fat dick!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
has hotchickswithdouchebags.com seen this youtube?
because if so, although only August, they have already got the gold medal for DB of the year.
I mean, even Im embarrassed at how ignunt he comes off looking.
Uhm Puffy Duffy Diddy Daddy whatev u answering to these days , not sure what yacht or private jet you've been partying on for the last 8 years, Im sure you are quite busy with more pressing matters like hiring a personal umbrella holder, things of that nature, etc.. but let me be so kind to break it down for you , ya see we had these 2 douchebags who are even douchier than you back in 2001 steal the last 2 presidential elections, blow up the twin towers & blame another nation in order to start an illegal war in said nation which just happens to hold the worlds largest oil reserves which then gave their Saudi business associates a lame excuse to jack up oil prices 1000% so not only them but all their cronies could all make a killing both literally & figuratively with over half a million women & children dead.
Although their suffering is nothing compared to the greatness that is you being forced to breathe the same air as the rest of us mortals, please bear with us & Im sure that if you , like Daddy Yankee will just endorse the presidential candidate that is fistfucking all your fans , all will be made right..
Darwin was right.. the ants are going to take over the world ..
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
Coach my ass!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
He acts as if he's made out of money like he's some type of revolutionary business mogul, but all he's done is ride the coattails of his highly talented rich friends (and cash in on their deaths) to boost his career and then become a sub par music producer.
I cant stand Diddy. I think if he and Tyra got in the same room, everyone would explode from the combined inflated self importance and narcissism in the room.
Wow, he can add!!!!!! What a douchebag, I'll have to reach way down to look for some sympathy for his great suffering and sacrifice in having to fly commercial....... Still looking for it.... I'll have to try again later.
I WANT ONE!
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
I ran out of gas today while taking one of my clients to the grocery store. I guess I won't get any sympathy from diddy... his problems are obviously bigger than mine.(HAHAHA)Where does the line form to be able to punch him in the face?
God, I have never liked this heel of an asswipe!
Society & Sex, Intertwined
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be back later
*blushing & kind of bleeding*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
SLUT!!!
*pulls hair*
Who's next?
*marks down phone sex times for triple the pleasure* Sheet, Now there is a smile straight up GLUED on my face.. lol.. I'm such a naughty, and easy to be pleased whore.. Some one call me a slut, and pull my hair..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Snowy
Damn straight
Oklahoma. I'm glad he won't be here for a couple of days
We can continue with our daily phone sex
LCT. He's out of his mind!
I guess I won't be getting my spanking tonight
*kicks dirt*
He's just being nice because it's lunch time
Snowpiece.. Gangsta beetches is Right!! *pulls out Gat* *beats some whities in the head* damn, I'm so tuff and ruff.. yeah, I got my Wife beater tank top off a WIRE HANGER this morning.. No plastic hangers here BITCHES!!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by oklahoma on August 27, 2008 - 1:33pm.
HaHA.. stupid old man!! I peed in his bed anyways..
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I hope it was vitamin pee. Or better yet, period pee!
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by xxyxz on August 27, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Okay... So I'm on the phone and my FIL has to make a call
It was not even 2 mins before I handed it to him.
I told him that he needs to wait when I'm on the phone
Bitch said "I'm going to tell your husband when he comes for lunch"
LMAO
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WOW. He even TOLD you he was telling on you. That's just fucking awesome. I can imagine the conversation going like this.
FIL: "Son, your wife was on the phone and I wanted to use it, and then she gave it to me once she was done her conversation."
Husband: "Your point is....."
FIL: "Where did I put my cane? What day is it? I don't knooooooooooooooow!"
*xxyxz filling FIL's mouthwash bottle with battery acid*
NOW you need new teefs, FIL bitchman!
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
LCT
He must have me confused with HIS wife
I don't play that shit in MY house
Grrr!
xxyxz LOL he prolly reads dlisted and saw that you have a gang of gangsta betotches up in here that would come after his old wrinkles ass if he didn't apologize!!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
HaHA.. stupid old man!! I peed in his bed anyways..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Okie,
That was phunnie!!!!!
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
UPDATE
I'm not going to be told on anymore. He said he was sorry and he didn't want any problems with me
Good for him, I was ready to kick him and his saggy balls out
FIL: I'm telling
Xxyxz: I see your old hairy nuts
FIL: *runs away crying*
Xxyxz: *throws phone at old man who tripped*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by xxyxz on August 27, 2008 - 1:11pm.
LCT -
I was told that I'm getting told on
To my....
Gasp. Husband
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What did you do, not put enough syrup on the pancakes? And why the fuck would someone in their right mind complain to the spouse of the person they're complaining about???
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Okay... So I'm on the phone and my FIL has to make a call
It was not even 2 mins before I handed it to him.
I told him that he needs to wait when I'm on the phone
Bitch said "I'm going to tell your husband when he comes for lunch"
LMAO
I don't listen to my husband. Why would I listen to my FIL?
Diddy and Kanye cleary need to have "Who's the biggest douche?" throwdown. Only enough room for one sheriff in this town.
Submitted by xxyxz on August 27, 2008 - 10:11am.
OK, sorry for butting in, but this sounds too good. Spill girl. WTH happened? They are telling on you? Fun-neeeeeeeee.
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
xxyxz but wot did u do??????????****************************1/20/09
"TEDDY'S BACK!"
xxyxz.. WHAT?? That is bullshit. Did this just happen?? boss left, I knew he would.. lol
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!