Wednesday, August 27th 2008
Jenny Aniston Is Totally Getting Married
It looks like Jennifer Aniston's Second Life boyfriend finally popped the question! He asked her while they were both flying across a volcano. He told her to go pick out the prettiest Cracker Jack box ring she could find. He's the one. I know it!
Jenny Aniston wore a ring on her left knitting claw yesterday which means she's engaged and knocked up. Right? Or maybe she forgot to take off the ring after her daily afternoon fake wedding to one of her cats. "This is the way she wash our paw....wash our paw..."
Here's newly engaged Jenny going to lunch with Woody Allen at Madeo. Woody Allen?! Jen! I know your options are dwindling, but Woody fucking Allen?!
Wenn
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don't get me wrong...i am completely annoyed and tired with this whole victimization of jennifer aniston. it's so 2006. but, seriously, i'm beginning to feel really bad for her. it's getting painful.
Submitted by MargeAggedon on August 27, 2008 - 9:55am.
I get a kick out of the "Aniston is desperate" posts.
She's got money, fame, looks, health and oh yeah I guess her whole entire life is worthless because she doesn't have a MAYUN.
LOL!!!
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hey Marge:)
I read some article the other day (Ill try to find it) where the author was theorizing that jen is involved in a PR plan that involves her constantly hooking up or breaking up with vartious hollywood men, and the action always happens around the time there is any brangelina "news". The authors opinion was that Jen is really shooting herself in the foot by trying to compete in the tabloid games. Seemed to make sense.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 27, 2008 - 10:54am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 27, 2008 - 7:50am.
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I do believe that it's "afterlife"...not afterworld.;) Still...awesome song!!! :D
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He says/sings 'afterworld'. Prince is so cool he creates his own vocabulary, or something like that. I'm changing my name to a symbol right now.
Woody Allen looks slimy.
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
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Here's to all you Second Lifers (te he)
The Associated Press
CLAYMONT, Del. -- A woman is charged in Delaware with plotting the real-life abduction of a boyfriend she met through the virtual reality Web site "Second Life."
Thirty-three-year-old Kimberly Jernigan from Durham, N.C., was returned to Delaware to face charges including attempted kidnapping after she was arrested in Maryland last week.
Court records say Jernigan drove to the 52-year-old man's apartment Thursday with a stun gun, handcuffs and duct tape. She fled when he came home, discovered her and called 911.
Police said the two met online on Second Life, a social site where people create alter egos. The man broke off the relationship after they met in person.
Court records did not list an attorney for Jernigan, who was being held in lieu of $65,000 bail.
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http://www.myspace.com/oxygen162
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 27, 2008 - 7:56am.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 27, 2008 - 7:54am.
YOU HURT MY FEELINGS!!!!!!
You are the elevator that is trying to bring me down.
j/k♥♥♥
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Awwwww..i didnt mean to purple rain on your parade....me so sowwwy. Lets get crazy!!! ;P
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 27, 2008 - 7:54am.
Hey Mrs. K...wanna go for a ride in my little red corvette in the purple rain?
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Baby, you're much too fast
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An unstoppable force of knowledge, Big Toe’s got the scoop on all the latest info, and knows what’s going down at all times... Except for when it comes to you. What’s up with you? Big Toe wants to know.
How are her options dwindling again? She's a famous millionaire with a hot body.
I think she'll be fine.
*rolls eyes*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 27, 2008 - 7:54am.
YOU HURT MY FEELINGS!!!!!!
You are the elevator that is trying to bring me down.
j/k♥♥♥
(I cutted and pasted)
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An unstoppable force of knowledge, Big Toe’s got the scoop on all the latest info, and knows what’s going down at all times... Except for when it comes to you. What’s up with you? Big Toe wants to know.
I'm just gonna unbuckle my seat belt. This car is in neutral.
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http://www.myspace.com/oxygen162
I think she's wearing her jade ring on her wedding finger for "luck"...Maybe she is hoping to score some Woody pepaw action. lmao
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
"Jenny Aniston wore a ring on her left knitting claw yesterday which means she's engaged and knocked up. Right? Or maybe she forgot to take off the ring after her daily afternoon fake wedding to one of her cats. "
LOL!!
*MUAH* Michael K!
I get a kick out of the "Aniston is desperate" posts.
She's got money, fame, looks, health and oh yeah I guess her whole entire life is worthless because she doesn't have a MAYUN.
LOL!!!
But seriously... woody allen? Did she bring mace? That little perv gives me the creeps.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
*gets out her pooper-scooper* This will be needed. Trust.
MK! Don't make fun of Second Life! I [am a loser] play that game! It's fun. ;-;
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Hi5.
"She's not even wearing exquisite lucite heels. EPIC FAIL!" - MK on 8-26-08
mrs k I am ♥ing you!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 27, 2008 - 9:50am.
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Hey Mrs. K...wanna go for a ride in my little red corvette in the purple rain?
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 27, 2008 - 7:50am.
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I do believe that it's "afterlife"...not afterworld.;) Still...awesome song!!! :D
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
If you take a close look at her manuckles you'll see why she's wearing it on her ring finger
DAYUM she gots some big ole digits!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Ya know, Woody's pretty old. I wonder if Woody can still get a woody without medication's help.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
*poo rolling up its poo sleeves* *stomping poo legs* Ok Who has the Red Go flag..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I bet Jennys cats eat spaghetti and ice cream too...
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
my poo just sucked it's teef at both y'all dumps.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Another gem. LMAO
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Cute outfit, pretty hair, still the same damn ugly face. Blech.
Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
2 get through this thing called life
Electric word life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here 2 tell u
There's something else
The afterworld
A world of never ending happiness
U can always see the sun, day or night
So when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
U know the one - Dr Everything'll Be Alright
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby
'Cuz in this life
Things are much harder than in the afterworld
In this life
You're on your own
HOT...i am so mad george likes those italian boys. he and jen would be perfect for each other.
ha ha Oklahoma our dumps are going to cage fight!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
AJP, My dump rolled its eyes @ ur dump.. lol
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Jen has gorgeous shiny hair.
I'd go for Woody Harrelson instead of the Pepaw Woody.
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El Dude/Walter'08
come the fuck on!
this topic is so OVA that the giant dump i just took just rolled its eyes and said WHATEVA! to you MK!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Woah!! she looks a bit sexay here, I love that black get-up.. Meeeeoooow! *purs*
LMAO @ knitting claw! Mk u funny!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!